my sake. We, that are true lovers, run into strange capers; but as all is mortal in nature, so is all nature in love mortal in folly. Ros. Thou speak'st wiser than thou art 'ware of. Touch. Nay, I shall ne'er be 'ware of mine own wit, till I break my shins against it. Ros. Jove! Jove! this shepherd's passion Is much upon my fashion. Touch. And mine; but it grows something stale with me. Cel. I pray you, one of you question yond If he for gold will give us any food; I faint almost to death. Touch. Holla; you, clown! [man, Ros. Peace, fool: he's not thy kinsman. Touch. Your betters, Sir. Cor. Else are they very wretched. Good even to you, friend. Cor. And to you, gentle Sir, and to you all. Ros. I pr'ythee, shepherd, if that love, or gold, Can in this desert place buy entertainment, Bring us where we may rest ourselves, and feed: [press'd, Here's a young maid with travel much opAnd faints for succour. Cor. Fair Sir, I pity her, [feed, And wish, for her sake, more than for mine own, Cor. That young swain that you saw here but That little cares for buying any thing. Ros. I pray thee, if it stand with honesty, Buy thou the cottage, pasture, and the flock, And thou shalt have to pay for it of us. Cel. And we will mend thy wages: I like this place, And willingly could waste my time in it. SCENE V-The same. [Exeunt. Jaq. I thank it. More, I pr'ythee, more. I can suck melancholy out of a song, as a weazel sucks eggs: More, I pr'ythec, more. Ami. My voice is ragged ;* I know I cannot please you. Jaq. I do not desire you to please me, I do desire you to sing: Come, more; another stanza; call you them stanzas? Ami. What you will, monsieur Jaques. Jaq. Nay, I care not for their names; they owe me nothing: Will you sing? Ami. More at your request, than to please myself. Jaq. Well then, if ever I thank any man, I'll thank you: but that they call compliment, is like the encounter of two dog-apes: and when a man thanks me heartily, methinks, I have given him a penny, and he renders me the beggarly thanks. Come, sing; and you that will not, hold your tongues. Ami. Well, I'll end the song.-Sirs, cover the while; the duke will drink under this tree: he hath been all this day to look you. Jaq. And I have been all this day to avoid him. He is too dispútablet for my company: I think of as many matters as he; but I give heaven thanks, and make no boast of them. Come, warble, come. SONG. Who doth ambition shun,[All together here. And pleas'd with what he gets, Come hither, come hither, come hither; No enemy, But winter and rough weather. Jaq. I'll give you a verse to this note, that I If it do come to pass, Gross fools as he, An if he will come to Ami. Ami. What's that ducdàme? Jaq. 'Tis a Greek invocation, to call fools into a circle. I'll go sleep, if I can; if I cannot, I'll rail against all the first-born of Egypt. Ami. And I'll go seek the duke; his banquet is prepar'd. [Exeunt severally. SCENE VI.-The same. Enter ORLANDO and ADAM. Adam. Dear master, I can go no further: 0, I die for food! Here lie I down, and measure out my grave. Farewell, kind master. Orl. Why, how now, Adam! no greater heart in thee? Live a little; comfort a little; cheer thyself a little: If this uncouth forest yield any thing savage, I will either be food for it, or bring it for food to thee. Thy conceit is nearer death than thy powers. For my sake, be comfortable; hold death awhile at the arm's end: I'll here be with thee presently; and if I bring thee not something to eat, I'll give thee *Ragged and ruggel had formerly the same meaning Disputatious. A table set out.-Enter DUKE senior, AMIENS, LORDS, and others. Duke S. I think he be transform'd into a beast; For I can no where find him like a man. 1 Lord. My lord, he is but even now gone hence; Here was he merry, hearing of a song. Duke S. If he, compact of jars,* grow musical, We shall have shortly discord in the spheres :Gro, seek him; tell him, I would speak with him. Enter JAQUES. 