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Through perils both of wind and limb,
Through thick and thin the follow'd him
In every adventure h' undertook,
And never him or it forfook:
At breach of wall, or hedge surprise,
She thar'd i' th' hazard and the prize;
At beating quarters up, or forage,
Behav'd herself with matchlefs courage,
And laid about in fight more bufily
Than th' Amazonian Dame Penthefile.
And though fome critics here cry thame,
And fay our authors are to blame,
That (ipite of all philofophers,
Who hold no females ftout but bears,
And heretofore did fo abhor

That women fhould pretend to war,
They would not fuffer the ftout'ft dame
To fwear by Hercules's name)
Make feeble ladies, in their works,
To fight like termagants and Turks;
To lay their native arms afide,
Their modeity, and ride aftride;
To run a-tilt as men, and wield
Their naked tools in open field;

As ftout Armida, bold Thaleftris,

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Germen Princess; a perfon notorious at the time this First Part of Hudibras was published. She was tranfported to Jamaica 1671; but retursing from transportation too foon, fhe was hanged at Tyburn Jan. 22. 1672-3.

Ver 382.] This and three following lines not in the two first editions of 1663.

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Ver. 435.] Mechanics of all forts were then Preachers, and fome of them much followed and admired by the mob. "I am to tell thee, Chrif "tin Reader," (fays Dr. Featley, preface to his Dipper dipp'd, wrote 1645, and published 1647, p. 4.) This new year of new changes, never

heard of in former ages, namely, of stables "turned into temples, and I will beg leave to add, "temples turned into stables (as was that of St. "Paul's, and many more), ftalls into quires, "thopboards into communion-tables, tubs into "pulpits, aprons into linen ephods, and mecha

nies of the lowest rank into priests of the hight "places.-I wonder that our door-posts and walls

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fweat not, upon which fuch notes as thefe have, "been lately affixed; on such a day, fuch a brew"er's clerk exercifeth; fuch a tailor expoundeth; "fuch a waterman teacheth.-If cooks, instead "of mincing their meat, fall upon dividing of the "Word;, if tailors leap up from the fhopboard "into the pulpit, and patch up fermons out of "ftolen fhreds; if not only of the loweft of the "people, as in Jeroboam's time, priests are con"fecrated to the Moft High God-Do we marvel

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to fee fuch confufion in the Church as there is!" They are humouroufly girded in a tract entitled, The Reformado, precifely character'd, by a modern Church-warden, p. 11. "Here are felt-makers

Ver. 409. Cerdon.] A one-eved cobler, like his" (fays he) who can roundly deal with the blockbrother Colonel Hewfon. The Poet obferves, that his chief talent lay in preaching. Is it not then indecent, and beyond the rules of decorum, to introduce him into fuch rough company No; it is probable he had but newly fet up the trade of a Teacher; and we may conclude that the Poet did not think that he had fo much fanctity as to debar him the pleasure of his beloved diverfion of Bearbaiting. 1

"heads and neutral dimicafters of the world; "coblers who can give good rules for upright "walking, and handle Scripture to a bristle; "coachmen who know how to lafh the beastly "enormities, and curb the headstrong infolences "of this brutish age, ftoutly exhorting us to stand up for the truth, left the wheel of deftruction roundly overrun us. We have weavers that

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He us'd to lay about and stickle,

Like ram or bull at Conventicle:

For difputants, like rams and bulls,

Do fight with arms that fpring from fculls. Laft Colon came, bold man of war, Deftin'd to blows by fatal ftar;

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Right expert in command of horse,
But cruel, and without remorse.
That which of Centaur long ago
Was faid, and has been wrefted to
Some other knights, was true of this,
He and his horfe were of a piece;
One fpirit did inform them both,
The felf-fame vigour, fury, wroth:
Yet he was much the rougher part,
And always had a harder heart,
Although his horfe had been of those
That fed on man's flesh, as fame goes:
Strange food for horfe! and yet, alas!
It may be true, for flesh is grafs.
Sturdy he was, and no lefs able
Than Hercules to clean a stable;
As great a drover, and as great
A critic too, in hog or neat.

He ripp'd the womb up of his mother,
Dame Tellus, 'caufe fhe wanted fother,
And provender, wherewith to f.ed
Himfelf and his lefs cruel fteed.

It was a question whether he

Or 's horfe were of a family

More worshipful; till antiquaries

(After they 'ad almost por'd out their eyes) Did very learnedly decide

The business on the horse's fide,

And prov'd not only horfe, but cows,
Nay pigs, were of the elder house:
For beafts, when man was but a piece
Of earth himself, did th' earth poffefs.
Thefe worthies were the chief that led
The combatants, each in the head
Of his command, with arms and rage
Ready, and longing to engage.
The numerous rabble was drawn out
Of feveral counties round about,
From villages remote, and fhires
Of east and western hemispheres.
From foreign parishes and regions,
Of different manners, fpcech, religions,
Came men and maftiffs: fome to fight
For fame and honour, fome for fight.

