So, the Bard he finds Drink, and leaves Phabus to treat With the Thoughts he infpires, regardless of Meat. Hence they that come hither expecting to dine, Are always fobb'd off with sheer Wit and sheer Wine. A On another Window. RE the Guefts of this House still doom'd to be cheated? Sure the Fates have decreed they by Halves should be treated? In the Days of good * John, if you came here to dine, You had choice of good Meat, no Choice of good Wine. In Jonathan's Reign if you come here to eat, You have Choice of good Wine, no Choice of good Meat. Oh Jove! then how fully might all Sides be bleft, Would'st thou but agree to this humble Request: Put Dr. John Stearne, late Lord Bishop of Clogher, who had been the Predeceffor of Dr. Swift, in the Deanery of St. Patrick's, and was always diftinguished for his great Hofpitality. Put both Deans in one; or if that's too much Trouble, Instead of the Deans, make the Deanery double. To a LADY, who defired the AUTHOR to write some Verses upon her in the heroic Style, Written at London in the Year 1736. A FTER venting all my Spight, Tell me, what have I to write? Ev'ry Error I could find Thro' the Mazes of your Mind; Have my bufy Mufe employ'd Hearken what my Lady fays, Have I nothing then to praise? Ill it fits you to be witty, Where a Fault should move your Pity, If you think me too conceited, If my wand'ring Head be lefs You would teach me to be wife; But it was decreed by Fate, Bred a Fondling, and an Heiress ; Balls, and Masquerades, and Shows, Thus you have my Cafe at large, And may now perform your Charge. Those Materials I have furnish'd, When by you refin'd and burnish'd, Muft, that all the World may know 'em, Be reduc'd into a Poem. But, I beg, fufpend a while That fame paultry, burlesque Style; Teaching others how to ape you; Sing my Praise in Strain fublime; Treat not me with doggrel Rhyme. 'Tis but juft, you should produce With each Fault, each Fault's Excufe: Not to publish ev'ry Trifle, And my few Perfections ftifle. With fome Gifts at least endow me, Which of all your modern Dames Due Regard for Men of Wit? With good Words, and Count'nance fprightly, Think not Cards my chief Diverfion, "Tis a wrong, unjust Afperfion; Never knew I any Good in 'um, Converfation learn to relish, And with Books my Mind embellish. Now, |