Shun thou the shades of cat-enfeebling ease! [read, What though the beast could neither write nor Yet could he talents negative display, And silence opposition with his neigh. If Charles of Sweden swore he would depute, And pigs unlearn'd keep company with peers +; 'Might I but live, though crazy, old, and sick, The place of a scull,' a name ludicrously affixed to the place in which the Heads of Colleges assemble. + Electrical sparks elicited by friction from a cat's back. The sociable porker here alluded to is well known to have been the assiduous companion of Lord Mount Edgecomb's ex ursions. Then let me be translated to the skies, And close in welcome death these gooseberry eyes! The herd who worship at preferment's shrine Courtiers for coronets their conscience pawn, See grovelling S*** the wealth of India share: 'Mark the career of Rhedycina's bard; Not such his toil, not such his vast reward. Glean'd from antiquity's exhaustless mine, He bade the gems of science brighter shine; His care retrieved each venerable name Reft by oblivion from the rolls of Fame; And with new glory crown'd the strains sublime That echoed from the harps of elder Time. 'Twas his, midst mouldering palms of chivalry, To braid the deathless blooms of poesy; On learning's gloom the rays of Taste to pour, And gild with genuine wit the social hour; Affection and applause alike he shared, All loved the man, all venerate the bard: Even Prejudice his fate afflicted hears, And letter'd Envy sheds reluctant tears. sense, 'Of genius, taste, philanthropy, and Candour and wit-behold the recompense! No sinecure, no venerable stall He fills, o'ercanopied with crimson pall; No choir obsequious waits his dread commands,、 No coin his meed-for classic fobs unfit- Though yet unbloodied, lurks each virgin claw; And conquests gain'd o'er visionary mice: Though much for milk, more for renown he mews, And nobler objects than his tail pursues. O, could I call the Muses from their spheres To sing the triumphs of his riper years! What strife the larder's conscious shelves beheld! What congregated rats his valour quell'd! What mice descended, at each direful blow, To nibble brimstone in the realms below!The victor, who his foes in furious mood Hurl'd from the Granic to the Stygian flood; On the death of Cibber the place of poet laureate was offered to Mr. Gray, who refused to accept it. Churchill, whose bounty fainting Frenchmen gave All, all should yield preeminence to Dick : 91 Ye sage divines, if so concise our span, Who for preferment would turn cat-in-pan? Since clergymen and cats one fate betides, And worms shall eat their sermons and their hides! Polecats, who Dick's disastrous end survive, Shall bless their stars that they still stink alive; Muskcats shall feel a melancholy qualm, Tom, Tybert, Roger, Rutterkin *, or Puss; Cats who frail nymphs in gay assemblies guard, And learned cats who talk their husbands mad; * A cat of this name was caterconsin to the great great great great great great great great grandmother of Grimalkin, and first cat in the caterie of an old woman who was tried for be. witching the daughter of the Countess of Rutland, in the beginning of the sixteenth century. + Moreover she confessed that she took a cat and christened it, &c. and that in the night following the said cat was conveyed into the middest of the sea by all those witches sayling in their riddles, or ceves, and so left the said cat right before the towne of Leith in Scotland. This doone, there did arise such a tempest at sea as a greater hath not been seen, &c.' Againe, it is confessed that the said christened cat was the cause of the Kinges Majesties shippe, at his comminge forthe of Denmarke, had a contrarie winde to the rest of the shippes then being in his companie, which thing was most straunge and true, as the Kinges Majestie acknowledgeth, for when the rest of the shippes had a faire and good winde, then was the winde contrarie and altogether against his Majestie, &c.'Newes from Scotland,' 1591. See also notes to Macbeth, in Johnson and Steevens' edition of Shakspeare. |