(And then how much a nothing is mankind! 180 Whofe reafon is weigh'd down by popular air, Who by that vainly talks of baffling death; And hopes to lengthen life by a transfufion of breath, Which yet whoe'er examines right will find To be an art as vain as bottling up of wind): 185 And when you find out these, believe true fame is there, Far above all reward, yet to which all is due ; And this, ye great unknown, is only known in you. VIII. The juggling fea-god, when by chance trepann'd By fome inftructed querift fleeping on the fand, 190 Impatient of all anfwers, ftrait became A ftealing brook, and ftrove to creep away Into his native fea, Vex'd at their follies. murmur'd in his stream; But difappointed of his fond defire, Would vanifh in a pyramid of fire. This furly, flipp'ry god. when he defign'd Ne'er borrow'd more variety of shapes 195 200 And feem (almoft) transform'd to water, flame, and air, So well you answer all phenomenas there : Tho' madmen and the wits, philofophers and fools, With all that factious, or enthufiaftic dotards dream, And all the incoherent jargon of the schools; 205 Though all the fumes of fear, hope, love and fhame, Contrive to fhock your mind with many a fenfeless doubt; Doubts where the Delphic god would grope in ignorance and night, The god of learning and of light Would want a god himself to help him out. 210 * Θεός ἀπὸ μήχανης IX. Philofophy IX. Philofophy, as it before us lies, Seems to have borrow'd fome ungrateful tafte From ev'ry age through which it pafs'd, 215 For man to drefs and polish his uncourtly mind, With a huge fardingal to fwell her fuftian stuff, Of comments and difputes, ridiculous and vain, How foon you have reftor'd her charms, And rather tight than great, How fond we are to court her to our arms! X. 221 225 230 Thus the deluding mufe oft blinds me to her ways, And ev'n my very thoughts transfers And changes all to beauty and the praise And 235 you with fatal and immortal wit confpire 240 To fan th' unhappy fire. Cruel unknown! what is it you intend? (friend! Ah, could you, could you hope a poet for your Rather forgive what my first transport said: May all the blood, which fhall by woman's fcorn be fhed, 245 Lie upon you, and on your childrens head; For you (ah, did I think I e'er should live to fee The fatal time when that could be !) Have e'en increas'd their pride and cruelty. Woman feems now above all vanity grown, 250Still boafting of her great unknown Platonic champions, gain'd without one female wile, Or the vast charges of a fmile; Which 'tis a fhame to fee how much of late You've taught the covetous wretches to o'er-rate, And which they've now the confcience to weigh 256 In the fame balance with our tears, And with fuch fcanty wages pay The bondage and the flavery of years, [us, 261 Let the vain fex dream on, their empire comes from Well-though you have rais'd her to this high And spite of all that they or you can do, 'Tis pride and happinfs enough to me Still to be of the fame exalted fex with you. XI. Alas, how fleeting, and how vain, [degree, 265 Is even the nobler man, our learning and our wit! I figh whene'er I think of it! As at the clofing an unhappy scene 279 Of fome great king and conq'rors's death, When the fad melancholy mufe 275 Stays but to catch his utmost breath, VOL. VIII. 281 No No conqueft ever yet begun, And by one mighty hero carried to its height, 285 It loft fome mighty pieces through all hands it past, 200 The body, though gigantic, lies all cold and dead. XII. 295 And thus undoubtedly 'twill fare, With what unhappy men fhall dare To be fucceffors to thefe great unknown, On learning's high establish'd throne. Cenfure, and Pedantry, and Pride, Numberless nations, ftretching far and wide, Shall (I forefee it) foon with Gothic fwarms come From Ignorance's univerfal north, [forth And with blind rage break all this peaceful go vernment : Yet fhall these traces of your wit remain, Like a just map, to tell the vaft extent 300 305. That men, who liv'd and dy'd without a name, Are the chief heroes in the facred lift of faine, TOLAND'S TOLAND'S Invitation to DrSMAL, to dine with the CALVES-HEAD CLUB *, Imitated from HORACE, Epift. 5. lib. 1. IF, deareft Difmal, you for once can dine Si potes archaicis convivia recumbere lectis, * * * * * * * * Mitte leves fpes, et certamina divitiarum, The members of the Calves-head club were about fixteen of the greatest men in England. They dined once a week at each others houses, or at taverns, if more convenient, by rotation. Swift wrote this invitation in December 1711, occafioned by his friend the Lord Treasurer Oxford's hinting to him one evening, that he wished a ballad were made on the Earl of ***. The ballad, which, according to Swift's obfervation, is two degrees above Grubstreet, was written and fent to the press the next morning; and when it was brought by the printer to that famous and grand fociety, whereof Swift was a member, and read by one of the company, it made them all laugh a dozen times; as we are told in a letter from Swift to Stella. It has abundance of wit and humour, ftrangely adapted to the proceedings and outrage of the Woigs at that particular jun&ture; and will gratify the men of taste and spirit, who are all of them admirers of the Doctor. Swift. Z 2 Ta. |