The Library of Wit and Humor, Prose and Poetry: Selected from the Literature of All Times and Nations, Том 1Gebbie Publishing Company, Limited, 1894 |
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... that he shall be ringed . The sentence is pronounced - exe- | cution ordered . Listen to his screams ! " Would you not think the knife was in his throat ? And yet they're only boring through his nose ! " Hence , for all future time ...
... that he shall be ringed . The sentence is pronounced - exe- | cution ordered . Listen to his screams ! " Would you not think the knife was in his throat ? And yet they're only boring through his nose ! " Hence , for all future time ...
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... that to you , Mr. Caudle ? Nothing . Oh , no ! you can have fine feel- ings for everybody but those belonging to you . I wish people knew you as I do that's all . You like to be called liberal- and your family pays for it . " All the ...
... that to you , Mr. Caudle ? Nothing . Oh , no ! you can have fine feel- ings for everybody but those belonging to you . I wish people knew you as I do that's all . You like to be called liberal- and your family pays for it . " All the ...
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... that I left the key in the cupboard " THAT'S the third umbrella gone since Christmas . What were you to do ? Why , let him go home in the rain , to be sure . I'm very certain there was nothing about him that could spoil . Take cold ...
... that I left the key in the cupboard " THAT'S the third umbrella gone since Christmas . What were you to do ? Why , let him go home in the rain , to be sure . I'm very certain there was nothing about him that could spoil . Take cold ...
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... that I said I would go - that's nothing to do with it ; nothing at all . She'll think I'm neglecting her , and the lit- Itle money we were to have , we shan't have at all - because we've no umbrella . " Do you hear the rain , Mr. Caudle ...
... that I said I would go - that's nothing to do with it ; nothing at all . She'll think I'm neglecting her , and the lit- Itle money we were to have , we shan't have at all - because we've no umbrella . " Do you hear the rain , Mr. Caudle ...
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... that's how it is . That's how one ex- pense brings on another , and that's how people go to ruin . " Pancakes ? What's the use of your lying muttering there about pancakes ? Don't you always have ' em once a year- every Shrove Tuesday ...
... that's how it is . That's how one ex- pense brings on another , and that's how people go to ruin . " Pancakes ? What's the use of your lying muttering there about pancakes ? Don't you always have ' em once a year- every Shrove Tuesday ...
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Страница 246 - Should I turn upon the true prince? Why, thou knowest I am as valiant as Hercules. But beware instinct. The lion will not touch the true prince. Instinct is a great matter. I was now a coward on instinct.
Страница 248 - Harry, I do not only marvel where thou spendest thy time, but also how thou art accompanied : for though the camomile, the more it is trodden on, the faster it grows, yet youth, the more it is wasted, the sooner it wears.
Страница 240 - I'll sup. Farewell. Poins. Farewell, my lord. {Exit POINS. P. Hen. I know you all, and will a while uphold The unyok'd humour of your idleness : Yet herein will I imitate the sun, Who doth permit the base contagious clouds To smother up his beauty from the world...
Страница 275 - King. I know thee not, old man: Fall to thy prayers ; How ill white hairs become a fool, and jester!
Страница 64 - Then Abner Dean of Angel's raised a point of order — when A chunk of old red sandstone took him in the abdomen, And he smiled a kind of sickly smile, and curled up on the floor, And the subsequent proceedings interested him no more.
Страница 381 - ... till they could all play very near, or altogether as well as myself. This done, say the enemy were forty thousand strong, we twenty would come into the field the tenth of March, or thereabouts; and we would challenge twenty of the enemy; they could not in their honor refuse us; well, we would kill them: challenge twenty more, kill them; twenty more, kill them; twenty more, kill them too...
Страница 86 - There warn't no stoves (tell comfort died) To bake ye to a puddin*. The wa'nut logs shot sparkles out Towards the pootiest, bless her, An' leetle flames danced all about The chiny on the dresser Agin the chimbley crook-necks hung, An" in amongst 'em rusted The ole queen's-arm thet gran'ther Young Fetched back from Concord busted.
Страница 217 - The Angels all were singing out of tune, And hoarse with having little else to do, Excepting to wind up the sun and moon, Or curb a runaway young star or two, Or wild colt of a comet, which too soon Broke out of bounds o'er the ethereal blue, Splitting some planet with its playful tail, As boats are sometimes by a wanton whale.
Страница 259 - Dolphin chamber, at the round table, by a sea-coal fire, upon Wednesday in Whitsun week, when the prince broke thy head for liking his father to a singing-man of Windsor ; thou didst swear to me then, as I was washing thy wound, to marry me, and make me my lady thy wife.
Страница 381 - March, or thereabouts, and we would challenge twenty of the enemy. They could not in their honour refuse us. Well, we would kill them ; challenge twenty more, kill them ; twenty more, kill them ; twenty more, kill them too ; and thus would we kill every man his twenty a day — that's twenty score; twenty score, that's two hundred; two hundred a day, five days a thousand; forty thousand; forty times five, five times forty, two hundred days kills them all up by computation. And this will I venture...