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Confounded cats who cough and croak and cry;
Yet, while I chant the cause of Richard's end, Ye sympathizing cats, your tears suspend ! Then shed enough to float a dozen whales, And use, for pocket handkerchiefs, your tails ! Fame says (but Fame a slanderer stands confess’d),
[dress’d : Dick his own sprats, like Bamber Gascoyne, But to the advocates of truth 'tis known He neither staid for grace nor gridiron. Raw sprats he swore were worth all fish beside, Fresh, stale, stew'd, spitchcock'd, fricaseed or
fried ; Then swallow'd down a score without remorse, And three fat mice slew for his second course :
But, while the third his grinders dyed with gore,
Thus from the pasty's furious escalade,
der), From raised crust level'd, never more to rise, From ducks dispatch'd, and massacred minced
pies, From turkey-pouts transfix'd and sirloins slash’d, From marrow-puddings maul'd, and custards Crimpt cod, and mutilated mackarel, (quash'd, And desolation of the turtle's shell, Some alderman, of giant appetite, A surfeit sweeps to everlasting night: Imbibing claret with his latest breath, And brandishing his knife and fork in death, Downward a gormandizing ghost he goes, And bears to hell fresh fuel on his nose; For Calipash explores the infernal scene And wishes Phlegethon one vast terrene.
O paragon of cats, whose loss distracts My soul, and turns my tears to cataracts, Nor craft nor courage could thy doom prorogue! Dick, premier cat upon the catalogue Of cats that grace a caterwauling age, Scared by Fate's cat-call quits this earthly stage ;
Petit Ille dapes
Ovid. Met. lib. 8. VOL. V.
Dire fled the arrow that laid Richard flat,
Ah! though thy bustadorn no sculptured shrine,
THE COLUBRIAD. CLOSE by the threshold of a door, nail'd fast, Three kittens sat. Each kitten look'd aghast. I, passing swift and inattentive by, At the three kittens cast a careless eye:
Not much concern'd to know what they did there, Nor deeming kittens worth a poet's care. But presently a loud and furious hiss Caused me to stop, and to exclaim—What's this?' When, lo! upon the threshold met my view With head erect and eyes of fiery hue A viper, long as Count de Grasse's queue. Forth from his head a forked tongue he throws, Darting it full against a kitten's nose; Who, having never seen în field or house The like, sat still and silent as a mousë. Only, projecting with attention due Her whisker'd face,she ask'd him—Who are you?' On to the hall went I with pace, not slow, But swift as lightning, for a long Dutch hoe: With which, well arm’d, I hasten’d to the spot, To find the viper. But I found him not; And, turning up the leaves and shrubs around, Found only, that he was not to be found. But still the kittens, sitting as before, Sat, watching close the bottom of the door. I hope (said I) the villain I would kill Has slipt between the door and the door's sill; And if I make dispatch and follow hard, No doubt, but I shall find him in the yard : For long ere now it should have been rehearsed, 'Twas in the garden that I found him first. E'en there I found him. There the full-grown cat His head with velvet paw did gently pat, As curious as the kittens erst had been To learn what this phenomenon might mean. Fill'd with heroic ardour at the sight, And fearing every moment he would bite
And rob our household of our only cat
THE FAIR MAID OF THE MILL*. Says my uncle, ' I pray you discover
What hath been the cause of your woes, That you pine and you whine like a lover?'
- I have seen Molly Mog of the Rose.' O nephew! your grief is but folly,
In Town you may find better prog; Half-a-crown there will get you a Molly,
A Molly much better than Mog.' ' I know that by wits 'tis recited
That women at best are a clog ; But I'm not so easily frighted
From loving of sweet Molly Mog.
The schoolmaster's joy is to flog ;
But mine is on sweet Molly Mog.
* This Ballad was written on an innkeeper's daughter at Oakingham in Berkshire, who in ber youth was a celebrated beauty and toast; she lived to a very advanced age, and until the month of March, 1766.