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instead of that, you see, it is often subservient to
it; and, as unaccountable as one would think it, a No 6. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 7, 1710.11. wise man is not always a good man.' This dege.
neracy is not only the guilt of particular persons,
but also at some times of a whole people; and Credebant hoe grande nefas, et morte piandum, Si juvenis vetulo non assurrexerat
perhaps it may appear upon examination, that
JUV. Sat. xiii. 54. the most polite ages are the least virtuous. This 'Twas impious then (so much was age rever'd) may be attributed to the folly of admitting wit and
For youlla to keep their seats when an old man appear'd. learning as merit in themselves, without considerI know no evil under the sun so great as the ing the application of them. By this means it be. abuse of the understanding, and yet there is no one comes a rule, not so much to regard what we do, vice more common. It has diffused itself through as how we do it. But this false beauty will not both sexes, and all qualities of mankind; and there pass upon men of honest minds, and true taste. Sir is hardly that person to be found, who is not more Richard Blackmore says, with as much good sense concerned for the reputation of wit and sense, than as virtue, “It is a mighty shame and dishonour to of honesty and virtue. But this unhappy affecta- employ excellent faculties and abundance of wit, tion of being wise rather than honest, witty than to humour and please men in their vices and follies. good-natured, is the source of most of the ill habits The great enemy of mankind, notwithstanding his of life. Such false impressions are owing to the wit and angelic faculties, is the most odious beabandoned writings of men of wit, and the awk. ing in the whole creation. He goes on soon afward imitation of the rest of mankind.
ter to say very generously, that he undertook the For this reason Sir Roger was saying last night, writing of his poem,* to rescue the Muses out of that he was of opinion none but men of fine parts the hands of ravishers, to restore them to their sweet deserve to be banged. The reflections of such men and chaste mansions, and to engage them in an emare so delicate upon all occurrences which they are ployment suitable to their dignity. This certainly concerned in, that they should be exposed to more sought to be the purpose of every man who appears than ordinary infamy and punishment, for offend. in public; and whoever does not proceed upon that ing against such quick admonitions as their own foundation, injures his country as fast as he suc. souls give them, and blunting the fine edge of their ceeds in his studies. When modesty ceases to be minds in such a manner, that they are no more the chief ornament of one sex, and integrity of the shocked at vice and folly than men of slower capa- other, society is upon a wrong basis, and we shall cities. There is no greater monster in being, than be ever after without rules to guide our judgment a very ill man of great parts. He lives like a man in what is really becoming and ornamental. Na. in a palsy, with one side of him dead. While per. ture and reason direct one thing, passion and huhaps he enjoys the satisfaction of luxury, of wealth, mour another. To follow the dictates of these two of ambition, he has lost the taste of good-will
, of latter, is going into a road that is both endless and friendship, of innocence. Scarecrow, the beggar intricate,
when we pursue the other, our passage in Lincoln's-Inn Fields, who disabled himself in is delightful, and what we aim at easily attainable. his r.ght leg, and asks alms all day to get himself I do not doubt but England is at present as poa warm supper and a trull at night, is not half sol lite a nation as any in the world ; but any man who despicable a wretch as such a man of sense. The thinks can easily see, that the affectation of being beggar has no relish above sensations ; be finds rest gay and in fashion has very near eaten up our good more agreeable than motion; and while he has a sense and our religion. Is there any thing so just, warm fire and his doxy, never reflects that he de. as that mode and gallantry should be built upon serves to be whipped. Every man who terminates exerting ourselves in what is proper and agreeable his satisfactions and enjoyments within the supply to the institutions of justice and piety among us? of his own necessities and passions, is, says Sir Ro. And yet is there any thing more common, than that ger, in my eye, as poor a rogue as Scarecrow. we run in perfect contradiction to them. All which But,' continued he, for the loss of public and is supported by no other pretension, tban that it is private virtue we are beholden to your men of fine done with what we call a good grace. parts forsooth; it is with them no matter what is Nothing ought to be held laudable or becoming, done, so it be done with an air.". But to me, who but what nature itself should prompt us to think am so whimsical in a corrupt age as to act accord- so. Respect to all kind of superiors is founded, I ing to nature and reason, a selfish man, in the most think, upon instinct; and yet what is so ridiculous shining circumstance and equipage, appears in the as age? I make this abrupt transition to the mensame condition with the fellow above mentioned, tion of this vice more than any other, in order to but more contemptiblein proportion to what more introduce a little story, which I think a pretty in. he robs the public of, and enjoys above bim. I stance, that the most polite age is in danger of belay it down therefore for a rule, that the whole ing the most vicious. man is to move together; that every action of any 'It happened at Athens, during a public repre. importance, is to have a prospect of public good"; sentation of some play exhibited in honour of the and that the general tendency of our indifferent commonwealth, that an old gentleman came to actions ought to be agreeable to the dictates of late for a place suitable to his age and quality. reason, of religion, of good-breeding; without this, Many of the young gentlemen who observed tbe a man, as I have before hinted, is hopping instead difficulty and confusion le was in, made signs to of walking, he is not in his entire and proper mo- him that they would accommodate him if he came tion.'
