Who calls me villain? breaks my pate across? Tweaks me by the nose? gives me the lie i' the throat, Why, I should take it for it cannot be, What an ass am I ay, sure, this is most brave; Fye upon 't! foh! About, my brains! I have heard, For murther, though it have no tongue, will speak SCENE I.-A Room in the Castle. ACT III. Enter KING, QUEEN, POLONIUS, OPHELIA, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUILDENSTERN. King. And can you, by no drift of circumstance, Get from him, why he puts on this confusion; Grating so harshly all his days of quiet With turbulent and dangerous lunacy? Ros. He does confess he feels himself distracted; But from what cause he will by no means speak. Guil. Nor do we find him forward to be sounded; But, with a crafty madness, keeps aloof, When we would bring him on to some confession Queen. Did he receive you well? Ros. Most like a gentleman. Guil. But with much forcing of his disposition. Ros. Niggard of question; but, of our demands, Most free in his reply. Queen. To any pastime? Did you assay him Ros. Madam, it so fell out, that certain players Pol. King. With all my heart; and it doth much content me To hear him so inclin'd. Good gentlemen, give him a further edge, Her father, and myself (lawful espials), Will so bestow ourselves, that, seeing, unseen, Queen. How smart a lash that speech doth give my conscience! Pol. I hear him [Aside coming; let 's withdraw, my lord. [Exeunt KING and POLONIUS. Enter HAMLET. Ham. To be, or not to be, that is the question: Whether 't is nobler in the mind, to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them?-To die,-to sleep,No more; and, by a sleep, to say we end The heart-ach, and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to,-'t is a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die,-to sleep ;To sleep! perchance to dream;-ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause: there's the respect, That makes calamity of so long life: For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay, The insolence of office, and the spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin ?" who would these fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life; But that the dread of something after death, b a Bodkin-a small sword. Cæsar is spoken of, by old writers as slain by bodkins. Grunt. So the originals. The players, in their squeamish ness, always give us groan; and, if they had not the terror of the blank verse before them, they would certainly inflict per spire upon us. The undiscover'd country, from whose bourn Oph. I pray you, now receive them. Ham. No, no. I never gave you aught. Oph. My honour'd lord, I know right well you did; Ham. Ha, ha! are you honest? Ham. Are you fair? Oph. What means your lordship? Ham. That if you be honest, and fair, your honesty should admit no discourse to your beauty. Oph. Could beauty, my lord, have better commerce than with honesty? Ham. Ay, truly; for the power of beauty will sooner transform honesty from what it is to a bawd, than the force of honesty can translate beauty into his likeness : this was some time a paradox, but now the time gives it proof. I did love you once. Oph. Indeed, my lord, you made me believe so. Ham. You should not have believed me: for virtue cannot so inoculate our old stock, but we shall relish of it: I lov'd you not. Oph. I was the more deceived Ham. Get thee to a nunnery: Why wouldst thou be a breeder of sinners? I am myself indifferent honest; but yet I could accuse me of such things, that it were better my mother had not borne me: I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious; with more offences at my beck, than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in: What should such fellows as I do crawling between heaven and earth! We are arrant knaves, all; believe none of us: Go thy ways to a nunnery. Where's your father? Oph. At home, my lord. Ham. Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the fool no way but in 's own house. Farewell. Oph. O, help him, you sweet heavens! Ham. If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry: Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a nunnery, go; farewell: Or, if thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them. To a nunnery, go; and quickly too. Farewell. Oph. O heavenly powers, restore him! Ham. I have heard of your paintings too, well enough, God hath given you one face, and you make yourselves another; you jig, you amble, and you lisp, and nickname God's creatures, and make your wantonness your ignorance: Go to, I 'Il no more on 't; it hath made me mad. I say, we will have no more marriages: those that are married already, all but one, shall live; the rest ball keep as they are. To a nunnery, go. [Exit HAM. Oph. O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown! To have seen what I have seen, see what I see! King. Love! his affections do not that way tend O'er which his melancholy sits on brood; I have, in quick determination, Thus set it down: He shall with speed to England, This something-settled matter in his heart; The origin and commencement of this grief King. SCENE II.