1 Lord. He saves my labour by his own approach. Duke S. Why, how now, monsieur! what a life is this, [pany? That your poor friends must woo your comWhat! you look merrily. Jaq. A fool, a fool!I met a fool i'the A worthy fool! Motley's the only wear,t The why is plain as way to parish church: Cleanse the foul body of the infected world, wouldst do. Jaq. What, for a counter, would I do, but good? Duke S. Most mischievous foul sin, in chiding sin: For thou thyself hast been a libertine, Jaq. Why, who cries out on pride, wherein My tongue hath wrong'd him: if it do him right, Enter ORLANDO, with his sword drawn. Ori. Nor shalt not, till necessity be serv'd. distress; Or else a rude despiser of good manners, Orl. You touch'd my vein at first; the thorny Of bare distress hath ta'en from me the show Jaq. O worthy fool!-One that hath been a Of smooth civility, yet am I inland bred,t courtier ; And says, if ladies be but young, and fair, With observation, the which he vents Duke S. Thou shalt have one. Provided that you weed your better judgements And know some nurture: ‡ But forbear, I say; Jaq. An you will not be answered with rea- tleness shall force, More than your force move us to gentleness. Orl. I almost die for food, and let me have it. Duke S. Sit down and feed, and welcome to our table. Orl. Speak you so gently? Pardon me, I pray you: I thought, that all things had been savage here; `AMIENS sings. If ever been where bells have knoll'd to church, If ever from your eye-lids wip'd a tear, And have with holy bell been knoll'd to church; eyes Of drops that sacred pity hath engender'd: Orl. Then, but forbear your food a little while, Whiles, like a doe, I go to find my fawn, I will not touch a bit. [ger, your Duke S. Go find him out, And we will nothing waste till you return. Orl. I thank ye; and be bless'd for good comfort! [Exit. Duke S. Thou seest, we are not all alone unThis wide and universal theatre [happy: Presents more woful pageants than the scene Wherein we play in. Jaq. All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players: satchel, And shining morning face, creeping like snail In fair round belly, with good capon lin❜d, Re-enter ORLANDO, with ADAM. Orl. I thank you most for him. [burden, I scarce can speak to thank you for myself. Duke S. Welcome, fall to: I will not trouble you As yet to question you about your fortunes:Give us some music; and, good cousin, sing. SONG. I. Blow, blow, thou winter wind As man's ingratitude; II. Freeze, freeze, thou bitter sky, Duke S. If that you were the good Sir Row- As you have whisper'd faithfully, you were; Go to my cave and tell me.-Good old man, ACT III. [Exeunt. Duke F. Not see him since? Sir, Sir, that cannot be: But were I not the better part made mercy, Oli. O, that your highness knew my heart in I never lov'd my brother in my life. [this! Duke F. More villain thou.-Well, push him out of doors; And let my officers of such a nature SCENE II.-The Forest. Orl. Hang there, my verse, in witness of my love [survey And, thou, thrice-crowned queen of night, With thy chaste eye, from thy pale sphere above, [sway. Thy huntress' name, that my whole life doth O Rosalind! these trees shall be my books, And in these barks my thoughts I'll character; That every eye, which in this forest looks [Exit. Enter CORIN and TOUCHSTONE. Cor. And how like you this shepherd's life, master Touchstone? Touch. Truly, shepherd, in respect of itself, it is a good life; but in respect that it is a shepherd's life, it is naught. In respect that it is solitary, I like it very well; but in respect that it is private, it is a very vile life. Now in respect it is in the fields, it pleaseth me well; but in respect it is not in the court, it is tedious. As it is a spare life, look you, it fits my humour well; but as there is no more plenty in it, it goes much against my stomach. Hast any philosopy in thee, shepherd? Cor. No more, but that I know, the more one sickens, the worse at ease he is; and that he that wants money, means, and content, is without three good friends:-That the property of rain is to wet, and fire to burn: That good pasture