where they sat. The good man bustled througlı While the honest knight was thus bewildering the crowd accordingly; but when he came to the himself in good starts, I looked attentively upon seats to which he was invited, the jest was to sit him, which made him, I thought, collect his mind a close and expose him, as he stood, out of connte. little. What I am at,' says he, is to represent, nance, to the whole audience. The frolic went that I am of opinion, to polish our understandings, round the Athenian benches. But on those occaand neglect our manners, is of all things the most sions there were also particular places assigned for inexcusable. Reason should govem passion, but
Creigners. When the good man skulked towards was some traditionary superstition in it; and Sie boxes appointed for the Lacedemonians, that therefore, in obedience to the lady of the bouse, I forest people, more virtuous than polite, rose up disposed of my knife and fork in two parallel alto a man, and with the greatest respect received lines, which is the figure I shall always lay them in among them. The Athenians being suddenly in for the future, though I do not know any reauched with a sense of the Spartan virtue,and their son for it. a a degeneracy, gave a thunder of applause; and It is not difficult for a man to see that a person & old man cried out, " The Athenians under-has conceived an aversion to him. For my own said what is good, but the Lacedemonians prac-part, I quickly found, by the lady's looks, that use it."
she regarded me as a very odd kind of fellow, with R. an unfortunate aspect. For which reason I took
my leave immediately after dinner, and withdrew
to my own lodgings. Upon my return home I fell N$ 7. THURSDAY, MARCH 8, 1710.11. into a profound contemplation on the evils that at.
tend these superstitious follies of mankind; how
they subject us to imaginary afflictions, and addiSamnia, terrores magicos, miracula, sagas,
tional sorrows, that do not properly come within Nocturnes lemures, portentaque Thessala rides ?
HOR. 2 Ep. ü. 208.
our lot. As if the natural calamities of life were
not sufficient for it, we turn the most indifferent Visintis, and magic spells can you despise, And laugh at witches, ghosts, and prodigies ?
circumstances into misfortunes, and suffer as much
from trilling accidents as from real evils. I have isg yesterday to dine with an old acquaintance, known the shooting of a star spoil a night's rest; 1 31 the misfortune to find his whole family very and have seen a man in love grow pale, and lose uch dejected. Upon asking him the occasion of his appetite, upon the plucking of a merrythought. Lie told me that his wife had dreamt a strange A screech-owl at midnight has alarmed a family
ain the night before, which they were afraid more than a band of robbers ; nay, the voice of a rtended some misfortune to themselves or to their cricket hath struck more terror than the roaring of il ren. At her coming into the room, 1 observed a lion. There is nothing so inconsiderable, which exled melancholy in her countenance, which I may not appear dreadful to an imagination that is kad dare been troubled for, had I not heard filled with omens and prognostics. A rusty nail, or
whence it proceeded. We were no sooner a crooked pin, shoot up into prodigies. down, but after having looked upon me a I remember, I was once in a mixt assembly, that is while
, 'My dear,' says she, turning to her was full of noise and mirth, when on a sudden an Sund, you may now see the stranger that was old woman unluckily observed there were thirteen Le candle last night.' Soon after this, as they of us in company. The remark struck a panic can to talk of family affairs, a little boy at the terror into several who were present, insomuch er end of the table told her, that he was to go that one or two of the ladies were going to leave join-band on Thursday. "Thursday!' says she, the room ; but a friend of mine, taking notice that coild
, if it please Gol, you shall not begin one of our female companions was big with child, * Childermas-day; tell your writing-master affirmed there were fourteen in the room, and that, Friday will be soon enough. I was reflect. instead of portending one of the company should with myself on the oddness of her fancy, and die, it plainly foretold one of them should be born. dering that any body would establish it as a Had not my friend found this expedient to break to lose a day in every week. In the midst of the omen, 1 question not but half the women in my musings, she desired me to reach her a the company' would have fallen sick thiat very at upon the point of my knife, which I did night. J a trepidation and hurry of obedience, that An old maid that is troubled with the vapours, is drop by the way; at which she immedi- produces infinite disturbances of this kind among arted, and said it fell towards her. Upon her friends and neighbours. I know a maiden