Bard. O joyful day!—I would not take a SCENE V.—A public Place near Westminster knighthood for my fortune. Abbey. Enter two Grooms, strewing rushes. 1 Groom. More rushes, more rushes. 2 Groom. The trumpets have sounded twice. I Groom. It will be two o'clock ere they come from the coronation: despatch, despatch. [Exeunt Grooms. Enter Falstaff, Shallow, Pistol, Bardolph, and Page. Pist. What, I do bring good news? Fal. Carry master Silence to bed.-Master Shallow, my lord Shallow, be what thou wilt ; I am fortune's steward. Get on thy boots : we'll ride all night.-O sweet Pistol !-Away, Bardolph!-[Exit Bard.] Come, Pistol, utter more to me; and, withal, devise something to do thyself good. Boot, boot, Master Shallow: I know the young king is sick for me. Let us take any man's horses; the laws of England are at my commandment. Happy are they which have been my friends; and woe unto my lord chief justice! Pist. Let vultures vile seize on his lungs Pist. God bless thy lungs, good knight! also! Fal. Come here, Pistol; stand behind me. Fal. Stand here by me, master Robert Shallow; I will make the king do you grace: I will leer upon him, as he comes by; and do but mark the countenance he will give me. "Where is the life that late I led?" say they :]-[To Shallow.] O, if I had had time to have Why, here it is;-Welcome these pleasant made new liveries, I would have bestowed the days! [Exeunt. thousand pound I borrowed of you. SCENE IV.-London. A Street. Enter Beadles, dragging in Hostess Quickly and Doll Tear-sheet. Host. No, thou arrant knave; I would to God I might die, that I might have thee hanged; thou hast drawn my shoulder out of joint. 1 Bead. The constables have delivered her over to me; and she shall have whipping-cheer enough, I warrant her: there hath been a man or two lately killed about her. But 'tis no matter; this poor show doth better: this doth infer the zeal I had to see him. Shal. It doth so. Fal. It shows my earnestness of affection. Fal. As it were, to ride day and night; and not to deliberate, not to remember, not to have patience to shift me. Shal. It is most certain. Fal. But to stand stained with travel, and sweating with desire to see him; thinking of Dol. Nut-hook, nut-hook, you lie. Come nothing else, putting all affairs else in oblivion, on; I'll tell thee what, thou damned tripe-as if there were nothing else to be done but to visaged rascal, an the child I now go with do see him. miscarry, thou hadst better thou hadst struck thy mother, thou paper-faced villain. Host. O the Lord, that Sir John would come! he would make this a bloody day to somebody. But I pray God the fruit of her womb miscarry. 1 Bead. If it do, you shall have a dozen of cushions again; you have but eleven now. Come, I charge you both go with me; for the man is dead, that you and Pistol beat among you. Dol. I'll tell thee what, thou thin man in a censer, I will have you as soundly swinged for this, you blue-bottle rogue! you filthy famished correctioner! if you be not swinged, I'll forswear half-kirtles. 1 Bead. Come, come, you she knight-errant, [est: Pist. 'Tis semper idem, for absque hoc nihil 'Tis all in every part. Shal. 'Tis so, indeed. Pist. My knight, I will inflame thy noble And make thee rage. [liver, By most mechanical and dirty hand :- For Doll is in: Pistol speaks nought but truth. [Shouts within and trumpets sound. Pist. There roar'd the sea, and trumpetclangor sounds. Enter the King and his train, the Chief Fal. God save thy grace, king Hal! my vain man. royal Hal. [most royal imp of fame! Pist. The heavens thee guard and keep, Fal. God save thee, my sweet boy! King. My lord chief justice, speak to that [what 'tis you speak? Ch. Just. Have you your wits? know you Fal. My king! my Jove! I speak to thee, my heart! King. I know thee not, old man How ill white hairs become a fool, [prayers: fall to thy and jester ! Scene 5. SECOND PART OF KING HENRY IV. I have long dream'd of such a kind of man, gape For thee thrice wider than for other men.- For God doth know, so shall the world per- That I have turn'd away my former self; Shal. Ay, marry, sir John; which I beseech you to let me have home with me. Fal. That can hardly be, master Shallow. Do not you grieve at this; I shall be sent for in private to him: look you, he must seem thus to the world: fear not your advancement: I will be the man yet that shall make you great. Shal. I cannot perceive how; unless you should give me your doublet, and stuff me out with straw. I beseech you, good sir John, let me have five hundred of my thousand. P. John. I like this fair proceeding of the P. John. I will lay odds, that, ere this year We bear our civil swords and native fire EPILOGUE.-Spoken by a Dancer. First, my fear; then, my court'sy; last, my speech. My fear is, your displeasure; my court'sy, my duty; and my speech, to beg your pardons. If you look for a good speech now, you undo me: for what I have to say, is of mine own making; and what indeed I should say, will, I doubt, prove mine own marring. But to the purpose, and so to the venture.