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And now the field of death, the lifts,
Were enter'd by antagonists,

And blood was ready to be broach'd,
When Hudibras in haite approach'd,
With Squire and weapons to attack them;
Bat first thus from his horfe befpake them.
What rage, O Citizens! what fury
Doth you to thefe dire actions hurry?
What cftrum, what phrenetic mode
Makes you this lavish of your blood,
While the proud Vies your trophies boaft,
And unreveng'd walks Waller's ghoft
What towns, what garrifons, might you,
With hazard of this blood, fubdue,
Which now y' are bent to throw away
In vain untriumphable fray?

Shall faints in civil bloodshed wallow
Of faints, and let the Caufe lie fallow?

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The Caufe, for which we fought and fwore 505
So boldly, fhall we now give o'er?
Then becaufe quarrels ftill are feen
With oaths and fwearings to begin,
The Solemn League and Covenant

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And we that took it, and have fought,
As lewd as drunkards that fall out:
For as we make war for the King
Against himself, the felf-fame thing,

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For God and for Religion too;
For if Bear-beating we allow,

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What good can Reformation do?

The blood and treasure that 's laid out

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"can fweetly inform us of the shuttle-swiftnefs "of the times, and practically tread out the vi"ciffitude of all fublunary things till the web of "our life be cut off: and here are mechanics, of "my profeffion, who can feparate the pieces of "falvation from those of damnation, measure "out every man's portion, and cut it out by a "thread, fubftantially preffing the points, till "till they have fashionably filled up their work "with a well-bottomed conclufion."

Ver. 441. Colon.] Ned Perry, an hoftler.
VOL. II.

Ver. 503. 504.] Mr. Walker obferves, "That "all the cheating, covetous, ambitious perfons of "the land, were united together under the title "of the Godly, the Saints, and fhared the fat of "the land between them ;" and he calls them the Saints who were canonized no where but in the Devil's Calendar.

Ver. 513, 514.] The Prefbyterians, in all their wars against the King, maintained still, That they fought for him; for they pretended to diftin guifh his political perfon from his natural one; his political perfon, they faid, muft be, and was, with the Parliament, though his natural perfon was at war with them.

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And make all eries about the Town
Join throats to cry the Bishops down?
Who having round begirt the palace
(As once a month they do the gallows)
As members gave the fign about,

Set up their throats with hideous shout.
When tinkers bawl'd aloud to fettle
Church-Difcipline, for patching kettle;
No fow-gelder did blow his horn
To geld a cat, but cry'd Reform;
The oyster-women lock'd their fish up,
And trudg'd away, to cry No Bishop;
The moufe-trap-men laid fave-alls by,
And 'gainst Evil Counsellors did cry;
Botchers left old cloaths in the lurch,

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Like th' Hebrew calf, and down before it
530 The Saints fell proftrate, to adore it:
So fay the Wicked-and will you
Make that farcafmous fcandal true,
By running after Dogs and Fears,
Beasts more unclean than calves or steers! 38
535 Have powerful Preachers ply'd their tongues,
And laid themselves out and their lungs;
Us'd all means, both direct and fin'fter,
I' th' power of Gospel-preaching Min'ster?
Have they invented tones to win

540 The women, and make them draw in
The men, as Indians with a female
Tame elephant inveigle the male?
Have they told Prov'dence what it must do,
Whom to avoid, and whom to truft to?

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And fell to turn and patch the Church;

Some cry'd the Covenant, instead

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For this taken up all forts of ware,
And run int' every tradefman's book,
Till both turn'd bankrupts, and are broke?
Did Saints, for this, bring in their plate,
And crowd as if they came too late?
For when they thought the Caufe had need on't,
Happy was he that cou'd be rid on't.
Did they coin pifs-pots, bowls, and flaggons, 565
Int' officers of horse and dragoons?
And into pikes and mufqueteers
Stamp beakers, cups, and porringers?
A thimble, bodkin, and a spoon,
Did ftart up living men, as foon
As in the furnace they were thrown,
Juft like the dragon's teeth being fown.
Then was the Caufe of gold and plate,
The Brethrens' offerings, confecrate,

