XXIX. Buckhurst and Sydley, with two or three more Old Waller heard this, and was sneaking away, My old Friend Mr. Waller, what make you there, XXXII. Then in came Denham, that limping old Bard, But Apollo advis'd him to write fomething more, Then Hudibras boldly demanded the Bays, And advis'd him to lay aside making his Plays, XXXV. Tom Porter came into the Court in a huff, Swearing, Damn him he had writ the best Plays: But Apollo it feems, knew his way well enough, And would not be hector'd out of his Bays. XXXVI. Ellis in great difcontent went away, Whilft D'Avenant against Apollo did rage; Because he declar'd the Secrets a Play Fitting for none but a Mountebank's Stage. XXXVII. John Wilfon ftood up and wildly did ftare, XXXVIII. But all was in vain; for Apollo, 'tis faid, XXXIX. Clarges food up, and laid claim to the Bays, Damn'd Holden with's dull German Princess appear'd, XLI. Rhodes food and play'd at bo-peep in the Door; On condition the Varlet would never write more, XLII. Ethridge and Shadwell, and the Rabble appeal'd XLIII. Then feeing a Crowd in a Tumult refort, Well furnish'd with Verses, but loaded with Plays; It forc'd poor Apollo to adjourn the new Court, And left them together by the Ears for the Bays. A SESSION of the POETS. Ince the Sons of the Muses grew num'rous and loud, For th' appeafing fo factious and clam'rous a Apollo thought fit, in fo weighty a Caufe, [Crowd, T'eftablish a Government, Leader, and Laws. The Hopes of the Bays, at this fummoning Call, Had drawn 'em together, the Devil and all; All thronging and lift'ning, they gap'd for the Bleffing, [fing. No Presbyter Sermon had more crowding and prefIn the Head of the Gang John Dryden appear'd, That ancient grave Wit, so long lov'd and fear'd; But Apollo had heard of a Story i' th' Town, Of his quitting the Muses, to wear a black Gown, And fo gave him leave, now his Poetry's done, To let him turn Prieft, now Reeves is turn'd Nun. This reverend Author was no fooner fet by, But Apollo had got gentle George in his Eye, And frankly confefs'd, of all Men that writ, [Wit; There's none had more Fancy, Senfe, Judgment, and But i' th' crying Sin, Idleness, he was so harden'd, That his long feven Years Silence was not to be pardon'd. [Face; * Brawny Wycherly was the next Man fhew'd his But Apollo e'en thought him too good for the Place. No Gentleman-writer that Office fhould bear, 'Twas a Trader in Wit the Lawrel fhould wear, As none but a Cit e'er makes a Lord-Mayor. Next into the Crowd Tom Shadwel does wallow, And fwears by his Guts, his Paunch, and his Tallow, 'Tis he that alone beft pleafes the Age; Himself and his Wife have fupported the Stage. Apollo well pleas'd with so bonny a Lad, T'oblige him, he told him he should be huge glad, Had he half fo much Wit as he fancy'd he had. Six George Etheridge. } How However, to please fo jovial a Wit, And to keep him in Humour, Apollo thought fit Nat Lee ftept in next, in Hopes of a Prize, Apollo remember'd he had hit once in thrice; By the Rubies in's Face, he could not deny, But he had as much Wit as Wine could supply; Confefs'd that indeed he'd a mufical Note, [Throat; But fometimes ftrain'd fo hard, he rattled i'th' Yet owning he'd Senfe, t' encourage him for't, He made him his Ovid in Auguftus's Court. Poet Settle his Tryal was the next came about, He brought him an Ibrahim with the Preface torn out, And humbly defir'd he might give no Offence; G-d D---me, cries Shadwel, he cannot write Sense; And Banks, cry'd up Newport, I hate that dull Rogue, Apollo confidering he was not in Vogue, Would not truft his dear Bays with fo modeft a Fool, And bid the great Boy should be fent back to School. Tom Otway came next, Tom Shadwell's dear Zany, And fwears for Heroicks he writes beft of any; Don Carlos his Pockets fo amply had fill'd, That his Mange was quite cur'd, and his Lice were all kill'd. } But Apollo had feen his Face on the Stage, Of all Men that writ, his Talent was beft; For fince Pain and Dishonour Man's Life only And to perfect his Bliss in Poetical Rapture, And little Tom Effence's Author was there: } } That in Search of a Laureat he'd look out no more. A general Murmur ran quite thro' the Hall, To think that the Bays to an A&tor fhould fall; But Apollo, to quiet and pacifie all, E'en told 'em, to put his Deferts to the Teft, † Mrs. Behn, |