coked very blank; and, observing the con-aunt of a great family, who is one of these antiof the whole table, began to consider myselt, quated Sybils, that forebodes and prophecies from some confusion, as a person that had brought one end of the year to the other.' she is always set upon the family. The lady, however, seeing apparitions, and hearing death-watches; ering herself after a little space, said to her and was the other day almost frighted out of her ki with a sigh, 'My dear, misfortunes never wits by the great house-dog that howled in the single. My friend, I found, acted but an stable, at a time when she lay ill of the tooth-ach. part at his table, and being a man of more Such an extravagant cast of mind engages multisure than understanding, thinks himself rudes of people, not only in impertinent terrors, t'o fall in with all the passions and humours but in supernumerary duties of life ; and arises uke-fellow. Do not you remember, child,' from that fear and
ignorance which are natural to e, “ that the pigeon-house fell the very after the soul of man. The horror with which we enter* our careless wench spilt the salt upon the tain the thoughts of death (or indeed of any future -- Yes,' says he, my dear, and the next evil), and the uncertainty of its approach, fill : pught us an account of the battle of Al melancholy mind with innumerable apprehensions . The reader may guess at the figure 1 and suspicions, and consequently dispose it to the after having done all this mischief. I dis- observation of such groundless prodigies and pre
my dinner as soon as I could, with my dictions. For as it is the chief concern of vise citurnity; when, to my utter contusion, the men to retrench the evils of life by the reasonings
lg me quitting my knife and fork, and of philosophy; it is the employment of fools tu att across one another upon my plate, de multiply them by the sentiments of superstition. !! that I should humour her so far as to For my own part, I should be very much trou. v in out of that figure, and place them
side bled were I endowed with this divining quality, What the absurdity was which I had though it should inform me truly of everything =:d I did not know, but I suppose there hat can befal me. I would not auticipate the
VIRG. En. i. 415.
relish of any happiness, nor feel the weight of any 'servation, especially since the persons it is commisery, before it actually arrives.
posed of are criminals too considerable for the 'I know but one way of fortifying my soul animadversions of our society. I mean, sir, the against these gloomy presages and terrors of mind, Midnight Mask, which has of late been frequently and that is, by securing to myself the friendship held in one of the most conspicuous parts of the and protection of that Being who disposes of town, and which I hear will be continued with adevents, and governs futurity. He sees, at one view, ditions and improvements.* As all the persons the whole thread of my existence, not only that who compose this lawless assembly are masked, part of it which I have already passed through, we dare not attack any of them in our way, lest but that which runs forward into all the depths of we should send a woman of quality to Bridewell, eternity When I lay me down to sleep, I re-or a peer of Great Britain to the Counter ; be. commend myself to his care : when I wake, I give sides that their numbers are so very great, that I myself up to his directions. Amidst all the evils am afraid they would be able to rout our whole that threaten me, I will look up to him for help, fraternity, though we were accompanied with all and question not but he will either avert them, or our guard of constables. Both these reasons, turn them to my advantage. Though I know nei- which secure them from our authority, make them ther the time nor the manner of the death I am to obnoxious to yours; as both their disguise and their die, I am not at all solicitous about it ; because I numbers will give no particular person reason to am sure that he knows them both, and that he will think himself aftronted by you. not fail to comfort and support me under thern.' “If we are rightly informed, the rules that are
C. observed by this new society are wonderfully con
trived for the advancement of cuckoldorn. The wo
men either come by themselves, or are introduced N° 8. FRIDAY, MARCH 9, 1710-11. by friends who are obliged to quit them upon their
first entrance, 10 the conversation of any body that
addresses himself to them. There are several rooms At Venus obscuro gradientes aere sepsir, Il multo nebula circum Dea fudil amietu,
where the parties may retire, and, if they please, Cernere ne quis cos
show their faces by consent. Whispers, squeezes,
nods, and embraces, are the innocent freedoms of They march obscure, for Venus kindly shrouds
the place. In short, the whole design of this libi. With mists their persons, and involves in clouds.
