Aqua-fontis, what you please, "He can content ye. *Forbye some new, uncommon weapons, 'Urinus Spiritus of capons; Or Mite-horn shavings, filings, scrapings; 'Distill'd per se; 'Sal-alkali o' Midge-tail clippings, • And mony mae.' * Waes me for Johnny Ger's Hole* now," Quo' I, ' If that the news be true! ♦ His braw calf-ward where gowans grew, • Sae white and bonnie, Nae doubt they'll rive it wi' the plew; They'll ruin Johnie! The creature grain'd an eldritch laugh, They'll a' be trench'd wi' mony a sheugh • In twa-three year. Whare I killed ane a fair strae death, "By loss o' blood or want of breath, 'This night I'm free to tak my aith, "That Hornbook's skill • Has clad a score i' their last claith, 'An honest Wabster to his trade, Whase wife's twa nieves were scarce weel bred, 'Gat tippence-worth to mend her head, When it was sair; 'The wife slade cannie to her bed, But ne'er spak mair. 'A countra Laird had ta'en the batts, Or some curmurring in his guts, 'His only son for Hornbook sets, 'An' pays him well. The lad, for twa guid gimmer pets, A bonnie lass, ye kend her name, • Some ill-brewn drink had hov'd her wame; 'She trusts hersel, to hide the shame, "In Hornbook's care; • Horn sent her aff to her lang hame, To hide it there. ♦ That's just a swatch o' Hornbook's way; 'An's weel paid for't; Yet stops me o' my lawfu' prey, 'Wi' his d-mn'd dirt : But, hark! I'll tell you of a plot, 'Tho' dinna ye be speaking o't; 'I'll nail the self-conceited sot, 'As dead's a herrin & "Niest time we meet, I'll wad a groat, But just as he began to tell, The auld kirk-hammer strak the bell Which rais'd us baith: I took the way that pleas'd mysel, And sae did Death. THE BRIGS OF AYR: А РОЕМ. INSCRIBED TO J. B*********, Esq., AYR. THE Simple Bard, rough at the rustic plough, The soaring lark, the perching red-breast shrill, hill; Shall he, nurst in the Persent's lowly shed, And train'd to arms in stern Misfortune's field With all the venal soul of dedicating Prose? With heart-felt throes his grateful bosom swells, The godlike bliss, to give, alone excels. 'Twas when the stacks get on their winter-hap, And thack and rape secure the toil-won crap; Potatoe-bings are snugged up fra skaith Of coming Winter's biting, frosty breath; The bees, rejoicing o'er their summer toils, Unnumber'd buds an' flow'rs' delicious spoils Seal'd up with frugal care in massive waxen piles, Are doom'd by man, that tyrant o'er the weak, The death o' devils smoor'd vi' brimstone reek: The thundering guns are heard on ev'ry side, The wounded coveys, reeling, scatter wide; The feather'd field-mates, bound by Nature's tie, Sires, mothers, children, in one carnage lie: (What warm, poetic heart, but inly bleeds, And execrates man's savage, ruthless deeds!) Nae mair the flow'r in field or meadow springs: Nae mair the grove with airy concert rings, Except perhaps the Robin's whistling glee, Proud o' the height o' some bit half-lang tree: The hoary morns precede the sunny days, Mild, calm, serene, wide spreads the noontide blaze, While thick the gossamour waves wanton in the "Twas in that season, when a simple bard, |