-Be it known to you, (as it is very well,) I was lately here in the end of a displeasing play, to pray your patience for it, and to promise you a better. I did mean, indeed, to pay you with this: break, and you, my gentle which, if, like an ill venture, it come unluckily home, creditors, lose. Here, I promised you, I would be, and here I commit my body to your mercies; bate me some, and I will pay you some; and, as most debtors do, promise you infinitely. All If my tongue cannot entreat you to acquit me, will you command me to use my legs? and yet that were but light payment,-to dance out of your debt. But a good conscience will make any possible satisfaction, and so will I. the gentlewomen here have forgiven me if the gentlemen will not, then the gentlemen do not agree with the gentlewomen, which was never din-seen before in such an assembly. Fal. Sir, I will be as good as my word: this that you heard was but a colour. Shal. A colour, I fear, that you will die in, sir John. Bar Fal. Fear no colours: go with me to ner-come, lieutenant Pistol ;-come, dolph-I shall be sent for soon at night. Re-enter Prince John, the Chief Justice, Officers, &c. Ch. Just. Go, carry sir John Falstaff to the Take all his company along with him. [Fleet: [you soon. Fal. My lord, my lord,will hear Ch. Just. I cannot now speak : Take them away. Pist. Si fortuna me tormenta, spero me contenta. [Exeunt Fal. Shal. Pist. Bard. and Page, with Officers. One word more, I beseech you. If you be not too much cloyed with fat meat, our humble author will continue the story, with sir John in it, and make you merry with fair Katharine of France: where, for anything I know, Falstaff shall die of a sweat, unless already he be killed with your hard opinions; for Oldcastle died a martyr, and this is not the man. My tongue is weary; when my legs are too, I bul, indeed, to pray for the will bid you good night: and so kneel denon before you: — queen. Admit me chorus to this history; [pray, Chor. O for a muse of fire, that would Who, prologue-like, your humble patience ascend The brightest heaven of invention ! A kingdom for a stage, princes to act, [all, Crouch for employment. But pardon, gentles Suppose, within the girdle of these walls Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our play. ACT I. SCENE I.-London. An Ante-chamber in the King's Palace. Enter the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Bishop of Ely. Cant. My lord, I'll tell you,-that self bill is urg'd, [reign Which in th' eleventh year of the last king's Was like, and had indeed against us pass'd, But that the scambling and unquiet time Did push it out of further question. [now? Ely. But how, my lord, shall we resist it Cant. It must be thought on. If it pass against us, We lose the better half of our possession: Full fifteen earls, and fifteen hundred knights, The breath no sooner left his father's body, And whipp'd the offending Adam out of him, To envelop and contain celestial spirits. With such a heady currance scouring faults; So soon did lose his seat, and all at once, Ely. We are blessed in the change. Cant. The French ambassador upon that Crav'd audience; and the hour, I think, is come, To give him hearing: is it four o'clock? Cant. Then go we in, to know his embassy; You would desire the king were made a pre-SCENE II.-London. A Room of State in the Hear him debate of commonwealth affairs, : You would say, it hath been all-in-all his study [it, Palace. Enter the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Cant. God, and his angels, guard your saAnd make you long become it! [cred throne, K. Hen. Sure, we thank you. [nettle, My learned lord, we pray you to proceed, Ely. The strawberry grows underneath the And justly and religiously unfold, [France, And wholesome berries thrive and ripen best,Why the law Salique, that they have in Neighbour'd by fruit of baser quality: And so the prince obscur'd his contemplation Under the veil of wildness; which, no doubt, Grew like the summer grass, fastest by night, Unseen, yet crescive in his faculty. Cant. It must be so; for miracles are ceas'd; But, my good lord, Cant. Or should, or should not, bar us in our claim : Or nicely charge your understanding soul How you awake the sleeping sword of war: For never two such kingdoms did contend, Without much fall of blood; whose guiltless Are every one a woe, a sore complaint, [drops 'Gainst him whose wrongs give edge unto the swords That make such waste in brief mortality. King Pepin's title, and Hugh Capet's claim, King Lewis his satisfaction, all appear To hold in tight and title of the female: So do the kings of France unto this day; [wash'd, Howbeit they would hold up this Salique law, Cant. Then hear me, gracious sov'reign To bar your highness claiming from the female: and you peers, And rather choose to hide them in a net, That owe yourselves, your lives, and services,Than amply to imbar their crooked titles Usurp'd from you and your progenitors. There left behind and settled certain French; Subdued the Saxons, and did seat the French Convey'd himself as heir to the lady Lingare, Cant. The sin upon my head, dread so- Who on the French ground play'd a tragedy, [dead, Ely. Awake remembrance of these valiant the earth liege Do all expect that you should rouse yourself, West. They know your grace hath cause So hath your highness; never king of England liege, And lie pavilion'd in the fields of France. K. Hen. We must not only arm to invade But lay down our proportions to defend Cant. They of those marches, gracious so- |