-A Hall in the same. Enter HAMLET, and certain Players. Ham. Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to you, trippingly on the tongue: but if you mouth it, as many of your players do, I had as lief the towncrier had spoke my lines. Nor do not saw the air too much-your hand thus: but use all gently: for in the very torrent, tempest, and (as I may say) the whirlwind of passion, you must acquire and beget a temperance, that may give it smoothness. O, it offends me to the soul, to see a robustious periwig-pated fellow tear a pas sion to tatters, to very rags, to split the ears of the groundlings; who, for the most part, are capable of nothing but inexplicable dumb shows and noise: I could have such a fellow whipped for o'er-doing Termagant; it out-herods Herod pray you, avoid it. 1 Play. I warrant your honour. : Ham Be not too tame neither, but let your own discretion be your tutor: suit the action to the word, the word to the action; with this special observance, that you o'er-step not the modesty of nature; for anything so overdone is from the purpose of playing, whose end, both at the first, and now, was, and is, to hold, as 't were, the mirror up to nature; to show virtue her own feature, scorn her own image, and the very age and body of the time, his form and pressure. Now this, overdone, or come tardy off, though it make the unskilful laugh, cannot but make the judicious grieve; the censure of the which one, must, in your allowance, o'er-weigh a whole theatre of others. O, there be players, that I have seen play, and heard others praise, and that highly, not to speak it profanely, that, neither having the accent of christians, nor the gait of christian, pagan, nor man, have so strutted, and bellowed, that I have thought some of nature's journeymen had made men, and not made them well, they imitated humanity so abominably. 1 Play. I hope, we have reformed that indifferenty a with us, sir. Ham. O, reform it altogether. And let those that play your clowns, speak no more than is set down for them for there be of them, that will themselves laugh, to set on some quantity of barren spectators to laugh too; though, in the mean time, some necessary question of the play be then to be considered: that 's villainous; and shows a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it. Go, make you ready. [Exeunt Players. Enter POLONIUS, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUILDENStern. Both. We will, my lord. [Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN. Ham. What, ho; Horatio? Enter HORATIO. Hor. Here, sweet lord, at your service. As e'er my conversation cop'd withal. Nay, do not think I flatter: To feed and clothe thee? Why should the poor be flatter`d? As Vulcan s stithe. Give him heedful note: Hor. Well, my lord: If he steal aught, the whilst this play is playing, Ham. They are coming to the play; I must be idle : Get you a place. Enter KING, QUEEN, POLONIUS, OPHELIA, ROSENCRANTZ, GUILDENSTERN, and other Lords attendant, with his Guard, carrying torches. Danish March. Sound a flourish. King. How fares our cousin Hamlet? Indifferently--tolerably well. Ham. Excellent, i' faith; of the cameleon's dish: 1 eat the air, promise-crammed: You cannot feed capons So. King. I have nothing with this answer, Hamlet: these words are not mine. Ham. No, nor mine. Now, my lord, you played once in the university, you say? [TC POLONICS Pol. That I did, my lord; and was accounted a good actor. Ham. And what did you enact? Pol. I did enact Julius Cæsar: I was killed i' the Capitol: Brutus killed me. Ham. It was a brute part of him, to kill so capital a there.