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to persuade him to marry a young lady, l judge more favourably of my reputation. whose virtue, he thinks, will last no longer It makes him pass upon some for a man of than till she is a wife, and then she cannot very good sense, and me upon others for a but fall to his share as he is an irresistible very civil person.' fine gentleman. The falsehood to Mrs. This whole celebrated piece is a perfect Loveit, and the barbarity of triumphing contradiction to good manners, good sense, over her anguish for losing him, is another and common honesty; and as there is noinstance of his honesty, as well as his good thing in it but what is built upon the ruin nature. As to his fine language; he calls of virtue and innocence, according to the the orange-woman, who, it seems, is in- notion of merit in this comedy, I take the clined to grow fat, “An overgrown jade, shoemaker to be in reality the fine gentlewith a flasket of guts before her;' and sa- man of the play: for it seems he is an atheist, lutes her with a pretty phrase of “How if we may depend upon his character as now, Double Tripe?' Upon the mention of given by the orange-woman, who is herself a country gentlewoman, whom he knows no- far from being the lowest in the play. She thing of (no one can imagine why).' he will says, of a fine man who is Dorimant's comlay his life she is some awkward ill-fashioned panion, “There is not such another heathen country toad, who not having above four in the town except the shoemaker.' His dozen of hairs on her head, has adorned pretension to be the hero of the drama apher baldness with a large white fruz, that pears still more in his own description of she may look sparkishly in the fore-front of his way of living with his lady. There is,' the king's box at an old play.' Unnatural says he, 'never a man in town lives more mixture of senseless common-place! like a gentleman with his wife than I do; I
As to the generosity of his temper, he never mind her motions; she never inquires tells his poor footman, “If he did not wait into mine. We speak to one another civilly, better,' he would turn him away, in the hate one another heartily; and because it is insolent phrase of, “I'll uncase you.' vulgar to lie and soak together, we have
Now for Mrs. Harriot. She laughs at each of us our several settle-bed.' That of obedience to an absent mother, whose ten- soaking together is as good as if Dorimant derness Busy describes to be very exquisite, had spoken it himself; and I think, since for that she is so pleased with finding he puts human nature in as ugly a form as Harriot again that she cannot chide her for the circumstance will bear, and is a staunch being out of the way.' This witty daughter unbeliever, he is very much wronged in and fine lady has so little respect for this having no part of the good fortune bestowed good woman, that she ridicules her air in in the last act. taking leave, and cries, “In what struggle To speak plain of this whole work, I is my poor mother yonder! See, see, her think nothing but being lost to a sense of head tottering, her eyes staring, and her innocence and virtue, can make any one under-lip trembling.' 'But all this is atoned see this comedy, without observing more for, because she has more wit than is usual frequent occasion to move sorrow and inin her sex, and as much malice, though she dignation, than mirth and laughter. At is as wild as you could wish her, and has the same time I allow it to be nature, but it' a demureness in her looks that makes it is nature in its utmost corruption and deso surprising.' Then to recommend her
R. as a fit spouse for his hero, the poet makes her speak her sense of marriage very ingenuously: 'I think,' says she, “I might be brought to endure him, and that is all a No. 66.] Wednesday, May 16, 1711. reasonable woman should expect in a hus
Motus doceri gaudet Ionicos band.' It is methinks unnatural, that we Matura virgo, et fingitur artibus are not made to understand, how she that
De tenero meditatur ungui. was bred under a silly pious old mother, that would never trust her out of her sight,
Behold a ripe and melting maid came to be so polite.
Bound 'prentice to the wanton trade : It cannot be denied, but that the negli Ionian artists, at a mighty price, gence of every thing which engages the at
Instruct her in the mysteries of vice,
What nets to spread, where subtle baits to lay; tention of the sober and valuable part of And with an early hand they form the temper'd clay. mankind, appears very well drawn in this
Roscommon, piece. But it is denied, that it is necessary to the character of a fine gentleman, that ject of very great importance, though ex
The two following letters are upon a subthen he should in that manner trample upon all order and decency. As for the character
air of gravity.
