My footman came home from the church of a bruise fick, And look'd like a rake, who was made in the stews fick; But you, learned doctors, can make whom you chufe fick. Poor I myself I was, when I withdrew, fick. 20 For the fmell of them made me like Garlic and rue fick. And I got through the croud, though not led by a clue fick. You hop'd to find many (for that was your cue) fick: But there were not a dozen (to give 'em their due) fick, And thofe, to be fure, ftuck together like glue, fick. 25 So are ladies in crouds, when they fqueeze and they fcrew, fick. You may find they are all, by their yellow pale hue, fick; So am I, when tobacco, like Robin, I chew, fick. This night I came home with a very cold dew fick, A THE HE dulleft beaft, and gentleman's liquor, The dullest of beafts, and fwines delight, The dullest beast when high in stature, The dulleft beast, and a party distrest, The dullest beast, and the faddle it wears, The dulleft beast and kind voice of a cat, The dulleft of beasts and of birds in the air, The dulleft beaft and fam'd college for Teagues, The dulleft beast and a cobler's tool, 10 15 ith a boy that is only fit for a fchool, mmer is very pleafant and cool. 20} The The dulleft beast, and that which you kifs, Of ferpent-kind, and what at distance kills, The dulleft beast, and eggs unfound, The dulleft beast, and what covers a house, The dulleft beaft, and fcandalous vermin, 25 Of roaft or boil'd, to the hungry is charming. 30 The dulleft beaft, and what's cover'd with cruft, The dullest beast mending highways, The dullest beast, and a hole in the ground, 35 The dulleft beaft, and what doctors pretend The dulleft beaft, and fifh for lent, May give you a blow you'll for ever repent. 40 The dullest beast, and a fhameful jeer, Wednesday night. I writ all thefe before I went to bed. Pray explain them for me, because I cannot do it. PROBA A PROBATUR ALITER Long-ear'd beaft, and a field-houfe for cattle, A long-ear'd beaft, a bird that prates, In clergymen the greatest fault. A long-ear'd beaft, and woman of Endor, If your wife be a fcold, that will mend her. With a long-ear'd beast and medicines use, Cooks make their fowl look tight and fpruce. 10 A long-eard beaft, and holy fable, Strengthens the fhoes of half the rabble.. A long-ear'd beaft, and Rhenish wine, Lies in the lap of ladies fine. A long-ear'd beast, and Flanders college, Is Dr. Tl to my knowledge. A long-ear'd beaft, and building knight; Cenforious people do in fpight. A long-ear'd beaft, and bird of night, We finners are too apt to flight. A long-ear'd beaft, aud fhameful vermin, A judge will eat, though clad in ermine. A long-ear'd beast, and a sputt'ring old Whig, I wish he were in it, and dancing a jig A long-ear'd beaft, and liquor to write, 15 20 25 Is a damnable smell both morning and night. 30 A long-ear'd beaft, and the child of a theep, At whift they will make a desperate fweep. A long. 5 A long-ear'd beaft, and till midnight you stay, Will cover a house much better than clay. A long-ear'd beaft, and the drink you love beft, You call him a floven in earnest or jeft. A long-ear'd beast, and the fixteenth letter, I'd not look at all, unless I look'd better. A long-car'd beast give me, and eggs unfound, Or elfe I will not ride one inch of ground. A long-ear'd beaft, another name for jeer, To ladies fkins there's nothing comes fo near. A long-ear'd beaft, and kind nofe of a cat, Is ufeful in journeys, take notice of that. 36 40 A long-ear'd beast, and what seasons your beef, On fuch an occafion the law gives relief. 46 A long-ear'd beast, a thing that force must drive in, Bears up his houfe, that's of his own contriving. TOM's metamorphofis into a POET and SPANIEL. ΤΟΜ was a little merry grig, Fiddled and dance'd to his own jig ; Good-natur'd, but a little filly, Irrefolute, and fhally-fhilly: What he should do he could not guess: 5 10 And |