dinous assembly seems to terminate in assignations I SHALL here communicate to the world a couple methods, by your public advice and admonitions, to
and intrigues; and I hope you will take effectual of letters, which I believe will give the reader as prevent such a promiscuous multitude of both sexes good an entertainment as any that I am able to from meeting together in so clandestine a manner. furnish him with, and therefore shall make no I am
* Your humble servant, apology for them:
and fellow-labourer, 'TO TIE SPECTATOR, &c.
Not long after the perusal of this letter I re i “I am one of the directors of the society for the the date and style of it, I take to be written by
ceived another upon the same subject; which, by Jeformation of manners, and therefore think my. self a proper person for your correspondence. I
some young Templar : have thoroughly examined the present state of re.
Middle Temple, 1710-11. ligion in Great Britain, and am able to acquaint SIR, you with the predominant vice of every market. When a man has been guilty of any vice or town in the whole island. I can tell you the pro- folly, I think the best atonement he can make for gress that virtue has made in all our cities, bo. fit, is to warn others not to fall into the like. In roughs, and corporations; and know as well the order to this I must acquaint you, that some time evil practices that are committed in Berwick or in February last I went to the Tuesday's masqueExeter, as what is done in my own family. In a rade. Upon my first going in I was attacked by word, sir, I have my correspondents in the remotest half a dozen female quakers, who seemed willing parts of the nation, who send me up punctual ac- to adopt me for a brother; but, upon a nearer counts from time to time of all the little irregulari. examination, I found they were a sisterhood of ties that fall under their notice in their several dis- coquettes, disguised in that precise babit. I was tricts and divisions.
soon after taken out to dance, and, as I fancied, *I am no less acquainted with the particular by a woman of the first quality, for she was very quarters and regions of this great town, than with tall, and moved gracefully. As soon as the minuet the different parts and distributions of the whole was over, we ogled one another through our nation. I can describe every parish by its im- masks; and as I am very well read in Waller, 1 pieties, and can tell you in which of our streets repeated to her the four following verses out of lewdness prevails ; which gaming has taken the his poem to Vandyke : possession of, and where drunkenness has got the better of them both. When I am disposed to raise
“ The heedless lover does not know
Whose eyes they are that wound him so; a fine for the poor, I know the lanes and alleys But confounded with thy art, that are inhabited by common swearers. When I Inquires her name that has his heart." would encourage the hospital of Bridewell, and}" I pronounced these words with such a languishing improve the hempen manufacture, I am very well air, that I had some reason to conclude I had acquainted with all the baunts and resorts of fe. made a conquest. She told me that she hoped my
After this short account of myself, I must let her watch, I accidentalìy discovered the figure of you know, that the design of this paper is to give
a coronet on the back part of it. I was so trans- tion you information of a certain irregular assembly, which I think falls very properly under your ob
See Nos. 14 and 101:
JUV. Sat. xv. 163.
ported with the thought of such an amour, that I town should be annually chosen out of the two
swear. Before George,' is still fresh in every one's
'B. L.' what they call Street-clubs, in which the chief in.
habitants of the street converse together every I design to visit the next masquerade myself, in night. I remember, upon my inquiring after lodgDe same habit I wore at Grand Cairo ;* and tillings in Ormond-street, the landlord, to recomsen shall suspend my judgment of this midnight mend that quarter of the town, told me there was zertainment.
at that time a very good club in it; he also told C.
me, upon further discourse with him, that two or
three noisy country squires, who were settled
there the year before, had considerably sunk the 19. SATURDAY, MARCH 10, 1710-11.
price of house-rent; and that the club (to prevent
the like inconveniences for the future) had thoughts -Tigris agit rabida cum tigride pacem
of taking every house that became vacant into Perpetuam, savis inter se convenit ursis.
