A while they on each other look, Then different studies choose; The Dean sits plodding on a book; Pope walks, and courts the Muse. Now backs of letters, though design'd Each atom by some other struck Yet to the Dean his share allot; He claims it by a canon; That without which a thing is not, Is, causa sine quâ non. Thus, Pope, in vain you boast your wit; For, had our deaf divine Been for your conversation fit, You had not writ a line. Of Sherlock* thus, for preaching fam'd, The sexton reason'd well; And justly half the merit claim'd, Because he rang the bell: *The dean of St. Paul's, father to the bishop. H Á LOVE POEM FROM A PHYSICIAN TO HIS MISTRESS WRITTEN AT LONDON. By poets we are well assur'd That love, alas! can ne'er be cur❜d à Despising boluses and pills. Ah! Chloe, this I find is true, What colick pangs from thence I felt, Had you but known, your heart would melt, Like ruffling winds in caverns pent, Till Nature pointed out a vent. Which, breaking out in boils and blanes, TO DEAN SWIFT. BY SIR ARTHUR ACHESON. 1728. GOOD cause have I to sing and vapour, Whose names and works (though dead) are made And, sure as monument of brass, Their fame to future time shall pass; A laureat make that is no poet; A bishop that is no divine; And coxcombs in red ribbons shine : That court and courtiers have no taste: DEAN SWIFT AT SIR ARTHUR ACHESON'S, IN THE NORTH OF IRELAND. THE Dean would visit Market-hill, I said—“ Why let him, if he will:" His manners would not let him wait, Three days before he was expected. * The Dean gave this name to a farm called Drumlack, which he rented of Sir Arthur Acheson, whose seat lay between that and Market-hill; and intended to build a house upon it, but afterwards changed his mind. F. After a week, a month, a quarter, And day succeeding after day, Though not a soul would have him stay. I've said enough to make him blush, Nor for my life will take the hint. But you, my dear, may let him know, How deep and foul the roads may grow, Or you may say-" My wife intends, And, sir, I know, you hate a crowd.” Or, "Mr. Dean-I should with joy The house accounts are daily rising; ls; So much his stay doth swell the bills My dearest life, it is surprising, How much he eats, how much he swills. His brace of puppies how they stuff! And they must have three meals a day, Yet never think they get enough; His horses too eat all our hay. *The seat of Acheson Moore, Esq. in the county of Tyrone. F. |