any of Dorimant, it is more of a coxcomb than
"To the Spectator. that of Fopling. He says of one of his “Sir, I take the freedom of asking your companions, that a good correspondence advice in behalf of a young country kinsbetween them is their mutual interest woman of mine who is lately come to town, Speaking of that friend, he declares, their and under my care for her education. She being much together, ‘makes the women is very pretty, but you cannot imagine how think the better of his understanding, and I unformed a creature it is She comes to
Jam nunc, et incestos amores
Hor. Lib. 3. Od. vi. 21,
my hands just as nature left her, half finish- years is out of fashion and neglected. The ed, and without any acquired improvements. boy I shall consider upon some other occaWhen I look on her I often think of the sion, and at present stick to the girl: and I Belle Sauvage mentioned in one of your pa- am the more inclined to this, because I have pers. Dear Mr. Spectator, help me to several letters which complain to me, that make her comprehend the visible graces my female readers have not understood me of speech, and the dumb eloquence of mo- for some days last past, and take themtion; for she is at present a perfect stranger selves to be unconcerned in the present to both. She knows no way to express her- turn of my writing. When a girl is safely self but by her tongue, and that always to brought from her nurse, before she is capasignify her meaning: Her eyes serve her ble of forming one single notion of any thing yet only to see with, and she is utterly a in life, she is delivered to the hands of her foreigner to the language of looks and dancing-master, and with a collar round glances. In this I fancy you could help her neck, the pretty wild thing is taught a her better than any body. I have bestowed fantastical gravity of behaviour, and forced two months in teaching her to sigh when to a particular way of holding her head, she is not concerned, and to smile when she heaving her breast, and moving with her is not pleased, and am ashamed to own she whole body; and all this under pain of never makes little or no improvement. Then she having a husband, if she steps, looks, or is no more able now to walk, than she was moves awry. This gives a young lady wonto go at a year old. By walking, you will derful workings of imagination, what is to easily know I mean that regular but easy pass between her and this husband, that motion which gives our persons so irresisti- she is every moment told of, and for whom ble a grace as if we moved to music, and is she seems to be educated. Thus her fancy a kind of disengaged figure: or, if I may so is engaged to turn all her endeavours to the speak, recitative dancing. But the want of ornament of her person, as what must dethis I cannot blame in her, for I find she termine her good and ill in this life; and has no ear, and means nothing by walking she naturally thinks, if she is tall enough, but to change her place. I could pardon she is wise enough for any thing for which too her blushing, if she knew how to carry her education makes her think she is deherself in it, and it did not manifestly injure signed. To make her an agreeable person her complexion.
is the main purpose of her parents; to that • They tell me you are a person who have is all their cost, to that all their care diseen the world, and are a judge of fine breed- rected; and from this general folly of paing; which makes me ambitious of some in- rents we owe our present numerous race of structions from you for her improvement; coquettes,
These reflections puzzle me, which when you have favoured me with, I when I think of giving my advice on the shall further advise with you about the dis- subject of managing the wild thing menposal of this fair forester in marriage; for I tioned in the letter of my correspondent. will make it no secret to you, that her per- But sure there is a middle way to be folson and education are to be her fortune. I lowed; the management of a young lady's am, sir, your very humble servant, person is not to be overlooked, but the eru
‘CELIMENE.' dition of her mind is much more to be re'Sir,-Being employed by Celimene to will see the mind follow the appetites of the
garded. According as this is managed, you make up and send to you her letter, I body, or the body express the virtues of the make bold to recommend the case therein mind. mentioned to your consideration, because
Cleomira dances with all the elegance of she and I happen to differ a little in our no, motion imaginable: but her eyes are so tions. I who am a rough man, am afraid chastised with the simplicity and innocence the young girl is in a fair way to be spoiled: of her thoughts, that she rises in her betherefore, pray, Mr. Spectator, let us have holders admiration and good-will, but no your opinion of this fine thing called fine loose hope or wild imagination. The true breeding; for I am afraid it differs too much art in this case is, to make the mind and from that plain thing called good breeding. body improve together; and, if possible, to • Your most humble servant.'
