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Have you less pity for the needy cheat,
The poor and friendless villain, than the great?
Alas! the small discredit of a bribe
Scarce hurts the lawyer, but undoes the scribe.
Then better sure it charity becomes
To tax directors, who (thank God!) have plums;
Still better ministers, or if the thing
May pinch ev’n there-why lay it on a king.
F. Stop! stop!
P. Must satire then nor rise nor fall?
Speak out, and bid me blame no rogues at all.
F. Yes, strike that Wild, I'll justify the blow.
P. Strike? why the man was bang’d ten years ago: Who now that obsolete example fears? Ev’n Peter trembles only for his ears. · F. What, always Peter? Peter thinks you mad;
You make men desperate, if they once are bad,
Else might be take to virtue some years hence-
P. As S**k, if he lives, will love the prince.
F. Strange spleen to S**k!
P. Do I wrong the man?
God knows I praise a courtier where I can.
When I confess there is who feels for fame,
And melts to goodness, need I Scarborough name
Pleas'd let me own, in Esher's peaceful grove,
(Where Kent and Nature vie for Pelham's love
The scene, the master, opening to my view
I sit and dream I see my Craggs anew
Ev'n in a bishop I can spy desert; Secker is decent, Rundel has a heart; Manners with candour are to Benson giv'n, To Berkeley every virtue under heav'n.
But does the court a worthy man remove That instant, I declare, he has my love
I shun his zenith, court his mild decline ;
Thus Somers once and Halifax were mine.
Oft in the clear still mirror of retreat
I studied Shrewsbury, the wise and great:
Carleton's calm sense and Stanhope's poble flame
Compar'd, and knew their generous end the same:
How pleasing Atterbury's softer hour!
How shind the soul, unconquer'd; in the Tow'r!
How can I Pulteney, Chesterfield, forget,
While Roman spirit charms, and Attic wit?
Argyle, the state's whole thunder born to wield,
And shake alike the senate and the field ?
Or Wyndham, just to freedom and the throne,
The master of our passions and his own?
Names which I long have lov'd, vor lov'd in vain,
Rank'd with their friends, not number'd with their
And if yet higher the proud list should end,
Still let me say,-no follower but a friend.
Yet think not friendship only prompts my lays;
I follow Virtue ; where she shines 1 praise,
| Point she to priest or elder, whig or tory,
LOr round a quaker's beaver cast a glory.
I never (to my sorrow I declare)
Din'd with the Man of Ross or my Lord May'r.
Some in their choice of friends (nay, look not grave)
Have still a secret bias to a knave:
To find an honest man I beat about,
And love him, court him, praise him, in or out.
F. Then why so few commended ?
P. Not so fierce; Find you the virtne, and I'll find the verse. But random praise-the task can ne'er be done; Each mother asks it for her booby son;
Each widow asks it for the best of men,
For bim she weeps, for him she weds again.
Praise cannot stoop, like satire, to the ground;
The number may be lang’d, but not be crown'd.
Enough for half the greatest of these days
To 'scape my censure, not expect my praise.
Are they not rich? what more can they pretend?
Dare they to hope a poet for their friend?
What Richelieu wanted, Louis scarce could gain,
And what young Ammon wish’d, but wish'd in vain.
No power the Muse's friendship can command :
No power, when virtue claims it, can withstand.
To Cato, Virgil paid one honest line;
O let my country's friends illumine mine! [no sin ;
-What are you thinking? F. Faith the thought's I think your friends are out, and would be in.
P. If merely to come in, sir, they go out, The way they take is strangely ronnd about.
F. They too may be corrupted, you'll allow?
P. I only call those knaves who are so now.
Is that too little? come then, I'll comply-
Spirit of Arnall! aid me while I lie :
Cobham's a coward, Polwarth is a slave,
And Lyttelton a dark designing knave,
St. John has ever been a wealthy fool-
But let me add, Sir Robert's mighty dull,
Has never made a friend in private life,
And was, besides, a tyrant to his wife.
But pray, when others praise him, do I blame?
Call Verres, Wolsey, any odious name?
Why rail they then if but a wreath of mine,
Oh, all-accomplish'd St. John! deck thy shrine ?
What! shall each spur-galld hackney of the day, When Paxtoo gives him double, pots and pay,
Or each new-pension'd sycophant, pretend
To break my windows if I treat a friend,
Then wisely plead to me they meant no hurt,
But 'twas my guest at whom they threw the dirt?
Sure if I spare the minister, no rules
Of honour bind me not to maul his tools;
Sure if they cannot cut, it may be said
His saws are toothless, and his hatchet's lead,
It anger'd Turenne, once upon a day,
To see a footman kick'd that took his pay;
But when he heard the affront the fellow gave,
Knew one a man of honour, one a knave,
The prudent general torn'd it to a jest,
And beg'd he'd take the pains to kick the rest;
Which not at present having time to do
F. Hold, sir! for God's sake; where's the affront
to you? Against your worship when had g**k writ? Or P*ge pour'd forth the torrent of his wit? Or grant the bard whose distich all commend [In power a servant, out of power a friend] To W**le guilty of some venial sin, What's that to you, who ne'er was out nor in?
The priest whose flattery be-dropp'd the crown How hurt he you? he only stain'd the gown, And how did, pray, the forid youth offend, Whose speech you took, and gave it to a friend?
P. Faith, it imports not inuch from whom it Whoever borrow'd could not be to blame, [came; Since the whole house did afterwards the same. Let courtly wits to wits afford supply, As hog to hog in huts of Westphaly: If one, through nature's bounty or his lord's, Has what the frugal dirty soil affords,
From him the next receives it, thick or thin,
As pure a mess almost as it came in;
The blessed benefit, not there confin'd,
Drops to the third, who nuzzles close behind ;
From tail to mouth they feed and they carouse;
The last full fairly gives it to the House.
F. This filthy simile, this beastly line,
Quite turns my stomach—P. So does Pattery mine;
And all your courtly civet-cats can vent,
Perfume to you, to me is excrement.
But hear me further-Japhet, 'tis agreed,
Writ not, and Chartres scarce could write or read;
In all the courts of Pindus guiltless quite;
But pens can forge, my friend, that cannot write;
And must no egg in Japhet's face be thrown,
Because the deed he forg'd was not my own?
Must never patriot then declaim at gin
Unless, good man! he has been fairly in ;
No zealous pastor blame a failing spouse
Withont a staring reason on his brows?
And each blasphemer quite escape the rod,
Because the insult's not on man, but God?
Ask you what provocation I have had? The strong antipathy of good to bad. When truth or virtue an affront endures, The’affront is niine, my friend, and should be your's. Mine, as a foe profess’d to false pretence, Who think a coxcomb's honour like his sense; Mine, as a friend to every worthy mind; And mine as man, who feel for all mankind.
F. You're strangely proud.
P.So proud, I am no slave;
So impudent, I own myself no knave;
So odd, my country's ruin makes nie grave.