And melancholy is the nurse of frenzy, Page. No, my good lord; it is more pleasing stuff. Sly. What, household stuff? Sly. Well, we'll see't: Come, madam wife, sit ACT I. Enter Baptista, Katharina, Bianca, Gremio, and Unless you were of gentler, milder mould. Kath. I'faith, sir, you shall never need to fear, SCENE I-Padua. A Public Place. Enter And paint your face, and use you like a fool. Lucentio and Tranio. Luc. Tranio, since-for the great desire I had A merchant of great traffic through the world, Tra. Mi perdonate,4 gentle master mine, Glad that you thus continue your resolve, Luc. Gramercies, Tranio, well dost thou advise. Hor. From all such devils, good Lord, deliver us Tra. Hush, master! here is some good pastime That wench is stark mad, or wonderful froward. Peace, Tranio. Tra. Well said, master; mum! and gaze your fill. Bap. Gentlemen, that I may soon make good Kath. A pretty peat !9 'tis best Put finger in the eye,-an she knew why. Bian. Sister, content you in my discontent.- Gre. Why, will you mew her up, I bear my sweet Bianca, if I can by any means light on a fit man, to teach her that wherein she delights, I will wish him to her father. Hor. So will I, signior Gremio: But a word, I pray. Though the nature of our quarrel yet never brook'd parle, know now, upon advice,' it toucheth us both, that we may yet again have access to our fair mistress, and be happy rivals in Bianca's love, || -to labour and effect one thing 'specially. Gre. What's that, I pray? Hor. Marry, sir, to get a husband for her sister. Gre. A husband! a devil. Hor. I say, a husband. Gre. I say, a devil: Think'st thou, Hortensio, though her father be very rich, any man is so very a fool to be married to hell? Hor. Tush, Gremio, though it pass your patience, || and mine, to endure her loud alarums, why, man, there be good fellows in the world, an a man could light on them, would take her with all faults, and money enough. Gre. I cannot tell; but I had as lief take her dowry with this condition,-to be whipped at the high-cross every morning. Hor. 'Faith, as you say, there's small choice in rotten apples. But, come; since this bar in law makes us friends, it shall be so far forth friendly maintained,-till by helping Baptista's eldest daughter to a husband, we set his youngest free for a husband, and then have to't afresh.-Sweet Bianca!-Happy man be his dole !? He that runs fastest, gets the ring. How say you, signior Gremio? Gre. I am agreed and 'would I had given him the best horse in Padua to begin his wooing, that would thoroughly woo her, wed her, and bed her, and rid the house of her. Come on. [Exeunt Gremio and Hortensio. Tra. [Advancing.] I pray, sir, tell me,-Is it possible That love should of a sudden take such hold? I never thought it possible, or likely; Tra. Master, it is no time to chide you now; Luc. Gramercies, lad; go forward: this contents; The rest will comfort, for thy counsel's sound. Tra. Master, you look'd so longly4 on the maid, Perhaps you mark'd not what's the pith of all. Luc. O yes, I saw sweet beauty in her face, Began to scold; and raise up such a storm, Luc. Tranio, I saw her coral lips to move, (1) Consideration. (2) Gain or lot. Tra. Nay, then, 'tis time to stir him from his trance. I pray, awake, sir; If you love the maid, Her elder sister is so curst and shrewd, Luc. Ah, Tranio, what a cruel father's he! Tra. Master, for my hand, Both our inventions meet and jump in one. Luc. Tell me thine first. Tra. You will be schoolmaster, And undertake the teaching of the maid: That's your device. Luc. It is: May it be done? Tra. Not possible; for who shall bear your part, And be in Padua here Vincentio's son ? Keep house, and ply his book; welcome his friends; Visit his countrymen, and banquet them? Luc. Basta ;6 content thee; for I have it full. We have not yet been seen in any house; Nor can we be distinguished by our faces, For man, or master: then it follows thus ;— Thou shalt be master, Tranio, in my stead, Keep house, and port, and servants, as I should ⚫ I will some other be; some Florentine, Some Neapolitan, or mean man of Pisa. 'Tis hatch'd, and shall be so :-Tranio, at once Uncase thee; take my colour'd hat and cloak : When Biondello comes, he waits on thee; But I will charm him first to keep his tongue. Tra. So had you need. [They exchange habits. (For so your father charg'd me at our parting; Because so well I love Lucentio. Luc. Tranio, be so, because Lucentio loves : And let me be a slave, to achieve that maid, Whose sudden sight hath thrall'd my wounded eye. Enter Biondello. Here comes the rogue.