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Street-goers and strangers in Paris, in the ab- | and reclining upon a huge shield, which is borne sence of newer things, look curiously at these im-up by six Frank warriors. These in their turn provised houses, grouped about the grand entrance to the Bois de Boulogne.

stand upon the bastions of an ancient Gallic fortress, from whose base four rivers run, marking the The old, Middle Age town of the Jacquerie has limits of the old Frank domain. Roman prisonlatterly called attention again; and every night a ers in red tunics, goaded by stalwart warriors, go watchman holds his place upon the top of the tow-before and after the car of the conqueror Clodion;

er to look after the safety of the city. It is a revival of its old use once more; but with the added | appliances of modern art, for now the tower watchman can communicate in an instant, by electric telegraph, with the most distant barrack of the metropolis.

and Frankish women with implements of husbandry, and Frankish husbandmen driving their cattle, follow in the company toward such new home as the conqueror may win.

After this comes the car of Luxembourg, consecrated to St. Hubert, patron of the country. There are Amazons, there are pikemen, there are pages in green, who make his escort. There are splendid trophies of the chase, magnificent stag-hounds held in leash, branching antlers, and the winding of a hunter's horn.

armor, and escort belonging to his day.

Yet another ornament for the city, and another Napoleonic monument, is proposed by the Senator Dupin. He urges that the action of Louis Napoleon in conducting the nation gloriously and honorably through the late war, and in giving the French name a prestige of dignity which it has never had Godefroy de Bouillon is on this car of Luxem before, is deserving of some monumental commem-bourg, revived with all the appointments of dress, oration. He therefore proposes a new bronze column of Trajan, to be erected at the intersection of the Boulevard de Sebastopol with the broad avenue leading from the Pantheon to the garden of the Luxembourg; three sides of its base to commemorate, by bas-relief sculpture, recent victories of the French in Algeria and the East; and the fourth side, looking toward the Palace Garden, inscribed "To Napoleon the Third." The spiral of the column is to show a processional array of French glories, and a bronze statue of the Emperor is to crown the summit. Such is the project of the faithful Senate; its execution or abandonment will depend upon the French master.

Or all civic displays Belgium has just now given the crowning wonder. The twenty-fifth anniversary of the coronation of King Leopold has been celebrated by fêtes in almost every city of his little kingdom; but the three festal days on which the anniversary was honored in Brussels were the capital days of the show. One feature of the programme is too noticeable to be passed over without special mention; we refer to the moving representation of the great historic epochs belonging to Belgium or to Flanders.

By leave of our readers we will glance at thiswhisking away for the hour's outlook to the royal square of Brussels. The King's palace, the palace of Orange, and the palace of the Belgian deputies, all look down upon this square, upon which opens the Royal Park, whose grand central avenue brings to mind the Garden of the Tuileries.

The city of Hainault comes next, with magnificence of other sort. Her car, looming fifty feet above the pavement, represents a Byzantine citadel, with all its turrets, its drawbridges, its bastions; and seated upon one of these, in imperial purple, is Baldwin, the Flemish Emperor of the East, the successor of Constantine. His throne gleams with jewels and gold. His faithful crusading warriors are around him. Men in armor, with vizors down, attend the car, and eight magnificent horses, caparisoned as were those of Baldwin at Constantinople, drag it before the balcony of the King. Arrived here, a cohort of sixty minstrels, in the dress of Troubadour times, advance within ear-shot of the royal circle, and, kneeling, chant a Middle Age ditty of love and war. these rise and pass on; and Emperor Baldwin, on his throne, passes around an angle of the palace, giving place to those heroic Flemish commoners and fierce artisans who defended their liberties against France. We see the brave Jacques Van Artevelde, with his son Philip, and a score of gallant companions, and we hear them shouting "Flandre au Lion !" in the ears of the King.

Then

After these comes the magnificent cavalcade of Philip the Good, Duke of Burgundy. First, eighty cavaliers in Burgundian colors, with pennants waving; then fifty yeomen with their staves, followed by six trumpeters; after these the knight-heralds and the pages; then the magnificent company of the Knights of the Golden Fleece in gala dressthe cushions of velvet, with the ducal crown and sceptre; last of all, Philip himself, upon a white charger splendidly caparisoned.