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Ver. 586.] It was a common practice to inform God of the tranfactions of the times. "Oh, my "good Lord God (fays Mr. G. Swathe, Prayers, 66 p. 12.) I hear the King hath fet up his standard "at York against the Parliament and city of Lon"don. Look thou upon them, take their caufe "into thine own hand; appear thou in the caufe "of thy Saints, the caufe in hand-It is thy caufe, "Lord. We know that the King is mified, ce

luded, and deceived by his Popifh, Arminian, " and temporizing, rebellious malignant faction "and party, &c""They would (fays Dr. "Echard) in their prayers and fermons tell God, "that they would be willing to be at any charge "or trouble for him, and to do, as it were, any "kindness for the Lord; the Lord might now "trust them, and rely upon them, they thould "not fail him: they should not be unmindful of "his bufinefs; his work fhould not stand still, "nor his defigus be neglected. They muft needs "fay, that they had formerly received fome fa

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vours from God, and have been, as it were, "beholden to the Almighty; but they did not "much question but they should find fome op"portunity of making fome amends for the many "good things, and (as I may fo fay) civilities "which they had received from him. Indeed, as "for thofe that are weak in the Faith, and are "yet but babes in Chrift, it isfit that they fhould "keep fome distance from God, should kneel "before him, and stand (as I may fay) cap in "hand to the Almighty: but for thofe that are "ftrong in all Gifts, and grown up in all Grace, "and are come to a fulness and ripeness in the "Lord Jefus, it is comely enough to take a great "chair, and fit at the end of the table, and, with "their cock'd hats on their heads, to fay, God, "we thought it hot amifs to call upon thee this " evening, and let thee know how affairs ftand; "we have been very watchful fince we were laft "with thee; and they are in a very hopeful con"dition; we hope that thou wilt not forget us; "for we are very thoughtful of thy concerns: "we do fomewhat long to hear from thee; and if "thou pleafeft to give us fuch a thing (y)

Difcover'd the Enemy's design,

And which way beft to countermine ? Prefcrib'd what ways it hath to work, Or it will ne'er advance the Kirk?, Told it the news o' th' lait exprefs, And after good or bad fuccefs Made prayers, not so like petitions As overtures and propofitions (Such as the Army did prefent To their Creator, the Parl'ament); In which they freely will confefs, They will not, cannot acquiefce, Unless the work be carry'd on In the fame way they have begun, By fetting Church and Common-weal All on a flame, bright as their zeal, On which the Saints were all agog, And all this for a Bear and Dog? The Parlament drew up petitions To'tfelf, and fent them like commiffions, To well-affected perfons, down In every city and great town, With power to levy horfe and men, Only to bring them back agen? For this did many, many a mile, Ride manfully in rank and file, With papers in their hats, that thow'd As if they to the pillory ode? Have all thefe couries, thefe efforts, Been try'd by people of all forts,

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Ver. 602.] Alluding, probably, to their fancy expoftulations with God from the pulpit. Mr. Vines, in St. Clement's Church, near Templebar, ufed the following words: "O Lord, thou

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haft never given us a victory this long while, "for all our frequent fafting: what doft theu mean, O Lord, to fling into a ditch, and there to leave us?" And one Robinfon, in his Prayer at Southampton, Aug 26, 1642, expreffed himfelf in the following manner: O God, O God, 66 many are the hands that are lift up against us: "but there is one God, it is thou thy felf, O Fa"ther, who does us more mifchief than they all." They fecmed to encourage this faucinefs in their public fermons. "Gather upon God (fays Mr. R. Harris, Faft Sermon before the Commons) and hold him to it as Jacob did; prefs "him with his precepts, with his promifes, with "his hand, with his feal, with his oath, till we "do down, as fome Greek Fathers boldly fpeak: that is, if I may fpeak it reverently "enough, put the Lord out of countenance; put him, as you would fay, to the bluth, unless we "be mafters of our requests."

To fight to the last drop of blood.
Thefe flanders will be thrown upon
The Cause and Work we carry on,
If we permit men to run headlong
T' exorbitances fit for Bedlam,
Rather than Gospel-walking times,
When flightest fins are greatest crimes.
But we the matter fo fhall handle,
As to remove that odious fcandal:
In name of King and Parl'ament,
1 charge you all, no more foment
This feud, but keep the peace between
Your brethren and your countrymen,
And to thofe places ftraight repair
Where your refpective dwellings are.
But to that purpose firft furrender
The Fiddler, as the prime offender,

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ed and made for the extirpation of the Proteftant Ver. 651.] The Holy League in France, defignreligion, was the original out of which the Soference only of circumftances) moft faithfully lemn League and Covenant here was (with diftranfcribed. Nor did the fuccefs of both differ deftruction of vast numbers of people of all forts, more than the intent and purpofe; for, after the both ended with the murder of two kings, whom they had both fworn to defend. And as our Covenanters (wore every man to run before another in the way of Reformation, fo didt he French, in the Holy League, to fight to the last drop of blood. 3 [D] 2

Th' incendiary vile, that is chief
Author and engineer of mifchief;
That makes divifion between friends,
For profane and malignant ends.
He and that engine of vile noife,
On which illegally he plays,

Shall (dictum factum) both be brought
To condign pun'fhment, as they ought.
This must be done, and I would fain fee
Mortal fo sturdy as to gainfay;
For then I'll take another course,
And foon reduce you all by force.
This faid, he clapt his hand on iword,
To fhew he meant to keep his word.

