When none the Drapier's praise fhall fing, And Drapier's vie with Cooper's Hill. 15 20 The GRAND QUESTION debated: Whether HAMILTON BAWN * fhould be turned into a BARRACK or a MALTHOUSE. Written in the year 1729. The PREFACE to the ENGLISH EDITION. THE author of the following poem is faid to be Dr. J. S. D. S. P. D. who writ it, as well as feveral other copies of yerfes of the like kind, by way of amusement, in the family of an honourable gentleman in the north of Ireland, where he spent a fummer about two or three years ago. Medals were caft, many signs hung up, and handkerchiefs made with devices, in honour of the author, under the name of M. B. Drapier. A bawn was a place near the house, inclosed with mud or stone walls to keep the cattle from being stolen in the night. They are now little ufed. VOL. VIII. M A A certain very great perfon †, then in that kingdom, having heard much of this poem, obtained a copy from the gentleman, or, as fome fay, the lady, in whofe houfe it was written; from whence, I know not by what accident, feveral other copies were tranfcribed, full of errors. As I have a great refpect for the fuppofed author, I have procured a true copy of the poem; the publication whereof can do him lefs injury than printing any of those incorrect ones which ran about in manufcript, and would infallibly be foon in the prefs, if not thus prevented Some expreffions being peculiar to Ireland, I have prevailed on a gentleman of that kingdom to explain them, and I have put the feveral explanations in their proper places, "HUS spoke to my Lady the. Knight full of THUS care, 5 Let me have your advice in a weighty affair. + John Lord Carteret, then Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, afterwards Earl of Granville in right of his mother. 1 Sir Arthur Achefon, at whofe feat it was written. A large old houfe, two miles f.om Sir Arthur Achefon's feat, The army in Ireland is lodged in ftrong buildings over the whole kingdom, called barracks. Nor Nor fhall I, for his humour, permit you to purloiu Thus ended the Knight: thus began his meek wife; 26 30 It must, and it fball be a barrack, my life, Thus argu'd my Lady, but argu'd in vain; 40 But Hannah *, who liften'd to all that was paft, And could not endure fo vulgar a taste, As foon as her Ladyfhip call'd to be dress'd, Cry'd, Madam, why furely my mafter's poffefs'd, Sir Arthur the maltfter! how fine it will found! 45 P'd rather the Bawn were funk under ground. A cant word in Ireland for a poor country-clergyman, But, Madam, I guess'd there would never come Dear Madam, had you but the spirit to teafe, You might have a barrack whenever you please: And, Madam, I always believ'd you fo ftout, That for twenty denials you would not give out. If I had a hufband like him, I purteft, 55 Till he gave me my will, I would give him no reft; Dear Madam, whene'er of a barrack I think, 65 At Hamilton's Bawn, and the troop is arriv'd; 70 Now fee when they meet how their honours be have; Noble Captain, your fervant-Sir Arthur, your flave ; You honour me much 'Twas a fad rainy night-but the morning is fine-- Pray, how does my Lady? fervice. -the honour is mine, my wife's at your 75 I think I have feen her picture by Jervis. + Two of Sir Arthur's managers Good — I'll wait on you Good morrow, good Captain, down You fhan't ftir a foot-you'll think me a clownFor all the world, Captain, not half an inch farther You must be obey'd-your fervant, Sir Arthur; 80 My humble refpects to my Lady unknown, I hope you will use my house as your own. "Go bring me my fmock, and leave off your ~ prate, "Thou haft certainly gotten a cup in thy pate," 85 Pray, Madam, be quiet; what was it I faid? You had like to have put it quite out of my head. Next day, to be fure, the captain will come O law! the fweet gentleman! look in his face; hand; 95 And his horfe, the dear creter, it prances and rears, Stand. 101 Your Ladyfhip lifts up the fash to be seen, (For fure I had dizen'd you out like a queen): The Captain, to fhew he is proud of the favour,” Looks up to your window, and cocks up his beaver; (His beaver is cock'd; pray, Madam, mark that, For a captain of horse never takes off his hat; 106 Becaufe M 3 |