A warm sun of later July is shining on the pavement and the palaces. The swords and casques of a battalion of carabineers are gleaming on the The court and times of Charles V. had also its square. Swarms of people, not wearied with two representation, with pretty Belgian women playdays of continuous festivity, are crowding up being Marguerite of Austria and Marguerite of Parhind the soldiery-looking at the palace balconies, ma. Philip of Spain too, made up after old picwhere the royal family and its guests are gather-tures, rode by under the balcony of the King. ing, and where the splendid costumes of general officers and of European diplomacy are mingling with the gay colored plumes and silks of an army of ladies.

Rubens, and Vandyck, and Mansfeld had their appropriate places in the cavalcade; and modern Belgium, with her arts, her agriculture, and her trade, brought up the rear of this moving historic pageant.

As the clock on the Tower of St. Gudule sounds three, there is an opening in the ranks to the east- It had been prepared under the design of the ward of the palace square, and, preceded by mili- first artists of Belgium, and not a costume or a tary music, the first great car of the Historic Cav-sword-hilt but was true to its age and use. Rarely, alcade comes in.

Upon its summit appears Clodion, the head of the old Merovingian dynasty, clad in the armor of his time, girt about with his two-handed sword,

if ever, has there been exhibited such a perfect and gorgeous rendering of national history; such a rendering as would make every Belgian proud of the past and of the present.

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was not to be misunderstood. They took the hint; for on the next Sabbath the window and the cushOW it is October. The "deep and crimson ion were found in excellent repair, much to the

Now it is it the sweet Foct Ppake of is dis surprise of the resident minister.""

closed by the dying leaves. Every where, in a few days, all the woodlands will present a "sea of flowers" of gold, and crimson, and scarlet, and russet-brown. October!

"Solemn, yet beautiful to view,

Month of my heart! thou dawnest here,
With sad and faded leaves to strew
Pale summer's melancholy bier:
The moaning of thy winds I hear,
As the red sunset dies afar,
And bars of purple clouds appear,
Obscuring every western star.

"I look to Nature, and behold

My life's dim emblems rustling round,
In hues of crimson and of gold-

The year's dead honors on the ground:
And sighing with the winds, I feel,
While their low pinions murmur by,
How much their sweeping tones reveal
Of life and human destiny.

"Alas for Time, and Death, and Care!

What gloom about our way they fling!
Like clouds in autumn's gusty air,

The burial pageant of the spring.
The dreams that each successive year
Seemed bathed in hues of brighter pride,
At last like withered leaves appear,

And sleep in darkness side by side."

Yes; but there comes a spring, when all shall be again renewed: when the flowers shall appear again upon the earth; when the time of the singing of the birds shall come, and the voice of the turtle shall be heard in the land. Precious type of the resurrection of this frail, failing, dying body! -type of the immortal life!

THEY tell a good clerical anecdote of an eccentric clergyman in Massachusetts, which may not be without its influence in places where they do not think enough of the Supreme to keep His House of Worship in repair:

"A neighboring minister, with whom he was about to exchange, said to him, knowing, as he did, the peculiar bluntness of his character:

You will find some panes of glass broken in the pulpit window, and possibly you may suffer from the cold. The cushion, too, is in a bad condition; but I beg of you not to say any thing to my people on the subject—they are poor, and can't help it.'

"Oh no! oh no!' was the reply.

"But before the minister left home he filled a bag with rags, and took it with him. When he had been in the pulpit a short time, feeling somewhat incommoded by the too free circulation of air, he deliberately took from the bag a handful or two of rags, and stuffed them into the window. Toward the close of his discourse, which was more or less upon the duties of a people toward their clergymen, he became very animated, and purposely brought down both fists with tremendous force upon the pulpit cushion.

"The feathers flew in all directions. He instantly checked the current of his thoughts, and simply exclaiming, 'Why, how these feathers fly!' proceeded with his sermon.