their own hands, till they had found a tenant for
it, of a sociable nature and good conversation. Tiger with tiger, bear with bear, you'll find
The Hum Drum club, of which I was formerly in leagues offensive and defensive join'd.
an unworthy member, was made up of very honest
gentlemen of peaceable dispositions, that used to r is said to be a sociable animal, and as an in- sit together, smoke their pipes, and say nothing ce of it, we may observe, that we take all oc- till midnight. The Mum club (as I am informed) 075 and pretences of forming ourselves into is an institution of the same nature, and as great e little nocturnal assemblies, which are com- an enemy to noise. is known by the name of clubs. When a set After these two innocent societies, I cannot for. en find themselves agree in any particular, bear mentioning a very mischievous one, that was eh never so trivial, they establish themselves erected in the reign of King Charles the Second ; a kind of fraternity, and meet once or twice I mean the club of Duellists, in which none was ek, upon the account of such a fantastic re- to be admitted that had no fought his man. The wice. I know a cousiderable market-town, president of it was said to have killer half a dozen chi there was a club of fat men, that did not in single combat; and as for the other members, together (as you may well suppose) to enter they took their seats according to the number of ne another with sprightliness and wit, but to their slain. There was likewise a side table, for one another in countenance. The room where such as had only drawn blood, and shown a lau. ub met was something of the largest, and had dable ambition of taking the first opportunity to hirances, the one by a door of a moderate qualify themselves for the first table. This club, od the other by a pair of folding doors. If consisting only of men of honour, did not continue date for this corpulent club could make his long, most of the members of it being put to the ce through the first, he was looked upon as sword, or hanged, a little after its institution. fied; but if he stuck in the passage, and Our modern celebrated clubs are founded upon hot force his way through it, the folding- cating and drinking, which are points wherein were immediately thrown open for his re- most men agree, and in which the learned and il. ), and he was saluted as a brother. I have literate, the dull and the airy, the philosopher and at this club, though it consisted but of the buffoon, can all of them bear a part. The persons, weighed above three ton. Kit-Cat itself* is said to have taken its original position to this society, there sprung up ano. mposed of scarecrows and skeletons, who,
This club, consisting of the most distinguished wits and cry meagre and envious, did all they could statesmen among the Whigs, met in Shire lane, and was rt the designs of their bulky brethren, named from a pastry.couk Christopher Cat), who was faEley represented as men of dangerous prin part of their refreshment.
mous for making nutton.pies, which constantly formed a
The portraits of its members, till at length they worked them out of the done by Sir Godfrey Kneller, were all at Barnes, in the the people, and consequently out of the possession of the late Mr Jacob Tonso, whose father was
From Mr. Tonson's, they have since acy. These factions tore the corporation become, by inheritance, the property
of Wiliam Baker, for several years, till at length they came Esq. In order to adapt then to the height of the club cronimodation; that the tsvo bailiffs of the room, the pictures were painted of a sze less than a whole,
and borger than a half length, admitting only one arm; and
hence all pictures of chat size hare since been called Kia. . See No. 1
from a mutton-pie. The Beef Steak,* and Octo! bert clubs, are neither of them averse to eating and drinking, if we may form a judgment of them N° 10. MONDAY, MARCH 12, 1710-11. from their respective titles.
When men are thus knit together, by a love of| society, not a spirit of faction, and do not meet to Non aliter quam qui adverso vix flumine lembum censure or annoy those that are absent, but to en. Remeg is subigit : si brachia forte remisit, joy one another; when they are thus combined
Atque illum in præceps prono rapit alveus amni.
VIRG. Georg. i. 201, for their own improvemení, or for the good of
So the boat's brawny crew the current stem, others, or at least to relax themselves from the bu
Apd slow advanemg, struggle with the stream: siness of the day, by an innocent and cheerful con But if they slack their hands, or cease to strive, versation, there inay be something very useful in
Then down the flood with headfong baste they drive.
DRYDEN. these little institutions and establishments.
