'Tis true, fay they, cut off the head, That where we find the members twain, Your Rev'rence but to cut one leg off; But yet the point is not fo clear in 5 10 15 20 25 30 35 Which near the os petrofum país; Thence to the neck; and moving thorough there One goes to this, and one to t'other ear, Which made my grand-dame always ftuff her ears, Both right and left, as fellow sufferers. 40 You fee my learning; but to shorten it, Το To t'other ear I felt it coming on: 'Tis true, a glafs will bring fupplies 45 To weak, or old, or clouded eyes : Your arms, though both your eyes were loft, Would guard your nose against a post: Without your legs, two legs of wood Are stronger, and almoft as good: To furnish artificial ears. Nell fcolded in fo loud a din, That Will durft hardly venture in :: Why Dick! the devil's in thy Nell, foot, 5 There was about this time a man fhewed, who wrote with his 15 Why, what a peal the jade has rung! Damn her, why don't you flit her tongue? Dear Will, I fuffer this for peace: Scripture, you know, exhorts us to it; Will went again to visit Dick; With Dick's own ftaff, his peaceful neighbour: Poor Will who needs muft interpofe, Receiv'd a brace or two of blows. But now, to make my story fhort, Will drew out Dick to take a quart. Why, Dick, thy wife has dev'lish whims; Dear Will; but what would people fay? The neighbours round would cry out, fhame. Dick fuffer'd for his peace and credit; She ferv'd him at the ufual rate? She ftunn'd, and then the broke his pate. 40 45 Thofe Thofe men who wore the breeches least, * Falfe patience and mistaken pride! 50 55 A riding, a humorous cavalcade fill practifed in fome parts of England, to ridicule a feolding wife and hen-pecked husband. A wo man beftrides the horfe, and with a ladle chaftifes a man,, who fits on a pillion behind her, with his face to the horse's tail, [Some ingenious gentlemen, friends to the author, ufed to entertain themfelves with writing riddles, and fending them to him and their other acquaintance: copies of which ran about, and fome of them were printed both in England and Ireland. The author at his leifure-hours fell into the fame amufement: although it be faid, that he thought them of no great merit, entertainment, or ufe. However, by the advice of fome perfons, for whom the author had a great efteem, and who were pleafed to fend the copies, the few following have been publifhed, (which are allowed to be genuine); because we are informed that feveral good judges have a tafte for fuch kind of compofi tions. A A RIDDLE. Written in the year 1724 I. IN youth exalted high in air, Or bathing in the waters fair, And dragg'd me from my mother's fide ; The tyrant ftripp'd me to the skin : My skin he flay'd, my hair he cropt; And then with heart more hard than stone,, 15 And makes me tell a thousand lies :: 20 To please his malice, or his luft. 25 All |