The dulleft Beast, and that which May break a Limb of Master or Miss. you kifs, Of Serpent-kind, and what at Distance kills, Poor Mifs Dingley oft hath felt its Bills. The dullest Beast, and Eggs unfound, Without it I rather would walk on the Ground. The dullest Beast, and what covers a House, Without it a Writer is not worth a Louse. The dullest Beast, and scandalous Vermin, Of roaft or boil'd, to the Hungry is charming. The dullest Beast, and what's cover'd with Cruft, There's nobody but a Fool that would trust. The dullest Beast, and mending Highways, Is to an Horse an evil Disease. The dulleft Beaft, and a Hole in the Ground, Will dress a Dinner worth five Pound. The dullest Beast, and what Doctors pretend, The Cook-maid often hath by the End. The dulleft Beast, and Fish for Lent, May give you a Blow you'll for ever repent. The dullest Beast, and a shameful Jeer, Without a Lady should never appear. Probatur Probatur aliter. A Long-car'd Beaft, and a Field-house for Cattle, Among the Coals doth often rattle. A long-ear'd Beast, a Bird that Prates, The Bridegrooms first Gift to their Mates, Is by all pious Christians thought, In Clergymen the greatest Fault. A long-ear'd Beast, and Woman of Endor, If your Wife be a Scold, that will mend her. With a long-ear'd Beast, and Med'cines Use, Cooks make their Fowl look tight and spruce.. A long-ear'd Beast, and holy Fable, Strengthens the Shoes of half the Rabble. A long-ear'd Beaft, and Rhenish Wine, Lies in the Lap of Ladies fine. A long-ear'd Beast, and Flanders College, Is Dr. T-1 to my Knowledge. A long-ear'd Beast, and Building Knight; Cenforious People do in fpight. A long-ear'd Beast, and Bird of Night, We Sinners are too apt too flight. A long-ear'd Beast, and shameful Vermin, A Judge will eat, though clad in Ermin. A 4 A long-ear'd Beast and Irish Cart, Can leave a Mark, and give a Smart. A long-ear'd Beaft in Mud to lie, No Bird in Air fo fwift can fly. A long-ear'd Beast, and a fputt'ring old Whig, I wish he were in it and dancing a Jig. A long-ear'd Beaft, and Liquor to write, Is a damnable Smell both Morning and Night. A long-ear'd Beast, and the Child of a Sheep, At Whift they will make a desperate Sweep. A Beaft long-ear'd, and 'till Midnight you stay, Will cover a House much better than Clay. A long-ear'd Beaft, and the Drink you love best, You call him a Sloven in Earnest or Jest. A long-ear'd Beast, and the fixteenth Letter, I'd not look at all, unless I look't better. A long-ear'd Beaft give me, and Eggs unfound, Or elfe I will not ride one Inch of Ground. A long-car'd Beast, another Name for Jeer, To Ladies Skins there's nothing comes fo near. A A long-ear'd Beast, and kind Noise of a Cat, Is useful in Journies, take Notice of that. A long-ear'd Beaft, and what seasons your Beef, On fuch an Occafion the Law gives Relief. A long-ear'd Beaft, a Thing that Force must drive in, Bears up his House, that's of his own contriving, A A LOVE SONG. PUD in is almi de fi re, Mimis tres I ne ver re qui re. Alo veri findit a geftis, His miferi ne ver at reftis. DIC An EPIGRAM. IC, heris agro at, an da quar to fine ale, Fora ringat ure nos, an da ftringat ure tale. THREE |