The dullest Beast, and that which you kiss, May break a Limb of Master or Miss. Of Serpent-kind, and what at Distance kills, Poor Miss Dingley oft hath felt its Bills. The dullest Beast, and Eggs unsound, Without it I rather would walk on the Ground. The dullest Beast, and what covers a House, Without it a Writer is not worth a Louse. The dullest Beast, and scandalous Vermin, Of roast or boil'd, to the Hungry is charming. The dullest Beast, and what's cover'd with Crust, There's nobody but a Fool that would trust. The dullest Beast, and mending Highways, Is to an Horse an evil Disease. The dullest Beast, and a Hole in the Ground, Will dress a Dinner worth five Pound. The dullest Beast, and what Doctors pretend, The Cook-maid often hath by the End. The dullest Beast, and Fish for Lent, May give you a Blow you'll for ever repent. The dullest Beast, and a shameful Jeer, Without a Lady should never appear. . Probatur Probatur aliter. A Long-ear'd Beast, and a Field-house for Cattle, A long-ear'd Beast, a Bird that Prates; A long-ear'd Beast, and Woman of Endor, If your Wife be a Scold, that will mend her. With a long-ear'd Beast, and Med'cines Use, Cooks make their Fowl look tight and spruce. · A long-ear'd Beast, and holy Fable, Strengthens the Shoes of half the Rabble. A long-ear'd Beast, and Rhenish Wine, Lies in the Lap of Ladies fine. A long-ear'd Beast, and Flanders College, Is Dr. T-I to my Knowledge. A long-ear’d Beast, and Building Knight; Cenforious People do în spight. A long-ear'd Beast, and Bird of Night, We Sinners are too apt too flight. A long-ear'd Beast, and shameful Vermin, A Judge will eat, though clad in Ermin. А A long-ear'd Beast and Irish Cart, Can leave a Mark, and give a Smart. A long-ear'd Beast in Mud to lie, Whig, A long-ear'd Beast, and Liquor to write, Is a damnable Smell both Morning and Night. A long-ear’d Beast, and the Child of a Sheep, At Whist they will make a desperate Sweep. A Beast long-ear'd, and 'till Midnight you stay, Will cover a House much better than Clay. A long-ear'd Beast, and the Drink you love best, You call him a Sloven in Earnest or Jest. A long-ear’d Beast, and the sixteenth Letter, I'd not look at all, unless I look’t better. A long-ear'd Beast give me, and Eggs unsound, Or else I will not ride one Inch of Ground. A long-ear'd Beast, another Name for Jeer, To Ladies Skins there's nothing comes so near. A A long-ear'd Beast, and kind Noise of a Cat, Is useful in Journies, take Notice of that. A long-ear'd Beast, and what seasons your Beef, On such an Occasion the Law gives Relief. A long-ear'd Beast, a Thing that Force must drive in, Bears up his House, that's of his own contriving, A L O V E S O N G. PUD in is almi de fi re, Mimis tres I ne ver re qui re. A An EPIGRA M. IC, heris agro at, an da quar to fine ale, tale. THREE |