make gesture follow thought, and not let The general mistake among us in the thought be employed upon gesture, educating our children is, that in our daughters we take care of their persons, and neglect their minds; in our sons we are so in- No. 67.] Thursday, May 17, 1711. tent upon adorning their minds, that we 'wholly neglect their bodies. It is from this Saltare elegantius quam necesse est probo. that you shall see a young lady celebrated and admired in all the assemblies about Lucian, in one of his dialogues, introtown, when her elder brother is afraid to duces a philosopher chiding his friend for come into a room. From this ill manage- his being a lover of dancing, and a frement it arises, that we frequently observe quenter of balls. The other undertakes a man’s life is half spent, before he is taken the defence of his favourite diversion, which, notice of; and a woman in the prime of her he says, was at first invented by the god
Too fine a dancer for a virtuous woman,
dess Rhea, and preserved the life of Jupiter. Among the rest, I observed one, which himself, from the cruelty of his father Sa- I think they call “Hunt the Squirrel,” in turn. He proceeds to show, that it had which while the woman flies the man purbeen approved by the greatest men in all / sues her; but as soon as she turns, he runs ages; that Homer calls Merion a fine dan- | away, and she is obliged to follow. cer; and says, that the graceful mien and *The moral of this dance does, I think, great agility which he had acquired by that very aptly recommend modesty and discreexercise, distinguished him above the rest tion to the female sex. in the armies both of Greeks and Trojans. • But as the best institutions are liable to
He adds, that Pyrrhus gained more re- corruptions, so, sir, I must acquaint you, putation by inventing the dance which is that very great abuses are crept into this called after his name, than by all his other entertainment. I was amazed to see my actions: that the Lacedemonians, who were girl handed by, and handing, young fellows the bravest people in Greece, gave great with so much familiarity; and I could not encouragement to this diversion, and made have thought it had been in the child. They their Hormus (a dance much resembling very often made use of a most impudent the French Brawl) famous over all Asia: and lascivious step, called “Setting," which that there were still extant some Thessa- I know not how to describe to you, but by lian statues erected to the honour of their telling you that it is the very reverse of best dancers; and that he wondered how his "back to back." At last an impudent brother philosopher could declare himself young dog bid the fiddlers play a dance against the opinions of those two persons, called “Moll Pately,” and after having whom he professed so much to admire, made two or three capers, ran to his partHomer and Hesiod; the latter of which ner, locked his arm in hers, and whisked compares valour and dancing together, and her round cleverly above ground in such a says, that “the gods have bestowed forti- manner, that I, who sat upon one of the tudle on some men, and on others a disposi- lowest benches, saw further above her shoe tion for dancing.'
than I can think fit to acquaint you with. Lastly, he puts him in mind that So- I could no longer endure these enormities: crates, (who, in the judgment of Apollo, wherefore, just as my girl was going to be was the wisest of men) was not only a pro- made a whirligig, I ran in, seized on the fessed admirer of this exercise in others, but child, and carried her home. learned it himself when he was an old man. “Sir, I am not yet old enough to be a fool.
The morose philosopher is so much af- I suppose this diversion might at first be fected by these and some other authorities, invented to keep a good understanding bethat he becomes a convert to his friend, and tween young men and women, and so far desires he would take him with him when I am not against it; but I shall never allow he went to his next ball.
of these things. I know not what you will I love to shelter myself under the exam- say to this case at present, but ain sure, ples of great men; and, I think, I have had you been with me, you would have sufficiently showed that it is not below the seen matter of great speculation. dignity of these my speculations to take no
• I am yours,
&c.' tice of the following letter, which, I suppose, is sent me by some substantial trades I must confess I am afraid that my corman about 'Change.
respondent had too much reason to be a
little out of humour at the treatment of his Sir,--I am a man in vears, and by an daughter, but I conclude that he would honest industry in the world have acquired have been much more so, had he seen one enough to give my children a liberal edu- of those kissing dances, in which, Will Hocation, though I was an utter stranger to neycomb assures me, they are obliged to it myself. My eldest daughter, a girl of dwell almost a minute on the fair one's lips, sixteen, has for some time been under the or they will be too quick for the music, and tuition of Monsieur Rigadoon, a dancing- dance quite out of time. master in the city; and I was prevailed I am not able, however, to give my final upon by her and her mother to go last night sentence against this diversion; and am of to one of his balls. I must own to you, sir, Mr. Cowley's opinion, that so much of that having never been to any such place dancing, at least, as belongs to the behabefore, I was very much pleased and sur- viour and a handsome carriage of the body, prised with that part of his entertainment is extremely useful, if not absolutely neceswhich he called French dancing. There sary. were several young men and women, whose We generally form such ideas of people limbs seemed to have no other motion but at first sight, as we are hardly ever perpurely what the music gave them. After suaded to lay aside afterwards: for this reathis part was over, they began a diver- son, a man would wish to have nothing dission which they call country dancing, and agreeable or uncomely in his approaches, wherein there were also some things not dis- and to be able to enter a room with a good agreeable, and divers emblematical figures, grace. composed, as I guess, by wise men, for the I might add, that a moderate knowledge instruction of youth.
in the little rules of good-breeding, gives a
Nos duo turba sumus-
man some assurance, and makes him easy | No. 68.] Friday, May 18, 1711. in all companies. For want of this, I have
Ovid, Met, i. 353. seen a professor of a liberal science at a loss to salute a lady; and a most excellent mathematician not able to determine ONE would think that the larger the whether he should stand or sit while my company is in which we are engaged, the lord drank to him.
