My talk to thee must be, how Benedick Enter BEATRICE, on one Side. [Aside.] Now begin; For look where Beatrice, like a lapwing, runs Urs. [Aside.] Fear you not my part of the dia- Hero. No, truly, Ursula, she is too disdainful; Urs. But are you sure, That Benedick loves Beatrice so entirely? Hero. So says the prince, and my new-trothed lord. They did intreat me to acquaint her of it: But I persuaded them, if they lov❜d Benedick, And never to let Beatrice know of it. Urs. Why did you so? Doth not the gentleman Deserve as full, as fortunate a bed, As ever Beatrice shall couch upon? Hero. O, god of love! I know, he doth deserve All matter else seems weak: she cannot love, Urs. Sure, I think so; And therefore, certainly, it were not good Hero. Why, you speak truth: I never yet saw man, If speaking, why, a vane blown with all winds; Urs. Sure, sure, such carping is not commendable. Hero. But who dare tell her so? If I should speak, She'd mock me into air; O, she would laugh me Out of myself, press me to death with wit. Therefore let Benedick, like cover'd fire, Consume away in sighs, waste inwardly: It were a better death than die with mocks.Urs. Yet tell her of it; hear what she will say. Hero. No; rather I will go to Benedick, And counsel him to fight against his passion: And, truly, I'll devise some honest slanders To stain my cousin with: one doth not know, How much an ill word may impoison liking. Urs. Oh, do not do your cousin such a wrong; She cannot be so much without true judgment, Having so sweet and excellent a wit, As she is priz'd to have, as to refuse Hero. Indeed, he hath an excellent good name: Hero. Why, every day;-to-morrow. Urs. She's lim'd, I warrant you; we have caught her, madam. Hero. If it proves so, then loving goes by haps: Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps. [Exeunt HERO and URSULA. BEATRICE advances. Beatr. What fire is in mine ears? Can this be true? [Exit. Pedro. I do but stay till your marriage be consummate, and then go I toward Arragon. Claud. I'll bring you thither, my lord, if you'll vouchsafe me. . Pedro. Nay, I will only be bold with Benedick. for his company; for, from the crown of his head to the sole of his foot, he is all mirth; he hath twice or thrice cut Cupid's bow-string, and the little hangman dare not shoot at him: he hath a heart as sound as a bell, and his tongue is the clapper; for what his heart thinks, his tongue speaks. Bened. Gallants, I ́am not as I have been. Pedro. Hang him, truant! there's no true drop of blood in him, to be truly touch'd with love: if he be sad, he wants money. 'Bened. I have the tooth-ache. Pedro. Draw it. Bened. Hang it! Pedro. What? sigh for the tooth-ache? Leon. Where is but a humour, or a worm? Bened. Well, every one can master a grief, but he that has it. Claud. Yet say I, he is in love. If he be not in love with some woman, there is no believing of old signs he brushes his hat o' mornings: what should that bode? Pedro. Nay, he rubs himself with civet: can you smell him out by that? Claud. That's as much as to say, the sweet youth's in love. Pedro. The greatest note of it is his melancholy. Claud. Nay, but his jesting spirit, which is now crept into a lutestring. Pedro. Indeed, that tells a heavy tale for him: conclude, conclude he is in love. Claud. Nay, but I know who loves him. Pedro. That would I know too; I warrant, one that knows him not. Claud. Yes, and his ill conditions; and, in despite of all, dies for him. Pedro. She shall be buried with her face upwards. Bened. Yet this is no charm for the tooth-ache.Old signior, walk aside with me; I have studied eight or nine wise words to speak to you, which these hobby-horses must not hear. [Exeunt BENEDICK and LEONATO. ! Pedro. For my life, to break with him about Beatrice. Claud. "Tis even so: Hero and Margaret have, by this time, played their parts with Beatrice; and then the two bears will not bite one another, when they meet. Enter DON JOHN. John. My lord and brother, Heaven saye you! John. If your leisure served, I would speak with you. Pedro. In private ? John. If it please you ;-yet Count Claudio may hear; for what I would speak of, concerns him. Pedro. What's the matter? John. Means your lordship to be married to-mor row? Pedro. You know, he does. John. I know not that, when he knows what I know. Claud. If there be any impediment, I pray you, discover it. John. You may think, I love you not; let that appear hereafter, and aim better at me by that I now will manifest for my brother, I think, he holds you well; and, in dearness of heart, hath holp to effect your ensuing marriage: surely, suit ill spent, and labour ill bestowed! Pedro. Why, what's the matter? John. I came hither to tell you, and, circumstances shortened, for she hath too long been a talking of, the lady is disloyal. Claud. Who? Hero! John. Even she; Leonato's Hero, your Hero, every man's Hero. Claud. Disloyal! John. The word is too good to paint out her wick |