"His end was accomplished. He had fulfilled his promise of not addressing the society on the subject, but he had taught them a lesson which

"To all whom it may concern.' My dear Sir, there is a world of plain common sense in the following, 'if,' as Hamlet says, 'our wisdom could but find it out:'

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"Madam,' said a husband to his young wife, in a little altercation, which will sometimes spring up in the best of families,' 'when a man and his wife have quarreled, and each considers the other at fault, which of the two ought to be the first to advance toward a reconciliation ?'

"The best-hearted and wisest of the two,' said the wife, putting up her rosy mouth for a kiss, which was given with an unction. She had conquered!"

THERE is affectation of quizzing-glasses, nowadays, by persons who do not require them at all, and who only use them because they make a graceful dangle over a shirt-frill, a cataract of scarf, and a virgin-white waistcoat. Let any summer visitor at Saratoga or Newport say if this be not the fact. We have seen a young "blood," with his eye-glass screwed into his eye, when there were observers to notice it, suddenly forget himself, and take up a newspaper, which he read without the aid of his dangling appendage, although it was the finest print. Nothing more supremely snobbish can be conceived.

There is a story in point told of a Scottish clergyman of some note, who was one day walking through the streets of Edinburgh, dressed in his rough, country clothes, when a young lady, the leader of a group of fashionable belles, surveyed him through her quizzing-glass rather more curiously than he thought consistent with female delicacy. Seeming suddenly to recollect her, he walked up to her briskly, and seizing her by the hand with the familiarity of an old acquaintance, accosted her with:

"My dear Maria, how do you do? How did you leave your worthy father and venerable mother-those poor but honest people? and when did you come to town?"

All this was expressed with the rapidity and energy of an old and familiar friend, and with an air a little savoring of superiority.

The astonished fair one, who had not time to withdraw her hand, said, with not a little alarm, "You are mistaken, Sir?

"What!" he replied, "is it possible, my dear, that you do not know me?"

"Indeed I do not, Sir!"

"Neither do I you," said the parson. "Goodmorning, madam!" and making a ceremonious bow, he walked slowly away.

The young woman was perfectly cured thereafter of quizzing strangers in the street.

MOORE mentions in his diary a very amusing anecdote of John Kemble. He was performing one night at some country theatre, in one of his favorite parts, and being interrupted from time to time by the squalling of a child in one of the galleries, he became not a little angry at the rival performance. Walking with solemn step to the front of the stage, and addressing the audience in his most tragic tone, he said:

"Unless the play is stopped, the child can not possibly go on !"

The loud laugh which followed this ridiculous transposition of his meaning, relaxed even the nerves of the immortal Hamlet, and he was compelled to laugh with his auditors.

APROPOS of Moore's diary; here is another little anecdote which is well worthy of preservation in the Drawer; a good lesson it is, moreover, to those who 'expect to be heard for their much speaking' in the pulpit:

The doctor dropped his "patient's" wrist in disgust.

"Perhaps you think I am a quack, Sir," he said.

"Ah! you have hit it now-you're right for once, any way. You can't tell how I feel, but you can tell what I think. Call yourself one of the Faculty'-you haven't got a faculty!"

And the old hypochondriac bowed his visitor out of the house.

WHAT a world of pain must have been conveyed "An anecdote of Dr. Barnes, who is now about to "W. S.," of " Ringwood, Hants," by the followninety-five years of age, rather amused me. Being letter in the "Personal" advertisement column ing sometimes (as even younger men might be) in- of the London Times: clined to sleep a little during the sermon, a friend who was with him in his pew one Sunday lately, having joked him on his having nodded now and then, Barnes insisted that he had been awake all the time.

"Well, then,' said his friend, 'can you tell me what the sermon was about?'

"Yes I can,' he answered; 'it was about an hour and a half too long!""

YOUNG doctors are sometimes pretty hard beset by old invalid "fogies,” and are obliged to "put up" with a great many things at first, which they would be very far from "standing" if they had broken the ice and got into a large and lucrative practice.

A case in point occurred in our own good city of Gotham, less than a hundred years ago, because it finds its way to the Drawer from the lips of a friend who heard it.