-Be the players ready? calf Ros. Ay, my lord; they stay upon your patience. Queen. Come hither, my good Hamlet, sit by me. Ham. No, good mother, here's metal more attractive. Pol. O ho! do you mark that? [To the KING. Ham. Lady, shall I lie in your lap? Ham. O God! your only jig-maker. What should a man do, but be merry? for, look you, how cheerfully my mother looks, and my father died within these two hours. Oph. Nay, 't is twice two months, my lord. Ham. So long? Nay, then let the devil wear black, for I'll have a suit of sables. O heavens! die two months ago, and not forgotten yet? Then there's hope a great man's memory may outlive his life half a year: But, by'r-lady, he must build churches then: or else shall he suffer not thinking on, with the hobby-horse: whose epitaph is, For, O, for, O, the hobby-horse is forgot. Hautboys play. The dumb show enters. Enter a King and a Queen, very lovingly; the Queen enbracing him. She kneels, and makes shoto of protestation unto him. "He takes her up, and declines his head upon her neck; leys him down upon a bank of flowers; she, seeing him asleep, lestes him. Anum comes in a fellow, takes off his crown, kisses it, and pours poison in the King's ears, and erit. The Queen returns; finds the King dead, and makes passionate action. The por with some two or three mutes, comes in again, seeming to lamest with her. The dead body is carried away. The poisoner s the Queen with gifts; she seems loath and unwilling awhile, but, in the end, accepts his love. [Exeunt. Oph. What means this, my lord? Ham. Marry, this is miching mallecho; it means mischief. Oph. Belike, this show imports the argument of the play. Enter Prologue. Ham. We shall know by this fellow: the players cannot keep counsel; they'll tell all. Oph. Will he tell us what this show meant? Ham. Ay, or any show that you'll show him: Be not you ashamed to show, he 'll not shame to tell you what it means. Oph. You are naught, you are naught; I'll mark the play. Miching mal'echo. To mich is to fileh ;-mallecha, is mistced from the Spanish P. King. Full thirty times hath Phoebus' cart gone round Neptune's salt wash, and Tellus' orbed ground; And thirty dozen moons with borrow'd sheen, About the world have times twelve thirties been; Since love our hearts, and Hymen did our hands, Unite commutual in most sacred bands. P. Queen. So many journies may the sun and moon Make us again count o'er, ere love be done! But, woe is me, you are so sick of late, So far from cheer, and from your former state, For women's fear and love holds quantity; In neither aught, or in extremity. Now, what my love is, proof hath made you know; And as my love is siz'd, my fear is so. Where love is great, the littlest doubts are fear; Where little fears grow great, great love grows there. P. King. Faith, I must leave thee, love, and shortly too; My operant powers my functions leave to do: And thou shalt live in this fair world behind, Honour'd, belov'd; and haply, one as kind P. Queen. O, confound the rest! Such love must needs he treason in my breast: In second husband let me be accurst! Noue wed the second but who kill'd the first. Ham. Wormwood, wormwood. P. Queen. The instances that second marriage move, Are base respects of thrift, but none of love; A second time I kill my husband dead, When second husband kisses me in bed. P. King. I do believe, you think what now you speak; But, what we do determine oft we break. Purpose is but the slave to memory; Of violent birth, but poor validity: Which now, like fruit unripe, sticks on the tree; But fall unshaken, when they mellow be. Most necessary 'tis, that we forget Το pay ourselves what to ourselves is debt: What to ourselves in passion we propose, The passion ending, doth the purpose lose. The violence of either grief or joy Their own enactures with themselves destroy: This world is not for aye; nor 't is not strange, That even our loves should with our fortunes change; For who not needs shall never lack a friend; And who in want a hollow friend doth try, But, orderly to end where I begun,— That our devices still are overthrown; Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own; So think thou wilt no second husband wed; But die thy thoughts, when thy first lord is dead. P. Queen. Nor earth to give me food, nor heaven light! Sport and repose lock from me, day, and night! To desperation turn my trust and hope! An anchor's cheer in prison be my scope! Each opposite, that blanks the face of joy, Meet what I would have well, and it destroy! Both here and hence, pursue me, lasting strife, If, once a widow, ever I be wife! Ham. If she should break it now, [TO OPH. P.King. 