And prove myself by topic clear, No gelding, as you would infer. Loss of virility 's averr'd To be the cause of loss of beard, 710 That does (like embryo in the womb). Abortive on the chin become. This first a woman did invent, In envy of man's ornament, Semiramis of Babylon, 715 Who first of all cut men o' the stone, Have but two legs, and ne'er a tail. Quoth she, That nothing will avail; For some philosophers of late here 725 Write, men have four legs by nature, Erroneously upon but two; As 'twas in Germany made good B' a boy that lost himself in a wood, 730 And growing down t' a man, was wont With wolves upon all four to hunt. As for your reasons drawn from tails, Till you explain yourself, and show, 735 B' experiment, 'tis so or no. Quoth he, If you'll join issue on 't, I'll give you satisfact'ry account; To one that wants a tail, by me; For tails by nature sure were meant, As well as beards, for ornament; And though the vulgar count them homely, 745 750 Which makes him have so strong a breath, 755 Each night he stinks a queen to death; Yet I shall rather lie in 's arms Than your's, on any other terms. Quoth he, What nature can afford, But since y' have yet denied to give 760 765 My heart, your prisoner, a reprieve, But made it sink down to my heel, And for the sufferings of your martyr, Quoth she, I grieve to see your leg And if I knew which way to do 't, (Your honor safe,) I'd let you out. That dames by jail-delivery Of errant knight have been set free, 770 775 When by inchantment they have been, Is that which knights are bound to do By order, oath, and honor too; For what are they renown'd and famous else, But aiding of distressed demoiselles? 780 For 'tis a service must be done ye, With solemn previous ceremony: The charms of those who here do lie: 800 For as the ancients heretofore To Honor's temple had no door, But that which through Virtue's lay; Whipping, that's Virtue's governess, That mends the gross-mistakes of Nature, And puts new life into dull matter; That lays foundation for renown, 805 810 815 They're to their ancient seats convey'd. 825 |