TO THE MANAGER OF THE BRITISCHE PRESS SIR, CORRESPONDENTEN. [From the British Press, Oct. 10.] 1 HAVE arrive two week from Riga, where, and Petersburg and Mosco, I have hear mutche of Britische liberaltie, gustice, charite, and loyaltebelieve this thing, becauze I see the height honour of Britische merchand in these citys-Since I come to this countrie, I have mutche cause to dout this true;f and I will say you why-The first curious thing I go to see after the grand churche of Sto Paulo, and Westminister, and the big piller, call Monment, was the convockashon of the merchands of Londre, call common countzel.-Here, as the dictionare teach the word, I found the work very common indeed. They questchon whether to be loyal by dine together or no; and I find they say that dinner in Englonde is good thing (which indeed I do now know) but never befor that it was loyal thing-So mutche I say to myself for the loyalte of the Britische-I then go to the beautyfull theatre de Covent Jardin, which is indeed the magnificint prove of Englische liberalite and splendor-How I do stare when I find that the liberal Englische come with all sort of dam din to drive from there stage a beautyfull woman, a foreigner, claiming there proteckshon; and the mos fine singer in the worle-At Petersburg, those the Englische call savage Russ bears, treat her otherways-So mutche I again say to myself for Englische liberalite. Encore I consider Englische gustice, when I hear that the poor gentleman in blak dress have spent a fortune upon this splendor building, and that he have not for his money so mutche as underwriter have for insure one cargo from Hollande to Englonde. This is prove by great men in Londre, who sine a-paper to say so, and yet Englische gustice will say No, on mere surmise. N 6 Poh! say I, this is Englische gustice. As for English charite and other virtues, I have not yet made the inquire; but if they are like there loyalte, liberalite, and gustice, the Good Father send me safe to Siberia, or Kanschatka. I subscrive myself to you, Sir, who have take a noble part in this questschon (and are I think in my heart a Russ) your very good friend, DE RIGA. Pardonne my bad Englische; it is good enuff for the · bad subjeck. FORT LILLO; OR, THE DREAM. [From the Morning Chronicle, Oct. 11.] THE anchor's weigh'd, the ship's unmoor'd, And valiant Chatham safe on board, In state, the warrior sat intent On the destruction of Fort Lillo. Night came, and, from the toil of thought, And both of turtle took their fill O; In his right hand he held a pill O, Eager the pill the hero took, And thank'd the doctor for his skill O; Astounded THE RIVAL MANAGERS. Astounded at this dread portent, He straight conceiv'd the omen ill O, And turn'd his back upon Fort Lillo. 277 O. W. B. OLD G-E R-E'S NEW MODE OF SWEARING. "An oath! I have an oath in heaven !"-SHYLOCK. OME people think it very odd SOME That George so often vows to God; A QUERY. George vows to God he loves his place, If George had vow'd a different case, AT THE RIVAL MANAGERS. T Covent Garden, ev'ry night, One One entertains the ear alone, With many a hiss and many a groan; One boasts his bugle-horns and trumpets; One through the house roars out his raillery; Often their partizans unite, To show their taste, or urge their right;— For mark! when springs the watchman's rattle, Commences pugilistic battle. See! see! the well-aim'd blows go round! See bloody noses meet the ground! October 11. CONSOLATION FOR NEGLECTED BARDS. IN vain for present fame you wish, For poets are like stinking fish, They never shine till they are rotten, NEW NEW THEATRE ROYAL, COVENT GARDEN. [From the Morning Chronicle, Oct. 12.] This present Wednesday, Oct. 11, 1809, will be presented, by an entire New Company of Performers, and not acted these sixty years, a Tragi-Comedy, CALLED, HOCKLEY IN THE HOLE. Principal characters by Messrs. Mendoza, Belcher, Gregson, Cribb, Will Perry, Harry Lee, Dutch Sam, Solly, Richmond, and Pittone.-To conclude with a Grand Chorus of hired Ruffians, fighting Israelites, and Bow Street Officers.-Preceding the Play, Mr. Ke will recite the celebrated popular Address, called "Set a Beggar on Horseback, and he will ride to the D-1;" and at the end of the third act he will sing a new comic Song, written and composed expressly for the occasion, entitled, "I cring'd and I bow'd till a fortune I made, Then I bullied my masters, and knock'd up the trade." To which will be added, for the third time, a new Melo-Drama, CALLED, THE BEAR GARDEN; OR, JOHN BULL BULLIED. Performers as before. The above Pieces having been received with the most unbounded and reiterated applause, will be repeated every evening until further notice. For the better accommodation of the Public, and to give greater spirit to the Performance, the Stage will in future be removed into the centre of the Pit.Boxes 75. Pit 4s. Gallery 2s. Second Gallery Is To the Public.-Mr. Ke, ever grateful to the kind, indulgent, liberal, and "most enlightened publie in the world," for the numerous favours himself and family have been in the habit of receiving for these last twenty-five years; and, anxious only for their amusement, begs leave humbly to state that he has engaged the above Company of capital Performers, at a very considerable expense; and he trusts, that, also considering |