And canst in conscience not refuse, From thy own doctrine, to raise use: 445 All leaks of sinning will be stopp'd. 450 Quoth Ralpho, You mistake the matter: For in all scruples of this nature, No man includes himself, nor turns The point upon his own concerns. 455 By his own doctrine, of his sins: And though all cry down self, none means His own-self in a lit'ral sense; 460 Beside, it is not only foppish, For one man, out of his own skin, To firk and whip another's sin; As pedants out of school boy's breeches 465 Do claw and curry their own itches. But in this case it is profane, And sinful too, because in vain; For we must take our oaths upon it, You did the deed, when I have done it. Quoth Hudibras, That's answer'd soon: Give us the whip, we'll lay it on. Quoth Ralpho, That we may swear true, 'Twere proper that I whipped you: 470 For when with your consent 'tis done, 475 The act is really your own. Quoth Hudibras, It is in vain, I see, to argue 'gainst the grain; Or, like the stars, incline men to What they're averse themselves to do; 480 For when disputes are weary'd out, 'Tis int'rest still resolves the doubt; But since no reason can confute ye, 485 As e'er we part we shall evince it ; I' th' public work, base as thou art? 490 To higgle thus, for a few blows, To gain thy knight an op❜lent spouse; Whose wealth his bowels yearn to purchase, Merely for th' interest of the churches? And when he has it in his claws, 495 Will not be hide-bound to the cause? Nor shalt thou find him a curmudgin, If thou dispatch it without grudging. That you and I must pull a crow. 500 Y' had best, quoth Ralpho, as the ancients Say wisely, Have a care o' th' main chance, For as you sow, y' are like to reap: And were y' as good as George a Green, 505 I shall make bold to turn again ; Nor am I doubtful of the issue In a just quarrel, and mine is so. Is't fitting for a man of honour To whip the saints like Bishop Bonner? 510 A knight t'usurp the beadle's office, For which y' are like to raise brave trophies: But I advise you not for fear, But for your own sake, to forbear; And for the churches, which may chance And raise among themselves new scruples, 515 We still have worsted all your holy tricks ; 520 And took your grandees down a peg; And after left it in the lurch, A scaffold to build up our own, 525 And when w' had done with 't, pull'd it down; And snapt their canons with a why-not. Their directory an Indian pagod ; 530 And drown'd their discipline like a kitten, 535 On which th' had been so long a fitting; Decry'd it as a holy cheat Grown out of date and obsolete, And all the saints of the first grass, As casting foals of Bala'm's ass. 540 At this the knight grew high in chafe, And staring furiously on Ralph, He trembled, and look'd pale with ire, Like ashes first, then red as fire. 545 And for so many moons laid by 't? They were not safe when I was there; Now to be baffled by a scoundrel, An upstart sect'ry, and a mongrel: Such as breed out of peccant humours 555 Of our own church, like wens and tumours, |