Festina lente, not too fast; For haste, the proverb says, makes waste. Are false, and built upon mistake ; And I shall bring you with your pack. And put your arguments in mood And figure to be understood. I'll force you by right ratiocination To leave you vitilitigation, And make you keep to the question close, The question then, to state it first, Thou say'st th' are really all one. 1270 If so, not worst; for if th' are idem, For if they are the same, by course 1275 More than a maggot and I am. For though they do agree in kind, Specific difference we find 1280. And can no more make bears of these, Than prove my horse is Socrates. That synods are bear-gardens too, Thou do'st affirm; but I say, no; And thus I prove it in a word; 1285 Whats'ever assembly's not impower'd To censure, curse, absolve, and ordain, Can be no synod; but bear-garden Has no such pow'r; ergo, 'tis none: And so thy sophistry's o'erthrown. But yet we are beside the question, But 1290 1295 1300 Or that a ragged, shagged fur A bear's a savage beast, of all But all thy light can ne'er evict, 1305 That ever synod-man was lick'd, For bears and dogs, and bear-wards too; Such as in nature never met In eodem subjecto yet. Thy other arguments are all Supposures hypothetical, That do but beg, and we may choose Either to grant them, or refuse; 1310 1315 1320 Much thou hast said, which I know when 1325 And where thou stol'st from other men, (Whereby 'tis plain thy light and gifts Are all but plagiary shifts;) And is the same that ranter said, Who, arguing with me, broke my head, 1330 And tore a handful of my beard; The self-same cavils then I heard, When b'ing in hot dispute about This controversy, we fell out; And what thou know'st I answer'd then, 1335 Will serve to answer thee again. Quoth Ralpho, Nothing but th' abuse Of human learning you produce; Learning, that cobweb of the brain, Profane, erroneous, and vain ; A trade of knowledge, as replete 1 1340 Makes light inactive, dull and troubled, Like little David in Saul's doublet; A cheat that scholars put upon Other men's reason and their own; 1845 A sort of error, to ensconce Absurdity and ignorance, That renders all the avenues To truth, impervious and abstruse, 1350 For nothing goes for sense or light, 1355 That will not with old rules jump right: Deriv'd from truth, but truth from rules. This Pagan, heathenish invention So when men argue, the greatest part O' th' contest falls on terms of art, Until the fustian stuff be spent, 1360 1365 And then they fall to the argument. Quoth Hudibras, Friend Ralph, thou hast Outrun the constable at last: For thou art fallen on a new Dispute, as senseless as untrue, 1370 |