With saucer-eyes, and horns and some Have heard the devil beat a drum: When Hudibras the Lady heard, 135 140 And speak with such respect and honor, Both of the beard, and the beard's owner; Nor is it worn by fiend or elf, But its proprietor himself. O heav'ns! quoth she, can that be true; I do begin to fear 't is you; Not by your individual whiskers, In notions vulgarly exprest. 155 Have any title to his own beard, Tho' yours be sorely lugg'd and torn, It does your visage more adorn, 170 Than if 't were prun'd, and starch'd, and lander'd, And cut square by the Russian standard. A torn beard 's like a tatter'd ensign, That 's bravest which there are most rents in. That petticoat about your shoulders, Does not so well become a soldier's ; And I'm afraid they are worse handled ; 175 And those unseemly bruises make My heart for company to ake, To see so worshipful a friend I' th' pillory set, at the wrong end. Quoth Hudibras, This thing call'd pain Is (as the learned Stoics maintain) Not bad simpliciter, not good; As other gross phenomenas, 180 185 In which it oft mistakes the case. 190 But since th' immortal intellect (That's free from error and defect, To gross material bangs or blows; It follows, we can ne'er be sure 195 Others, tho' wounded sore in reason, Felt no contusion, nor discretion. A Saxon duke did grow so fat, That mice, as histories relate, Ate grots and labyrinths to dwell in His postic parts, without his feeling : Then how is 't possible a kick Should e'er reach that way to the quick? 205 210 Some have been beaten till they know Some kick'd, until they can feel whether And yet have met, after long running, 225 With some whom they have taught that cunning, |