Or, with your stately rider, lead The armed troop to warlike deed; While you've a leg you ne'er shall cease To bear the minister of peace. Long have you borne him nor e'er grumbled, Nor ever started, kick'd or stumbled." But mildest natures sometimes err From the strict rules of character: And beasts will kick when they are stung. Kick'd up behind, rear'd up before, And play'd a dozen antics more; Just now, upon a blacksmith's shop, To save poor Grizzle's ears and tail !” When scarce had he his wishes spoke, Than he beheld a cloud of smoke, That from a forge appear'd to rise, And for a moment veil'd the skies, While the rude hammers to his ear, Proclaim'd the aid he wish'd was near. By the way-side the cottage rose, Around it many a willow grows, Where Syntax, in a tone of grief, Shew'd Grizzle's wounds and pray'd relief. The sooty Galen soon appear'd, And with fair hopes the Doctor cheer'd. "Trust me, good Sir, I've got a plaster, Will cure the beast of her disaster; And, while the dressing I prepare, With all becoming skill and care, Who came to drink her home-brew'd ale; Would sometimes walk to taste their liquor; That their gay landlord was renown'd, For hunting fox, with horn and hound; That he'd a daughter passing fair; Who was his Honour's only heir; A Lord alone, as it was said, She would receive into her bed. Throughout the village, ev'ry name Became a subject for the dame; And now poor Grizzle re-appears, With plaster'd tail and plaster'd ears, Which thus cas'd up, might well defy The sharpest sting of gnat or fly. The Doctor having had his fill, Without a word discharg'd his bill : But, as it was the close of day, He trotted briskly on his way; And, e'er the sun withdrew his light, An Inn receiv'd him for the night. The morning came, when he arose In spirits from his calm repose; The window quickly caught his eye, For here there are both grave and witty, From a small pocket in his coat He drew his tablets,—when he wrote "If my fond breast were made of glass, Kitty, my ever charming fair! You'd see your own sweet image there." 66 Dolly's as fat as any sow, And, if I'm not mistaken, To trim her husband's bacon." "Dear Jenny, while your name I hear, No transient glow my bosom heats; I dream, but I no longer find Your form still present to my view; To find a heart as true as mine." "I hither came down From fair London town With Lucy so mild and so kind; But Lucy grew cool, And call'd me a fool, So I started and left her behind." But as he copied, quite delighted, All that the Muse had thus indited, A hungry dog, and prone to steal, Ran off with half his breakfast meal ; While Dolly, ent'ring with a kettle, Was follow'd by a man of mettle, Who swore he'd have the promis'd kiss ; And, as he seiz'd the melting bliss, CANTO VI. WHAT various evils man await, In this strange sublunary state ! No sooner is he cheer'd by joy, Than sorrows come, and pains annoy ; And scarce his lips were op'd to bless The transient gleam of happiness, Than some dark cloud obscures the sky, And grief's sad moisture fills the eye. Thus, while the Doctor smiling stole From the clear glass each witty scroll, He felt, to interrupt the treat, The scalding torment in his feet: And thus awaken'd from his trance, Began to skip, and jump, and dance. "Take off my shoes," he raving cried, "And let my gaiters be untied." When Dolly with a nimble hand, Instant obeyed the loud command; And, as he lolled upon the chair, His feet and ancles soon were bare. Away th' impatient damsel run, To cure the mischief she had done; And quick return'd with liquid store, To rub his feet and ancles o'er; Nor was the tender office vain ; It soon assuag'd the burning pain. A tear was seen on Dolly's cheek: My anger's vanish'd with the pain; No more, my dear, shall I complain, Thus did he Dolly's care beguile, And turn'd her tears into a smile. She somehow warm'd the Doctor's heart; And, as she rubb'd the ointment in, He pinch'd her cheeks and chuck'd her chin; And, when she had redress'd his shanks, Consenting smil'd, and took them both. "I think," said she, "you'd better stay, Nor travel further on to-day :"- By Isis and by Cherwell stream, How oft I wove the classic dream, I feel again the genial glow My bosom with its former fires : That makes me half forget the woe And all my aching heart could tell, Thus Syntax moved in sober pace, Beset with academic grace; While Grizzle bore him up the town, And at the Mitre set him down. And as the clock struck nine he 'rose. To shave him clean, and make him smart : From him he learn'd that Dickey Bend, His early academic friend, As a reward for all his knowledge, I cannot surely better do To make enquiries he began ;- And thus the conversation ran. Once more to hear your To dine with us I hope you'll stay, And share a College feast to-day. Fortune has kindly dealt with me, And pray how has she dealt with thee?" SYNTAX.-"Alas! alas! I've played the fool; I took a wife, and keep a school; And while on dainties you are fed, I scarce get butter to my bread." PROVOST.-"For my part, I have never married, And grieve to hear your plans miscarried : I hope then my old worthy friend, Your visit here your fate will mend. My services you may command; I offer them with heart and hand; And while you think it right to stay, You'll make this house your home I pray." SYNTAX. "I'm going further, on a scheme, Which you may think an idle dream; At the fam'd Lakes to take a look, And of my Journey make a Book." PROVOST. "I know full well that you have store Of modern as of classic lore: And, surely, with your weight of learning, And all your critical discerning, You might produce a work of name, To fill your purse and give you fame, How oft have we together sought Whate'er the ancient sages taught !" SYNTAX.-"I now perceive that all your knowledge Is pent, my friend, within your college! Learning's become a very bore- That fashion long since has been o'er. A Bookseller may keep his carriage, And ask ten thousand pounds in marriage; May have his mansion in a square, And build a house for countryair ; And yet 'tis odds the fellow knows If Horace wrote in verse or prose. Could Dr. Grey in chariot ride, And take each day his wine beside, A lazy morning to beguile; Such is the book I mean to make And I've no doubt the work will take : I will allow it is but trash, But then it furnishes the cash." PROVOST." Why things are not the same, I fear, As when we both were scholars here; But still I doubt not your success, Myself, and my whole College tribe, At length the bell began to call Nor did the guests delay to meet, And wish you ev'ry happiness; Depend upon it will subscribe." To dinner, in the college-hall; Lur'd by the bounty of the treat. The formal salutations over, Each drew his chair and seized his cover; The Provost, in collegiate pride, Plac'd Doctor Syntax by his side; And soon they heard the hurrying feet Of those that bore the smoking meat. Behold the dishes due appear— Fish in the van, beef in the rear ; But he who the procession led, By some false step or awkward tread, Or curs'd by some malignant pow'r, Fell headlong on the marble floor, Ah, heedless wight! ah, hapless dish! Ah! all the luxury of fish! Thus in a moment spoil'd and wasted; Ah! never, never to be tasted! But one false step begets another, So they all tumbled one o'er t'other ; And now the pavement was bestrew'd With roast and boil'd, and fried and stew'd. The ven'son pasty is secure, The marrow puddings safe and sure; For the good things they've thrown away." Thus ev'ry eye was quickly cheer'd With all the plenty that appear'd; They eat, and drank, they smok'd, they talk'd, And round the college-garden walk'd: But the time came (for time will fly) When Syntax was to say-" good bye." |