I cannot forbear concluding this paper with It is with much satisfaction that I hear this great scheme of laws that I met with upon a wall in a city inquiring day by day after these my papers, little alehouse. How I came thither I may in- and receiving my morning lectures with a becomform my reader at a more convenient time. These ing seriousness and attention. My publisher tells laws were enacted by a knot of artisans and me- me, that there are already three thousand of them chanics, who used to meet every night; and as distributed every day: so that if I allow twenty there is something in them which gives us a pretty readers to every paper, which I look upon as a picture of low life, I shall transcribe them word modest computation, I may reckon about threefor word:
score thousand disciples in London and WestminRules to be observed in the Two-penny club, erected in selves from the thuughtless herd of their ignorauit
ster, who I hope will take care to distinguish themthis place for the preservation of friendship and good and inattentive brethren. Since I have raised to neighbourhood.
myself so great an audience, I shall spare no pains I. Every member at his first coming in shall lay to make their instruction agreeable, and their didown his two-pence.
version useful. For which reasons I shall endeaII. Every member shall fill his pipe out of his vour to enliven morality with wit, and to temper
wit with morality, that my readers may, if possible, III. If any member absents himself, he shall both ways find their account in the speculation of forfeit a penny for the use of the club, unless infine day. And to the end that their virtue and case of sickness or imprisonment.
discretion may not be short, transient, intermitting IV. If any member swears or curses, his neigh- starts of thought, I have resolved to refresh their bour may give him a kick upon the sbins. memories from day to day, till I have recovered
V. If ally member tells stories in the club that them out of that desperate state of vice and folly, are not true, he shall forteit for every third lie an into which the age is fallen. The mind that lies Halfpenny.
fallow but a single day, sprouts up in follies that VI. If any member strikes another wrongfully, are only to be killed by a constant and assiduous he shall pay his club for him.
culture. It was said of Socrates, that he brought VII. If any member brings his wife into the philosophy down from heaven, to inhabit among club, he shall pay for whatever she drinks or inen; and I shall be ambitious to have it said of smokes.
me, that I have brought philosophy out of closets VIII. If any member's wife comes to fetch him and libraries, schools and colleges, to dwell in home from the club, she shall speak to him with clubs and assemblies, at tea-tables, and in coffeeout the door.
houses. IX. If any member calls another a cuckold, he i would therefore in a very particular manner shall be turned out of the club.
recommend these my speculations to all well-re*. None shall be admitted into the club that is gulated families, that set apart an hour in every of the same trade with any member of it. inorning for tea and bread and butter ; and would
XI. None of the club shall have his clothes or earnestly advise them for their good to order this shoes made or mended, but by a brother member. paper to be punctually served up, and to be look
XII. No non.juror shall be capable of being a ed upon as a part of the tea equipage. member.
Sir Francis Bacon observes, that a well-written The morality of this little club is guarded by like Nloses's serpent, that iminediately swallowed
book, compared with its rivals and antagonists, is such wholesome laws and penalties, tbat I ques: tion not but my reader will be as well pleased up, and devoured those of the Egyptians. I shall with them, as he would have been with the Leges iator appears, the other public prints will vanish;
not be so vain as to think, that where the SpecConvivales of Ben Jonson,t the regulations of an but shall leave it to my reader's consideration, old Roman club cited by Lipsius, or the rules of a whether it is not much better to be let into the Symposium in an ancient Greek author.
knowledige of one's self, than to hear what passes C.
in Muscovy or Puland; and to amuse ourselves See Dr. King's Works, vol. iii. p. 200. 8vo. edit. 1776. This with such writings as tend to the wearing out of kingdom. It is said that Mrs. Woffington, the only woman in ignorance, passion, and prejudice, than such as it, was present Richarl Estcourt, the comedian, was their naturally conduce to intiame hatreds, and make providore; and, as an honourable badge of his office, wore a enmities irreconcilable. small gridiron of gold bung round his neck with a green silk Kiband.
In the next place I would recommend this paper * Swift, in a letter to Stella, (London, Feb. 10. 1710-11) says, to the daily perusal of those gentlemen whom! We are plagued here with an October club; that is a set of cannot but consider as my good brothers and allies, Oetober beer at home, and meet every evening at a tavern near I mean the fraternity of Spectators, who live in the parliament to consult affairs, and drive things on to ex: the world without having any thing to do in it; tremes against the Whigs ; to call the old ministry to account, and and either by the affluence of their
fortunes, or la. get off five or six heads." Sec Wlalley's edit. rol, rii.
ziness of their dispositions, have no other business