An old gouty, hipped, hypochondriacal "irritant" of a patient, in the absence of his own physician, calls in a young but very talented new-beginner in the medical way. He is announced:

"How do you do, young man? You are a doctor, eh ?"

"I have studied the medical profession, Sir, thoroughly, and, for a young physician, have had my share of practice."

"Oh, yes!—I s'pose so. Yes, yes. Well, young man, let's see how much you know. What is the matter with me, now? You can tell that, can't you ?"

The young doctor stepped forward, took hold of his patient's pulse and said,

"I can better tell you what is the matter with you when you tell me your symptoms."

"Symptoms! that is a good one! want you to tell me what is the matter with me, and you want me to tell you what is the matter with me. Shan't do it, so now go ahead!"

"W. S.-Your letter of the 19th has been received to-day. The acquaintance has ceased. Old times and scenes' are painful, and full of regret. We have parted forever. I am about to be married. Any future communication will be returned unopened. Farewell.-June 30."

Poor fellow! No use in his appealing to the "remembrances of the past" with such a stonyhearted coquette as this young lady appears to have been. She had doubtless encouraged him on, until she had found some other string to her bow, and then dropped him with as much indifference as if she had never awakened a tender emotion in his bosom. And to advertise his wrongs, too! Shame, madam!

THIS is a pretty thought, prettily expressed, is it not?

"Take the bright shell

From its home in the lea,

And wherever it goes

It will sing of the sea.

"So take the fond heart

From its home and its hearth,

'Twill sing of the loved

To the ends of the earth."

Tom Moore might have written that-but he didn't.

HERE, reader, is a little picture of one kind of "human natur," that, while it will make you laugh, conveys at the same time a lesson not unworthy of heed. The story is of a gentleman trayeling through Canada in the winter of 1839, who, after a long day's ride, stopped at a road-side inn called the "Lion Tavern," where the contents of the stage-coach, numbering some nine persons, soon gathered around the cheerful fire.

Among the occupants of the room was an illlooking cur, who had shown its wit by taking up its quarters in so comfortable an apartment. After Thus prompted, still having hold of the old a few minutes the landlord entered, and observing man's wrist, the young doctor said,

"You have pains across your loins, have you not, when you first get up in the morning?" "No, Sir; never had any thing of the kind in my life, as I ever remember."

"You are subject, I should say, to occasional violent headaches; that arises, no doubt, from-" "No matter about that; you can dry up on that point, for I am never troubled with headache."

"Let me look at your tongue. Ah! I thought 80. You are dyspeptic-flatulence; your digestive functions are out of order. I can soon remedy-"

the dog, remarked:

"Fine dog, that; is he yours, Sir?" appealing to one of the passengers.

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"Then he is yours, and you have a treasure in "Hold on! nothing of the kind. I've got the him, Sir," at the same time throwing the animal a digestive powers of an anaconda !"

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"No, Sir, he is not!"

"Oh!" (with a smile)" he belongs to you, as a matter of course, then ?" addressing the last passenger. "Me! I wouldn't have him as a gift!" "Then, you dirty, mean, contemptible whelp, get out!" And with that the host gave him such a kick as sent him howling into the street, amidst the roars of the company.

There was one honest dog in that company, but the two-legged specimen was a little "too sweet to be wholesome."

DR. JOHNSON was thought not to be very courtcous, if he was not very impolite, when he replied to a question as to how he liked a very "difficult" but hazy piece of music, to which he had just been compelled to listen,

"Difficult! what a blessing it would be if it were impossible!"

But the Turkish Sultan, Abdul Medjid, outdoes him (the old, uncouth Leviathan!) both in satire and in courtesy. After listening to the performance of a very energetic French pianist-a sort of Leopold de Meyer, very like-he called the delighted professor to his side, and remarked,

"I have heard Thalberg, I have heard Liszt; but of all the men I have ever heard, I have never seen one who perspires so much as you do!"

The professor deserved that compliment; he had earned it "by the sweat of his brow."

Nor is the praise here accorded altogether unlike that awarded by a French officer to a company of English troops, whom he was assisting to review in some provincial town of the "inviolate island of the sage and free."

