Alas! Sir, I had no defign, For fpite I ne'er had any; 'Twas the damn'd squire with the hard name; They tempted me t' attack your highness, Unhappy wretch! for now, I ween, And they, alas! yield small relief, And at each lafh I feel the finart To the Rev. DANIEL JACKSON; To be humbly prefented by Mr. SHERIDAN in Perfon, with Respect, Care, and Speed, DEAR DAN, HERE I return my trust, nor afk, One penny for remittance; If I have well perform'd my task, Too long I bore this weighty pack, As Hercules the sky; Now take him you, Dan Atlas, back, Let me be flander-by. Not all the witty things you fpeak Not half the puns you make a week, With me you left him out at nurse, He rhymes and puns, and puns and rhymes, And, when he's lash'd a hundred times, When rods are laid on school-boys bums,, The more they use the whip. Thus, a lean beast beneath a load (A beaft of Irish breed) Will, in a tedious, dirty road, You knock him down and down in vain, And lay him flat before ye, For, foon as he gets up again, A: 'Tis true he roar'd and cry'd ; But his impenetrable fhell Could feel no harm befide. The tortoife thus, with motion flow, Yet, fenfelefs to the hardest blow, Dear Dan, then, why should you, or I, Attack his pericrany? And, fince it is in vain to try, We'll fend him to Delany. POST SCRIPT. Lean Tom, when I faw him, laft week, on his horfe awry, Threaten'd loudly to turn me to stone with his forcery. But, I think, little Dan, that, in fpight of what our foe fays, He will find I read Ovid and his Metamorphofis. For omitting the first (where I make a comparison, So I hope from henceforward you ne'er will ask, can I maul And, if this rebuke might turn to his benefit, (For I pity the man) I should be glad then of it. Alluding to the Prologue, mentioned above, p. 227. ΤΟ TO DR. SHERIDAN, On his "ART OF PUNNING." HAD I ten thousand mouths and tongues, Had I ten thousand pair of lungs, Ten thousand sculls with brains to think, Ten thousand bands and pens to write Oh may thy Work for ever live! From all the feveral ways the Grocer And may Of either living block or dead! Thus, when all dangers they have past, Your leaves, like leaves of brass, fhall last. 5 STELLA STELLA TO DR. SWIFT. On his Birth-day, Nov. 30, 1721. T. Patrick's Dean, your country's pride, ST My early and my only guide, Let me among the rest attend, Your pupil and your humble friend, The day that paid your mother's pains ; In gratitude alone to you. When men began to call me fair, Shew'd where my judgement was mifplac'd; Refin'd my fancy and my taste. Behold that beauty just decay'd, Stella |