Your reverence thus, with like success, (Nor is your skill or labour less) When bent upon some smart lampoon, But you have rais'd your generous mind To works of more exalted kind. Palladio was not half so skill'd in In separate cells, the hes and shes, Ye, who frequent this hallow'd scene, Be not ungrateful to the Dean; Or of his own or Smedley's lay, Yet, when your lofty domes I praise, Thee, bounteous goddess Cloacinę, The margin of a purling stream Sent up to thee a grateful steam; Though sometimes thou wert please to wink, The cowslip soft, and sweet jonquil. But when at last usurping Jove Old Saturn from his empire drove; Then gluttony, with greasy paws, Her napkin piun'd up to her jaws, With watery chaps, and wagging chin, Brac'd like a drum her oily skin; Wedg'd in a spacious elbow chair, And on her plate a treble share, As if she ne'er could have enough, Taught harmless man to cram and stuff. She sent her priests in wooden shoes From haughty Gaul to make ragouts; Instead of wholesome bread and cheese, To dress their soups and fricassees; And, for our homebred British cheer, Botargo, catsap, and caviare. This bloated harpy, sprung from Hell, Confin'd thee, goddess, to a cell: Sprung from her womb that impious line, First, lolling Sloth in woollen cap Present a sacrifice unclean; 1 From whence unsavoury vapours rose, Ah! who, in our degenerate days, As nature prompts, his offering pays? Here nature never difference made Ye great ones, why will ye disdain To pay your tribute on the plain? Why will you place in lazy pride Your altars near your couches side; When from the homeliest earthen ware Are sent up offerings more sincere, Than where the haughty duchess locks Her silver vase in cedar box? Yet some devotion still remains Among our harmless northern swains, Whose offerings, plac'd in golden ranks, Adorn our crystal rivers' banks; Nor seldom grace the flowery downs, With spiral tops and copple crowns; Or gilding in a sunny morn The humble branches of a thorn. So, poets sing, with golden bough The Trojan hero paid his vow. Hither, by luckless error led, The crude consistence oft I tread : Here, when my shoes are out of case, Unweeting gild the tarnish'd lace; Here, by the sacred bramble ting'd, My petticoat is doubly fring'd. Be witness for me, nymph divine, I never robb'd thee with design: Nor will the zealous Hannah pout To wash thy injur'd offering out. But stop, ambitious Muse, in time, Nor dwell on subjects too sublime. In vain on lofty heels I tread, Aspiring to exalt my head: With hoop expanded wide and light, Me Phoebus in a midnight dream Take down thy proudly swelling sails, claims her as his right: And Smedley, flower of all divines, 1. TWELVE ARTICLES. LEST it may more quarrels breed, I will never hear you read. In the bottle, to make butter. F. The quantity of ale or beer brewed at one time. F. |