The longitude uncertain roams, grow Our hairs grow white, our teeth 370 black? Yet ftill, unable to explain, 375 We must perfift the best we can ; With care our systems still renew; And prove things likely, though not true. By dint of logic, ftrike thee mute; 380 With learned skill, now push, now parry, From Darii to Bocardo vary, And never yield; or, what is worst, Never conclude the point difcours'd. Take what thou wilt, faid Dick, dear friend; But bring thy matters to an end. 385 390 I find, quoth Mat, reproof is vain : 395 Who first offend will first complain. Thou Thou wifheft I fhould make to fhore; Says Dick, Your moral does not need Mat took his thanks; and, in a tone More magifterial, thus went on. Now, Alma fettles in the head; As has before been fung, or faid: And here begins this farce of life; Enter revenge, ambition, ftrife: Behold on both fides men advance, To form in earnest Bays's dance. L'Avare, not ufing half his ftore, Still grumbles that he has no more; Strikes not the present tun, for fear 400 405 410 415 420 425 The vintage fhould be bad next year; VOL. II. G And And eats to-day with inward forrow, And dread of fancy'd want to-morrow. 430 You had the fabric and the loom ? And, if two boots keep out the weather, 'Tis bought, lock'd up, and lies forgot: Of these no more you hear him speak : He now begins upon the Greek. Thefe, rang'd and fhew'd, fhall in their turns 455 Remain obfcure as in their urns. My My copper-lamps at any rate, For being true antique, I bought; Yet wifely melted down my plate, On modern models to be wrought: 460 And trifles I alike pursue, Because they 're old, because they're new. Quoth Dick: fuch truths are worth receiving. 470 Now, Alma, to divines and profe I leave thy frauds, and crimes, and woes; Nor think to-night of thy ill-nature, Which elfe would on thy hand remain ; That Alma may herself forget. Dick, thus we act; and thus we are, 485 490 495 500 505 510 For, could I my remarks fuftain, Like Socrates, or Miles Montaigne; Who in thefe times would read my books, But Tom o'Stiles, or John o'Nokes ? As |