How prone to change is human Life! Which caufes many Speculations. A PASTORAL DIALOGUE. A DERMOT, SHEELAH. Nymph and Swain, Sheelab and Dermot hight,】 Who wont to weed the Court of Gosford Knight, While each with ftubbed Knife remoy'd the Roots That rais'd between the Stones their daily Shoots ; As at their Work they fat in counterview, With mutual Beauty fmit, their Paffion grew. Sing heavenly Mufe in fweetly flowing Strain, The foft Endearments of the Nymph and Swain. Q4 DER My Love to Sheelah is more firmly fixt, Than strongest Weeds that grow thefe Stones betwixt : My Spud thefe Nettles from the Stones can part, No Knife fo keen to weed thee from my Heart. SHEELAH. My Love for gentle Dermot fafter grows DERMOT. No more that Bry❜r thy tender Legs shall rake SHEELAH. Thy Breeches torn behind, stand gaping wide, DER DERMOT. At an old ftubborn Root I chanc'd to tug, When the Dean threw me this Tobacco Plug: A longer half-porth never did I fee; This, deareft Sheelah, thou fhalt fhare with me. SHEELAH. In at the Pantry door this Morn I flipt, And thou, my Dear, fhalt have the bigger half. DERMOT. When you faw Tady at long-bullets play, You fat and lows'd him all the Sunshine Day. How could you Sheelah, liften to his Tales, Or crack fuch Lice as his between your Nails? SHEELAH. When you with Oonah ftood behind a Ditch, I peept and faw you kiss the dirty Bitch. Dermot, how could you touch those nafty Sluts! I almost wish'd this Spud were in your Guts. DER 1 DERMOT. If Oonah once I kifs'd, forbear to chide : SHEELAH. Dermet, I fwear, tho' Tady's Locks could hold Ten thousand Lice, and ev'ry Loufe was Gold, Him on my Lap you never more should fee; Or may I lofe my Weeding-knife and Thee. DERMOT. O, could I earn for thee, my lovely Lafs, Mary Mary the Cook-Maid's LETTER to WELL; Dr. Sheridan. ELL; if ever I faw fuch another Man fince my Mother bound my Head, You a Gentleman! mary come up, I wonder where you were bred ? I am fure fuch Words do not become a Man of your Cloth, I would not give fuch Language to a Dog, faith and Yes troth. ; you call'd my ridan, 'tis a Shame Mafter a Knave: Fie Mr. She For a Parfon, who fhou'd know better Things, to come out with fuch a Name. Knave in your Teeth, Mr. Sheridan, 'tis both a Shame and a Sin, And the Dean my Mafter is an honefter Man than and all your Kin: you He has more Goodness in his little Finger, than you have in your whole Body, My Master is a parfonable Man, and not a spindleThank'd hoddy-doddy. And now whereby I find you would fain make an Excufe, Because my Master one Day in Anger call'd you Goose. |