makes fat sheep: and that a great cause of the night, is lack of the sun: That he, that hath learned no wit by nature nor art, may complain of good breeding, or comes of a very dull kindred. Touch. Such a one is a natural philosopher. Wast ever in court, shepherd? Cor. No, truly. Touch. Then thou art damned. Touch. Truly, thou art damned; like an illroasted egg, all on one side. Cor. For not being at court? Your reason. Touch. Why, if thou never wast at court, thou never saw'st good manners; if thou never saw'st good manners, then thy manners must be wicked; and wickedness is sin, and sin is damnation: Thou art in a parlous state, shepherd. Cor. Not a whit, Touchstone: those, that are good manners at the court, are as ridiculous in the country, as the behaviour of the country is most mockable at the court. You told me, you salute not at the court, but you kiss your hands; that courtesy would be uncleanly, if courtiers were shepherds. Touch. Instance, briefly; come, instance. Cor. Why, we are still handling our ewes; and their fells, you know, are greasy. Touch. Why, do not your courtier's hands sweat? and is not the grease of a mutton as wholesome as the sweat of a man? Shallow, shallow: A better instance, I say; come. Cor. Besides, our hands are hard. come. Cor. And they are often tarr'd over with the surgery of our sheep; and would you have us kiss tar? The courtier's hands are perfumed with civet. Touch. Most shallow man! Thou wormsmeat, in respect of a good piece of flesh: Indeed!-Learn of the wise, and prepend: Civet is of a baser bírth thản tar; the very uncleanly flux of a cat. Mend the instance, shepherd. Cor. You have too courtly a wit for me; I'll rest. Touch. Wilt thou rest damn'd? God help * Inexpressible. thee, shallow man! God make incision in thee! thou art raw.* Cor. Sir, I am a true labourer; I earn that I eat, get that I wear; owe no man hate, envy no man's happiness; glad of other men's good, content with my harm: and the greatest of my pride is, to see my ewes graze, and my lambs suck. Touch. That is another simple sin in you; to bring the ewes and the rams together, and to offer to get your living by the copulation of cattle: to be bawd to a bell-wether; and to betray a she-lamb of a twelvemonth, to a crooked-pated, old cuckoldly ram, out of all reasonable match. If thou be'st not damn'd for this, the devil himself will have no shepherds; I cannot see else how thou shouldst 'scape. Cor. Here comes young master Ganymede, my new mistress' brother. Enter ROSALIND, reading a paper. Ros. From the east to western Ind, But the fair of Rosalind. Touch. I'll rhyme you so, eight years together; dinners, and suppers, and sleeping hours excepted: it is the right butter-woman's rank to market. Ros. Out, fool! Touch. For a taste:-- If a hart do lack a hind, He that sweetest rose will find, Must find love's prick, and Rosalind. This is the very false gallop of verses; Why do you infect yourself with them. Ros. Peace, you dull fool; I found them on a tree. Touch. Truly, the tree yields bad fruit. Ros. I'll graff it with you, and then I shall graff it with a medlar: then it will be the earliest fruit in the country: for you'll be rotten e'er you be half ripe, and that's the right virtue of the medlar. Touch. You have said; but whether wisely or no, let the forest judge. Enter CELIA, reading a paper. Here comes my sister, reading; stand aside. For it is unpeopled? No: *Unexperienced. † Delineated. Some, of violated vows 'Twixt the souls of friend and friend: But upon the fairest boughs, Or at every sentence' end, Teaching all that read, to know Sad Lucretia's modesty. By heavenly synod was devis'd; Of many faces, eyes, and hearts, To have the touches* dearest pris'd. Cel. So you may put a man in your belly. Ros. Is he of God's making? What manner of man? Is his head worth a hat, or his chin worth a beard? Cel. Nay, he hath but a little beard. Ros. Why, God will send more, if the man will be thankful: let me stay the growth of his beard, if thou delay me not the knowledge of his chin. Cel. It is young Orlando; that tripp'd up the wrestler's heels, and your heart, both in an instant. Ros. Nay, but the devil take mocking; speak sad brow, and true maid.