'Tis deeply sworn. Sweet, leave me here a while; My spirits grow dull, and fain I would beguile The tedious day with sleep. [Sleeps. P. Queen. And never come mischance between us twain! Sleep rock thy brain, [Exit. Ham. Madam, how like you this play? Queen. The lady protests too much, methinks. • Instances-solicitatious, inducements. Ham. O, but she 'll keep her word. King. Have you heard the argument? Is there no offence in 't? Ham. No, no, they do but jest, poison in jest; no offence i' the world. King. What do you call the play? Ham. The mouse-trap. Marry, how? Tropically." This play is the image of a murther done in Vienna: Gonzago is the duke's name; his wife, Baptista: you shall see anon; 't is a knavish piece of work: But what of that? your majesty, and we that have free souls, it touches us not: Let the galled jade wince, our withers are unwrung. Enter LUCIANUS. This is one Lucianus, nephew to the king. if I could see the puppets dallying.b Oph. You are keen, my lord, you are keen. Ham. It would cost you a groaning, to take off my edge. Oph. Still better, and worse. Ham. So you must take husbands.-Begin, murtherer; leave thy damnable faces, and begin. Come; -The croaking raven Doth bellow for revenge. Hor. Half a share. For thou dost know, O Damon dear, Of Jove himself; and now reigns here Hor. You might have rhymed. Ham. O good Horatio, I'll take the ghost's word for a thousand pound. Didst perceive? Hor. Very well, my lord. Ham. Upon the talk of the poisoning,— Hor. I did very well note him. Ham. Ah, ha!-Come, some music; come, the re Enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN. Come, some music. my lowest note to the top of my compass: and there is much music, excellent voice, in this little organ; yet cannot you make it. Why, do you think that I am Guil. Good my lord, vouchsafe me a word with you. easier to be played on than a pipe? Call me what in Ham. Sir, a whole history. Guil. The king, sir, Ham. Ay, sir, what of him? Guil. Is, in his retirement, marvellous distempered. Ham. With drink, sir? Guil. No, my lord, rather with choler. Ham. Your wisdom should show itself more richer, to signify this to his doctor; for, for me to put him to his purgation, would, perhaps, plunge him tuto far more choler. Guil. Good my lord, put your discourse into some frame, and start not so wildly from my affair. Ham. I am tame, sir, pronounce. Guil. The queen, your mother, in most great affliction of spirit, hath sent me to you. Ham. You are welcome. Guil. Nay, good my lord, this courtesy is not of the right breed. If it shall please you to make me a wholesome answer, I will do your mother's commandment: if not, your pardon, and my return, shall be the end of my business. mother's admiration? Ros. She desires to speak with you in her closet, ere you go to bed. Ham. We shall obey, were she ten times our mother. Have you any further trade with us? Ros. My lord, you once did love me. Ham. So I do still, by these pickers and stealers. Ros. Good my lord, what is your cause of distemper? you do freely bar the door of your own liberty, if you deny your griefs to your friend. Ham. Sir, I lack advancement. Ros. How can that be, when you have the voice of the king himself for your succession in Denmark? Ham. Ay, but "While the grass grows,"-the proverb is something musty. Enter one with a recorder. O, the recorder: let me see. To withdraw with you: -Why do you go about to recover the wind of me, as if you would drive me into a toil? Guil. O, my lord, if my duty be too bold, my love is too unmannerly. Ham. I do not well understand that. Will you play upon this pipe? Guil. My lord, I cannot. Ham. I pray you. Guil. Believe me, I cannot. Ham. I do beseech you. Guil. I know no touch of it, my lord. Ham. "T is as easy as lying: govern these ventages with your fingers and thumb, give it breath with your mouth, and it will discourse most excellent music. Look you, these are the stops. Guil. But these cannot I command to any utterance of harmony; I have not the skill. Ham. Why, look you now, how unworthy a thing you make of me. You would play upon me; you would seem to know my stops; you would pluck out the heart of my mystery; you would sound me from strument you will, though you can fret me, you cannot play upon me. Enter POLONIUS. God bless you, sir! Pol. My lord, the queen would speak with you, and presently. Ham. Do you see that cloud, that's almost in shape like a camel? Pol. By the mass, and 't is like a camel, indeed. Ham. Or, like a whale? Pol. Very like a whale. Ham. Then will I come to my mother by and by.They fool me to the top of my bent.-I will come by and by. Pol. I will say so. I will speak daggers to her, but use none. never, my soul, consent! [Ezit SCENE III-A Room in the same. Enter KING, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUILDENSTERN, Guil. Ros. The single and peculiar life is bound, Ros., Guil We will haste us. [Ex. Ros. & GUIL Enter POLONIUS. Pol. My lord, he 's going to his mother's closet: Behind the arras I'll convey myself, a Shent-rebuked; or probably here, hurt. To give them seals-to give my words seals; to make sayings deeds. |