But Talgol, who had long fuppreft
Infiamed wrath in glowing breast,
Which now began to rage and burn as
Implacably as flame in furnace,

Thus anfwer'd him: Thou vermin wretched,
As e'er in meafied pork was hatched;
Thou tail of Worship, that doft grow
On rump of justice as of cow;
How dar it thou with that fullen luggage
O' th'felf, old ir'n, and other baggage,
With which thy fteed of bones and leather
Has broke his wind in halting hither;
How durft th', I fay, adventure thus
T'oppofe thy lumber against us?

Could thine impertinence find out

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Where thou, fecure from wooden blow
Thy bufy vanity might show?
Was no difpute a-foot between
The caterwauling Brethren?

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Thofe out-o'-their wits, and thofe i' th' wrong!
No prize between thofe combatants

O' th' times, the land and water faints,

Where thou might'ft ftickle, without hazard

To us to be thus troublesome,

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Of outrage to thy hide and mazzard,

And not, for want of bufinefs come

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To interrupt our better fort

Of difputants, and spoil our fport?
Was there no felony, no bawd,
Cutpurfe, or burglary abroad?

No itolen pig, nor plunder'd goofe,
To tie thee up from breaking loose?
No ale unlicens'd, broken hedge,

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690 For which thou ftatute might'ft alledge,
To keep thee bufy from foul evil,
And thame due to thee from the Devil?
Did no Committee fit, where he
Might cut out journey-work for thee.
And fet th' a task, with fubornation,
To ftitch up fale and fequeftration,
To cheat, with holiness and zeal,
All parties and the common-weal?
Much better had it been for thee
He 'ad kept thee where th' art us'd to be,
Or fent th' on business any whither,
So he had never brought thee hither:
But if th' haft brain enough in fcull
To keep itfelf in lodging whole,
And not provoke the rage of ftones,
And cudgels to thy hide and bones,
Tremble, and vanish while thou may'st,

Ver. 673-676..] The threatening punishment
to the Fiddle, was much like the threats of the
pragmatical troopers to punifh Ralph Dobbin's
waggon, Plain Dealer, vol. I. "I was driving
66 (fays he) into a town upon the 19th of May,
"where my waggon was to dine; there came up
"in a great rage feven or eight of the troopers
"that were quartered t ere, and asked "What
"I bufhed out my horses for ?" I told them, "To
"drive flies away. But they faid, "I was a Ja-Which I'll not promife if thou stay'st,
"cobite rafcal; that my horfes were guilty of
high treafon, and my waggon cught to be
"hanged."I anfwer," It was already drawn,

and within a yard or two of being quartered; "but as to being banged, it was a compliment we "had no occafion for, and therefore defired them

to take it back again, and keep it in their own hands, til they had an opportunity to make use "of it."-I had no fooner fpoke thefe words, "but they fell upon me like thunder, ftript my cattle in a twinkling, and beat me black and blue with my own oak-branches."

Ver. 683, 684] It may be afked, Why Talgol was the first in aufwering the Knight, when it feems more imcumbent upon the Bearward to make a defence? Probably Talgol might then be a Cavalier; for the character the Poet has given him doth not infer the contrary; and his anfwer carries ftrong indications to juftify the conjecture.

Ver. 604. Is lam'd, and tir'd in balting bitber. Thus it stands in the two first editions of 1663.

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At this the Knight grew high in wroth,
And lifting hands and eyes up both,
Three times he fmote on ftomach ftout,
From whence, at length, thefe words broke out:
Was I for this entitled Sir,

And girt with trufty fword and spur,

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Ver. 732.] To keep within its lodging. Edit. 1674, 1684, 1689, 1694, 1700, Reftored to the prefent reading 1704.

Ver. 741.] Hudibras fhewed lefs patience upon this than Don Quixote did upon a like occafion, where he calmly diftinguishes betwixt an affront and an injury. The Knight is irritated at the fatirical anfwer of Talgol, and vents his rage ina manner exactly fuited to his character; and when his paffion was worked up to a height too great to be expreffed in words, he immediately falls into action; but, alas! at his firft entrance inta it, he meets with an unlucky difappointment; an omen that the fuccefs would be as indifferent as the cause in which he was engaged.

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