greater variety of thoughts and subjects It is the proper business of a dancing- would be started in discourse; but instead master to regulate these matters; though I of this, we find that conversation is never take it to be a just observation, that unless so much straitened and confined as in nuyou add something of your own to what merous assemblies. When a multitude meet these fine gentlemen teach you, and which together on any subject of discourse, their they are wholly ignorant of themselves, you debates are taken up chiefly with formis will much sooner get the character of an and general positions; nay, if we come into affected fop, than of a well-bred man.
a more contracted assembly of men and As for country dancing, it must indeed women, the talk generally runs upon the be confessed that the great familiarities be- weather, fashions, news, and the like pubtween the two sexes on this occasion may lic topics. In proportion as conversation sometimes produce very dangerous conse- gets into clubs and knots of friends, it dequences; and I have often thought that few scends into particulars, and grows more ladies' hearts are so obdurate as not to be free and communicative; but the most open, melted by the charms of music, the force instructive, and unreserved discourse, is that of motion, and a handsome young fellow which passes between two persons who are who is continually playing before their familiar and intimate friends. On these oceyes, and convincing them that he has the casions a man gives a loose to every passion perfect use of all his limbs.
and every thought that is uppermost, disBut as this kind of dance is the particular covers his most retired opinions of persons invention of our own country, and as every and things, tries the beauty and strength of one is more or less a proficient in it, I would his sentiments, and exposes his whole scul not discountenance it: but rather suppose
to the examination of his friend. it may be practised innocently by others,
Tully was the first who observed, that as well as myself, who am often partner to friendship improves happiness and abates my landlady's eldest daughter.
misery, by, the doubling of our joy, and di
viding of our grief; a thought in which he POSTSCRIPT.
hath been followed by all the essayers upon Having heard a good character of the col, Sir Francis Bacon has finely describe.'
friendship, that have written since his time. lection of pictures which is to be exposed other advantages, or, as he calls then! to sale on Friday next; and concluding from fruits.of friendship; and, indeed, there is the following letter, that the person who no subject of morality which has been betcollected them is a man of no unelegant ter handled and more exhausted than this. taste, I will be so much his friend as to Among the several fine things which have publish it, provided the reader will only been spoken of it, I shall beg leave to qucte look upon it as filling up the place of an advertisement:
some out of a very ancient author, whose
book would be regarded by our modern • From the Three Chairs, in the Piazzas, wits as one of the most shining tracts of moCovent Garden.
rality that is extant, if it appeared under May 16, 1711. the name of a Confucius, or of any celebrated 'SIR,-As you are a Spectator, I think Grecian philosopher: I mean the little we who make it our business to exhibit any apocryphal treatise, entitled The Wisdom thing to public view, ought to apply our- of the Son of Sirach. How finely has he deselves to you for your approbation. I have scribed the art of making friends, by an travelled Europe to furnish out a show for obliging and affable behaviour! and laid you, and have brought with me what has down that precept which a late excellent been admired in every country through author has delivered as his own, That we which I passed. You have declared in should have many well-wishers, but few many, papers, that your greatest delights friends. 'Sweet language will multiply are those of the eye, which I do not doubt friends; and a fair speaking tongue will inbut shall gratify with as beautiful objects crease kind greetings. Be in peace with as yours ever beheld. If castles, forests, many, nevertheless, have but one counselruins, fine women, and graceful men, can lor of a thousand.'* With what prudence please you, I dare promise you much satis- does he caution us in the choice of our faction, if you will appear at my auction friends! And with what strokes of nature on Friday next. A sight is, I suppose, as (I could almost say of humour) has he degrateful to a Spectator as a treat to another scribed the behaviour of a treacherous and person, and therefore I hope you will par- self interested friend ! 'If thou wouldest don this invitation from, sir,
get a friend, prove him first, and be not Your most obedient humble servant, X. J. GRAHAM.'
