exist in London without what the faculty call anxietas circa præcordia, that is, a degree of fretfulness and impatience, which may be attended with very serious effects. TOBY TOSSPOT. [From the same.] ALAS! what pity 't is that regularity, By borrowing too largely of the moon. Of aining at progressive motion, Like Monsieur Corkscrew worming through a cork; Not straight, like Corkscrew's proxy, stiff Don Prong, a fork. At length, with near four bottles in his pate, He saw the moon shining on Shove's brass plate; Tuby, the kindest soul in all the town, He waited full two minutes more-and then- But THE BOARDING-HOUSE. But the first peal 'woke Isaac in a fright, Pale as a parsnip-bolt upright. At length he wisely to himself did say— 221 "Tush! 't is some fool has rung, and run away" Shove jump'd into the middle of the floor; And saw he was a strapper-stout and tall--- "Want nothing!-Sir, you 've pull'd my bell, I vow, Quoth Toby-gravely making him a bow- "At mine!" "Yes, yours-I hope I've done it well; Common politeness makes ine stop and do it." Cheltenham, Aug. 21. THE following poetical epistle was picked up near Stiles's boarding-house, and has created considerable amusement in the circles of strangers who have scudded hither to drink water. It is evidently a ruse de guerre in favour of some boarding-establishment :— THE BOARDING-HOUSE. [From the same.]·· Eamus quo ducit gula. Miss Priscy Jones, sweet belle of Dowgate-hill, Ah! quit that hovel where the Fates have driven you. 2.3 Every Every thing here is monstrously genteel, Where Nature blazons, while the king-bees suck her; To aid you in your fav'rite hydrostatics; Such stylish articles for lean or fat, There's not a bit of Delft but in the attics! No polling 's here at whist, as at East Bourne, For none dare practise it if they were willing; We've no cards mark'd, although they 're six weeks worn; No mean confed'racies to fob a shilling. The tea made here comes down in Twining's hamper, No British heath-dust 's palm'd from mere economy; On every Sabbath eve, by way of damper, Miss Flyblow reads a page from Deuteronomy. Plenty of beaus shed poison from their eyes, In leers, and winks, and bosom-rending arrows; Some in unwieldy shapes of fearful size, And some hop up in groups like amorous sparrows! I call'd for Drops of Brandy" to the band, If you should like a tart, toute soute they'll bake it; METEOROLOGICAL MORALITY. We've table water-glasses ev'ry day; 223 But recollect this hint, and pr'ythee follow it, When you have rinc'd your mouth, 't is thrown away; Don't, like Miss Tabby Gulpen, gape, and swallow it. How can a spinster, with so large a heart, Squat down with hawbucks to eat mutton cold; And fly the only booth there 's in the mart, Where youth and beauty can be bought and sold? Would I munch mackarel, caught at least nine days, Swept from the rancid stalls of the metropolis, Fried on the coach-top by the solar rays, Some miles ere it could reach the Chelt❜nham populace? Would I be fed with stomach-tearing slices, And have my sugar measur'd by a rule; With teguments of hens, which she calls pullets; Yellow as kite's feet, or as hard as bullets? Would I, to gratify a mean cupidity, Sit down and sigh, with half a portion cramm'd; While the poor belly wants "No thankee" d-dì And as to character, Miss Flyblow hints, As I have known you, there need be no reference. BELINDA BUCKSKIN. THE METEOROLOGICAL MORALITY. 1 MR. EDITOR, HE influence of the stars on the destiny of mortals has long been acknowledged, and that of the moon on their actions is, perhaps, more universally experienced than some of us are aware of: but, strange to tell, the effect of the weather on the superior work of nature is scarcely ever adverted to but in jest, notwithstanding the consequences of its varieties on her inferior productions are both obvious and admitted.One or two of our most celebrated writers have, to be sure, cautioned the fair sex against the operation of the spring months, and November is usually represented to be a busy time for the coroner; but, besides that these suggestions are infinitely too vague and general to be attended with any practical benefit, it does not appear that they have ever been received or even offered seriously. Do we not still find juries obstinately adhering to their old verdicts of lunacy or self-murder, although, on the principle stated, it is obvious that their decision should be-died through the inclemency of the weather? For my own part, I am fully persuaded that the at mosphere has a very material influence on human conduct; and that when the barometer stands at particular points, the best of us has much occasion to pray that he may not be led into temptation. This theory will be found to abide the test of a rule to which philosophy is much indebted, which refers the validity of systems to the actual state of facts. The voluptuous inhabitant of the East passes his days within the precincts of the Harem, in a tranquillity as uniform as the temperature of his climate. As we advance northward, we find skies more unsettled and dispositions more disturbed; and in England, where our sunshine is almost as uncertain as our law, we are every moment incited to stare at the inconsistency of those around us, forgetful that by so doing we afford a glaring proof of our own. Perhaps it would not be going too far to aver, that no cause but the one alluded to will be found equal to the vast and irreconcilable medley of effect which we have to account for; and that, by deducing the behaviour of some amongst us (and those of no slight note) from the particular state of the weather, we hit on what |