The PLACE of the DAMNED. Written in the year 1731. ALL folks, who pretend to religion and grace, 5 Moft certainly there is HELL to be found: Damn'd poets, damn'd critics, damn'd blockheads, damn'd knaves, Damn'd fenators brib'd, damn'd prostitute flaves; Damn'd lawyers and judges, damn'd lords, and damn'd fquires; Damn'd fpies and informers, damn'd friends, and damn'd liars; Damn'd villains, corrupted in every station; 10 Damn'd ignorant prelates, and counsellors privy. damn'd: And Hell to be fure is at Paris or Rome. 15 JUDA S. Written in the year 1731. BY the juft vengeance of incensed skies VOL. VIII. R The The Jews engage'd him with a paltry bribe, ΙΟ Which tho' his confcience force'd him to restore, 5 As ancient Judas by tranfgreffion fell, 15 21 Come headlong tumbling from their mitred chariots; 66 "And let his bishoprick another take?" 25 On Mr. PULTNEY being put out of the council. Written in the year 1731. IR Robert * weary'd by Will Pultney's teafings, Who interrupted him in all his leafings, Refolved that Will and he should meet no more; Full in his face Bob fhuts the council door; * Sir Robert Walpole. Nor Nor lets him fit as juftice on the bench 5 E'en quit the HOUSE, for thou too long haft fat in't, Produce at laft thy dormant ducal patent; 10 There, near thy mafter's throne in fhelter place'd, Here an old fable, and a dull one too; Yet bears a moral, when apply'd to you. A hare had long efcap'd purfuing hounds, 15 20 25 30 35 Thus was the hare pursu'd, thɔ' free from guilt; Thus, Bob, fhalt thou be maul'd, fly where thou wilt: Then, honeft Robin, of thy corpfe beware; Thou art not half so nimble as a hare: R 2 40 Too Too pond'rous is thy bulk to mount the sky; So keen thy hunters, and thy fcent fo ftrong, The author having been told by an intimate friend, that the Duke of Queensberry had employed Mr. Gay to infpect the accounts and management of his Grace's receivers and stewards, (which however proved afterwards to be a mistake), writ to Mr. Gay the following poem, In the year 1731. "OW could you, Gay, difgrace the mufes train, To ferve a taftelefs court twelve years in vaint! Fain would I think our female friend + fincere, Till Bob, the poet's foe, poffefs'd her ear. Did female virtue e'er fo high afcend, To lofe an inch of favour for a friend? Say, had the court no better place to chufe 5 10 This hunting ended in the promotion both of Will and Bǝb. Bob was no longer first minister, but Earl of Oxford; and Will was no longer his opponent, but Earl of Bath. See the libel on Dr. Delany and Lord Carteret, in this volume. But But princely Douglas *, and his glorious dame, When o'er your patron's treasure you prefide: Not love of beauty lefs the heart inflames But let me now, for I can do it well, Your conduct in this new employ foretell. 20 251 30 356 And first: To make my obfervation right, I place a ftatefman full before my fight, A bloated minifter in all his geer, With shameless vifage, and perfidious leer; Two rows of teeth arm each devouring jaw; And, oftrich-like, his all-digefting maw. My fancy drags this monster to my view, To fhew the world his chief reverse in you. Of loud unmeaning founds a rapid flood Rolls from his mouth in plenteous ftreams of mud; With these the court and fenate-house he plies, 41 Made up of noife, and impudence, and lies. Now let me fhew how Bob and you agree, You ferve a potent prince †, as well as he. The Duke of Queensberry. A title given to dukes by the heralds. |