Ecclus. vi. 5, 6.
hasty to credit him: for some man is a loseth his credit, and shall never find a friend for his own occasion, and will not friend to his mind. Love thy friend, and abide in the day of thy trouble. And there be faithful unto him; but if thou bewrayeth is a friend who being turned to enmity and his secrets, follow no more after him; for as strife, will discover thy reproach.' Again, a man hath destroyed his enemy, so hast • Some friend is a companion at the table, thou lost the love of thy friend; as one that and will not continue in the day of thy af- letteth a bird go out of his hand, so hast fliction: but in thy prosperity he will be as thou let thy friend go, and shall not get him thyself, and will be bold over thy servants. again: follow after him no more, for he is If thou be brought low he will be against too far off; he is as a roe escaped out of the thee, and hide himself from thy face."* snare. As for a wound it may be bound up, What can be more strong and pointed than and after reviling there may be a reconthe following verse? Separate thyself ciliation; but he that bewrayeth secrets, is from thine enemies, and take heed of thy without hope.'ll friends.' In the next words he particular Among the several qualifications of a izes one of those fruits of friendship
which good friend, this wise man has very justly is described at length by the two famous singled out constancy and faithfulness as authors above-mentioned, and falls into a the principal: to these, others have added general eulogium of friendship, which is virtue, knowledge, discretion, equality in very just as well as very sublime. 'A faith- age and fortune, and as Cicero calls it, Moful friend is a strong defence; and he that rum comitas, a pleasantness temper.' hath found such a one hath found a trea- If I were to give my opinion upon such an
Nothing doth countervail a faithful exhausted subject, I should join to these friend, and his excellency is invaluable. A other qualifications, a certain equability or faithful friend is the medicine of life; and evenness of behaviour. A man often conthey that fear the Lord shall find him. tracts a friendship with one whom perhaps Whoso feareth the Lord shall direct his he does not find out till after a year's confriendship aright; for as he is, so shall his versation; when on a sudden some latent neighbour (that is, his friend) be also.'t I ill-humour breaks out upon him, which he do not remember to have met with any never discovered or suspected at his first saying that has pleased me more than that entering into an intimacy with him. There of a friend's being the medicine of life, to are several persons who in some certain express the efficacy of friendship in heal- periods of their lives are inexpressibly ing the pains and anguish which naturally agreeable, and in others as odious and decleave to our existence in this world; and testable. Martial has given us a very am wonderfully pleased with the turn in pretty picture of one of this species in the the last sentence, that a virtuous man shall following epigram: as a blessing meet with a friend who is as
Difficilis, facilis, jucundus, acerbus es idem, virtuous as himself. There is another saying Nec tecum possum vivere, nec sine le.-Epig. xii. 47. in the same author, which would have been In all thy humours, whether grave or mellow, very much admired in a heathen writer: Thou'rt such a touchy, testy, pleasant fellow; • Forsake not an old friend, for the new is
Hast so much wit, and mirth, and spleen about thee,
There is no living with thee, nor without thee. not comparable to him: a new friend is as new wine; when it is old thou shalt drink
It is very unlucky for a man to be entanit with pleasure.'I With what strength of gled in a friendship with one, who, by these allusion, and force of thought has he de changes and vicissitudes of humour, is somescribed the breaches and violations of times amiable, and sometimes cdious; and friendship?- Whoso casteth a stone at as most men are at sometimes in an admithe birds frayeth them away; and he that rable frame and disposition of mind, it should upbraideth his
friend, breaketh friendship. I be one of the greatest tasks of wisdom to Though thou drawest a sword at a friend, keep ourselves well when we are so, and yet despair not, for there may be a return- never to go out of that which is the agreeing to favour. If thou hast opened thy
able part of our character.
C. mouth against thy friend, fear not, for there may be a reconciliation ; except for upbraiding, or pride, or disclosing of secrets, No. 69.] Saturday, May 19, 1711. or a treacherous wound ; for, for these
Hic segetes, illic veniunt felicius uve; things every friend will depart.’s We may Arborei fætus alibi, atque injussa virescunt observe in this and several other precepts Gramina. Nonne vides, croceos ut Tmolus odores, in this author, those little familiar instances
India mittit ebur, molles sua thura Sabæi ? and illustrations which are so much ad
At Chalybes nudi ferrum, virosaque Pontus
Castorea, Eliadum palmas Epirus equarum ? mired in the moral writings of Horace and Continuo has leges, æternaque foedera certis Epictetus. There are very beautiful in Imposuit natura locis
Virg. Georg. i. 54. stances of this nature in the following pas
This ground with Bacchus, that with Ceres suits; sages, which are likewise written upon the
The other loads the trees with happy fruits;
A fourth with grass, unbidden, decks the ground; same subject: “Whoso discovereth secrets Thus Tmolus is with yellow saffron crown'd:
India black ebon and white iv'ry bears;
And soft Idume weeps her od'rous tears: • F.cclus. vi. 7, et seqq.
Ibid. vi. 15-18. is 10. Ibid. xxii. 20, 21, 22
| Ecclus xxvii. 16. et seqq.