-Sirrah, where have you been? Bion. Where have I been? Nay, how now, where are you? Master, has my fellow Tranio stol'n your clothes? Or you stol'n his? or both? pray, what's the news? Luc. Sirrah, come hither; 'tis no time to jest, And therefore frame your manners to the time. Your fellow Tranio here, to save my life, Puts my apparel and my countenance on, And I for my escape have put on his ; For in a quarrel, since I came ashore, I kill'd a man, and fear I was descried :9 Wait you on him, I charge you, as becomes, While I make way from hence to save my life: You understand me? Bion. I, sir? ne'er a whit. Luc. And not a jot of Tranio in your mouth; Tranio is chang'd into Lucentio. Bion. The better for him; 'Would I were so too! Tra. So would I, 'faith, boy, to have the next|| Rap me here, knock me well, and knock me wish after, That Lucentio indeed had Baptista's youngest But, sirrah, not for my sake, but your master's,- You use your manners discreetly in all kind of When I am alone, why, then I am Tranio; Luc. Tranio, let's go : One thing more rests, that thyself execute;— Sufficeth, my reasons are both good and weighty. Sly. Yes, by saint Anne, do I. A good matter, surely; Comes there any more of it? Page. My lord, 'tis but begun. soundly? And come you now with-knocking at the gate? you; Pet. Such wind as scatters young men through To seek their fortunes further than at home, Hor. Petruchio, shall I then come roundly to Sly. 'Tis a very excellent piece of work, madam || And wish thee to a shrewd ill-favour'd wife? lady; 'Would't were done! SCENE II.-The same. Before Hortensio's Pet. Villain, I say, knock me here soundly. Pet. Villain, I say, knock me at this gate, And then I know after who comes by the worst. 'Faith, sirrah, and you'll not knock, I'll wring it; [He wrings Grumio by the ears. Gru. Help, masters, help! my master is mad. Pet. Now, knock when I bid you: sirrah! villain! Enter Hortensio. Hor. How now? what's the matter?-My old friend Grumio! and my good friend Petruchio!How do you all at Verona ? Pet. Signior Hortensio, come you to part the fray? Pet. A senseless villain!--Good Hortensio, me here, (1) Alleges. (2) Few words. (3) See the story, No. 39, of A Thousand Notable Things.' Thou'dst thank me but a little for my counsel: Pet. Signior Hortensio, 'twixt such friends as we, I come to wive it wealthily in Padua ; Gru. Nay, look you, sir, he tells you flatly what his mind is: Why, give him gold enough, and marry him to a puppet, or an aglet-baby; or an old trot with ne'er a tooth in her head, though she have as many diseases as two and fifty horses: why, nothing comes amiss, so money comes withal. Hor. Petruchio, since we have stepp'd thus far in, Pet. Hortensio, peace; thou know'st not gold's Hor. Her father is Baptista Minola, Pet. I know her father, though I know not her Gru. I pray you, sir, let him go while the hu mour lasts. O' my word, an she knew him as well as I do, she would think scolding would do little (4) A small image on the tag of lace. good upon him: She may, perhaps, call him half a score knaves, or so: why, that's nothing; an he begin once, he'll rail in his rope-tricks. I'll tell you what, sir,-an she stand2 him but a little, he will throw a figure in her face, and so disfigure her with it, that she shall have no more eyes to see withal than a cat: you know him not, sir. Hor. Tarry, Petruchio, I must go with thee; For in Baptista's keep3 my treasure is: He hath the jewel of my life in hold, His youngest daughter, beautiful Bianca; And her withholds from me, and other more Suitors to her, and rivals in my love: Supposing it a thing impossible (For those defects I have before rehears'd,) That ever Katharina will be woo'd, Therefore this order hath Baptista taʼen ;— That none shall have access unto Bianca, Till Katharine the curst have got a husband. Gru. Katharine the curst! A title for a maid, of all titles the worst. Hor. Now shall my friend Petruchio do me grace; And offer me, disguis'd in sober robes, To old Baptista as a schoolmaster Well seen in music, to instruct Bianca : That so I may by this device, at least, Have leave and leisure to make love to her, And, unsuspected, court her by herself. Enter Gremio; with him Lucentio disguised, with books under his arm. So shall I no whit be behind in duty To fair Bianca, so belov'd of me. Gre. Belov'd of me,-and that my deeds shall prove. [Aside. Gru. And that his bags shall prove. Hor. Gremio, 'tis now no time to vent our love: Listen to me, and if you speak me fair, I'll tell you news indifferent good for either. Here is a gentleman, whom by chance I met, Upon agreement from us to his liking, Will undertake