* Cel. I'faith, coz, 'tis he. Ros. Orlando? Cel. Orlando. Ros. Alas the day! what shall I do with my doublet and hose?-What did he, when thou saw'st him? What said he? How look'd he? Heaven would that she these gifts should| Wherein went he?+ What makes he here? Did And I to live and die her slave. [have, he ask for me? Where remains he? How partRos. O most gentle Jupiter!-what tedious ed he with thee? and when shalt thou see him homily of love have you wearied your parishion- again? Answer me in one word. ers withal, and never cried, Have patience, good people! Cel. You must borrow me Garagantua's mouth first: 'tis a word too great for any mouth Cel. How now! back friends;-Shepherd, of this age's size; To say, ay, and no, to these go off a little :-Go with him, sirrah. particulars, is more than to answer in a cate Touch. Come, shepherd, let us make an ho-chism. nourable retreat; though not with bag and baggage, yet with scrip and scrippage. [Exeunt CORIN and TOUCHSTONE. Cel. Didst thou hear these verses? Ros. O, yes, I heard them all, and more too; for some of them had in them the more feet than the verses would bear. Cel. That's no matter; the feet might bear the verses. Ros. Ay, but the feet were lame, and could not bear themselves without the verse, and therefore stood lamely in the verse. Cel. But didst thou hear without wondering how thy name should be hanged and carved upon these trees? Ros. I was seven of the nine days out of the wonder, before you came: for look here what I found on a palm-tree: I was never so berhymed since Pythagoras' time, that I was an Irish rat, which I can hardly remember. Cel. Trow you, who hath done this? Cel. And a chain, that you once wore, about his neck: Change you colour? Ros. I pr'ythee, who? Cel. O lord, lord! it is a hard matter for friends to meet; but mountains may be removed with earthquakes, and so encounter. Ros. Nay, but who is it? Cel. Is it possible? Ros. Nay, I pray thee now, with most petitionary vehemence, tell me who it is. Cel. O wonderful, wonderful, and most wonderful wonderful, and yet again wonderful, and after that out of all whooping!† Ros. Good my complexion! dost thou think, though I am caparison'd like a man, I have a doublet and hose in my disposition? One inch of delay more is a South-sea off discovery. I pr'ythee, tell me, who is it? quickly, and speak apace: I would thou couldst stammer, that thou might'st pour this concealed man out of thy mouth, as wine comes out of a narrowmouth'd bottle; either too much at once, or none at all. I pr'ythée take the cork out of thy mouth, that I may drink thy tidings. Out of all measure. * Features. Ros. But doth he know that I am in this forest, and in man's apparel? Looks he as freshly as he did the day he wrestled? Cel. It is as easy to count atomies, as to resolve the propositions of a lover:-but take a taste of my finding him, and relish it with a good observance. I found him under a tree, like a dropp'd acorn. Ros. It may well be called Jove's tree, when it drops forth such fruit. Cel. Give me audience, good madam. Cel. There lay he, stretched along, like a wounded knight. Ros. Though it be pity to see such a sight, it well becomes the ground. Cel. Cry, holla! to thy tongue, I pr'ythee; it curvets very unseasonably. He was furnished like a hunter. Ros. O ominous! he comes to kill my heart. Cel. I would sing my song without a burden; thou bring'st me out of tune. Ros. Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak. Sweet, say on. Enter ORLANDO and JAQUES. Cel. You bring me out :-Soft! comes he not here? Ros. 'Tis he; slink by, and note him. [CELIA and ROSALIND retire. Jaq. I thank you for your company; but, good faith, I had as lief have been myself alone. Orl. And so had I; but yet, for fashion sake, I thank you too for your society. Jaq. God be with you; let's meet as little as |