to woo curst Katharine; Yea, and to marry her, if her dowry please. Gre. So said, so done, is well :Hortensio, have you told him all her faults? Pet. I know, she is an irksome brawling scold; If that be all, masters, I hear no harm. Gre. No, say'st me so, friend? What countryman? Pet. Born in Verona, old Antonio's son: My father dead, my fortune lives for me; And I do hope good days, and long, to see. Gre. O, sir, such a life, with such a wife, were But, if you have a stomach, to't, o' God's name; Gru. Here's no knavery! See; to beguile the old folks, how the young folks lay their heads to-Have I not heard the sea, puff'd up with winds, gether! Master, master, look about you: Who goes there? ha! Hor. Peace, Grumio; 'tis the rival of my love :- Gru. A proper stripling, and an amorous! Signior Baptista's liberality, Rage like an angry boar, chafed with sweat? Gre. Hortensio, hark! For he fears none. [Aside I'll mend it with a largess :-Take your papers too, This gentleman is happily arriv'd, And let me have them very well perfum'd; To whom they go. What will you read to her? Gre. O this learning! what a thing it is! Hor. Grumio, mum!-God save you, signior Gre. And you're well met, signior Hortensio. Trow you, Whither I am going?-To Baptista Minola. I promis'd to inquire carefully About a schoolmaster for fair Bianca: On this young man; for learning, and behaviour, Hor. 'Tis well and I have met a gentleman, (1) Abusive language. (2) Withstand. (3) Custody. (4) These measures. My mind presumes, for his own good, and yours. [Aside Enter Tranio, bravely apparelled; and Biondello. Tra. Gentlemen, God save you! If I may be bold, Tell me, I beseech you, which is the readiest way To the house of signior Baptista Minola? Gre. He that has the two fair daughters :-is't [Aside to Tranio.] he you mean? Tra. Even he. Biondello! Gre. Hark you, sir; You mean not her to- you to do? Pet. Not her that chides, sir, at any hand, I pray. Tra. I love no chiders, sir:-Biondello, let's Gre. No; if, without more words, you will get you hence. Tra. Why, sir, I pray, are not the streets as free For me, as for you? But so is not she. Gre. Hor. That she's the chosen of signior Hortensio. Tra. Softly, my masters! if you be gentlemen, Do me this right,-hear me with patience. Baptista is a noble gentleman, To whom my father is not all unknown; Pet. Hortensio, to what end are all these words? Tra. No, sir; but hear I do, that he hath two; The one as famous for a scolding tongue, As is the other for beauteous modesty. Kath. Of all thy suitors, here I charge thee, tell Whom thou lov'st best: see thou dissemble not. Bian. Believe me, sister, of all the men alive, I never yet beheld that special face Which I could fancy more than any other. Pet. Sir, sir, the first's for me; let her go by. Tra. If it be so, sir, that you are the man you For our access,-whose hap shall be to have her, Will not so graceless be, to be ingrate.! Kath. Minion, thou liest; Is't not Hortensio ? Bian. If you affect him, sister, here I swear, I'll plead for you myself, but you shall have him. Kath. O, then, belike, you fancy riches more; You will have Gremio to keep you fair. Bian. Is it for him you do envy me so? Nay, then you jest; and now I will perceive, You have but jested with me all this while: I pr'ythee, sister Kate, untie my hands. Kath. If that be jest, then all the rest was so. [Strikes her. Enter Baptista. Bap. Why, how now, dame! whence grows this insolence? Bianca, stand aside;-poor girl! she weeps:- Kath. Her silence flouts me, and I'll be reveng'd. [Flies after Bianca. Bap. What, in my sight?-Bianca, get thee in. [Exit Bianca. Kath. Will you not suffer me? Nay, now I see, She is your treasure, she must have a husband? must dance bare-foot on her wedding-day, And, for your love to her, lead apes in hell. Talk not to me; I will go sit and weep, Till I can find occasion of revenge. (Exit Kath. Bap. Was ever gentleman thus griev'd as I? But who comes here? Enter Gremio, with Lucentio in the habit of a mean man; Petruchio, with Hortensio as a musician; and Tranio, with Biondello bearing a lute and books. Gre. Good-morrow, neighbour Baptista. Bap. Good-morrow, neighbour Gremio: God save you, gentlemen! Pet. And you, good sir! Pray, have you not a daughter Call'd Katharina, fair, and virtuous? Hor. Sir, you say well, and well you do conceive; begone. Bap. I have a daughter, sir, call'd Katharina. That,-hearing of her beauty, and her wit, [Presenting Hortensio. Bap. You're welcome, sir; and he, for your good sake: But for my daughter Katharine,-this I know, Pet. I see, you do not mean to part with her; |