"What do you think of them, Sir ?" asked the British officer, whose long duty it had been to drill the "awkward squad."

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"Think of them, Monsieur le Capitaine? There is but one thing to think. Sare, I 'ave seen ze Garde Napoleon, ze Garde Royal, ze Russ, and ze Pruss; but, Sare, I 'ave nevare seen such troops as zat! Sare, NEVARE!"

This praise was reported to the corps, and great was the rejoicing thereat. But by-and-by the satire of the remark leaked out, and the joke was past "hushing up."

ONE of the most charming and effective essays upon Temperance that has ever "met our eye" is Hawthorne's "Rill from a Town-Pump." Take the following as a single "sample:"

"Here they come! A hot day, gentlemen! Quaff away, my friend; you will need another cupful to wash the dust out of your throat, if it be as thick there, from your travel in the country, as it is upon your cow-hide shoes. I see that though you have trudged half-a-score of miles to-day, like a wise man, you have passed by the taverns, and stopped at the running brooks and well-kerbs. But drink, and make room for that other fellow, who seeks my aid to quench the fiery fever of last night's potations, which he drained from no cup of mine.

"Welcome, most rubicund Sir! You and I have been too great strangers, hitherto; nor will my nose be anxious for a closer intimacy till the fumes of your breath become a little less potent. Mercy on you, man! the water absolutely hisses down your red-hot gullet, and is quite converted to steam in that boiler which you call your stomach. Fill again, man, and tell me, on the word of an honest toper, did you ever, in cellar, tavern, or any kind of dram-shop, spend the price of your children's food for a swig half so delicious? Now for the first time these ten years you know the

flavor of cold water. Good

by! and whenever you are thirsty, remember that I keep a constant supply at the old stand.

"Who next? Oh, my little friend, you are let loose from school, and come hither to scrub your blooming face, and drown the memory of certain taps of the ferule, and other school-boy troules, in a draught from the TownPump. Take it, pure as the current of your young life! Take it; and may your heart and tongue never be scorched with a fiercer thirst than now!

"There, my dear child, put down the cup, and yield it and your place to this elderly gentleman, who treads so tenderly over the pavingstones that he seems afraid of breaking them.

"What! he limps by without so much as thanking me, as if my hospitable offers were meant only for people who have no wine-cellars. Well, Sir-we have done, I hope.

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wants, but Cousin William says that Judge Cone and his wife, from Nashville, are here, and are not used to family worship, and however needy we are, there is no time to spare in telling thee our wants. Amen."

The Judge was taken all aback, and so was Cousin William. They both pressed the old gentleman to conduct the service in his own way, which he did to their great edification.

AN elderly young lady. with a taste so fastidious that she refused to have the Christian Observer taken in the house, for she said it was often lying in the room when she wanted to dress, and she would not dress with an Observer in the room, if it was a Christian-this very delicate lady inquired at one of the fashionable dry goods stores for nice silk hose. The attentive clerk displayed the articles, and the lady examined them narrowly.

great toe shall set you a-roaring, it will be no affair | passed her hand down one of them, and holding of mine. If gentlemen love the pleasant titilla- them up, as if to see their length, asked, tion of the gout, it is all one to the Town-Pump."

"SWEET are the uses of adversity," says Shakspeare; but the following colloquy doesn't "make the proposition good:"

"Ah, Sam, so you are in trouble, eh?" "Yes, Jem, yes; I am."

"Well, well, never mind; cheer up, man-cheer up! Adversity tries us, and shows up our better qualities."

"Ah, but Adversity didn't try me; it was a country Judge, and he showed up my worst qualities."

This argument was a non sequitur; and in this case, at least," the greater the thief, the greater the " argument."

"PRAYER and provender hinder no man's journey," is a good old saying, but some people who have plenty of time for the latter, have mighty little for the former, even when they are at home. A Tennessee correspondent writes:

"The Rev. Mr. Derwell, a pious and curious old Methodist minister, went from Tennessee to Kentucky, in 1852, to visit his relative, the Hon. William Bolton. The host was not a religious man, but was a gentleman, and invited the minister to have family worship every evening. While he was yet visiting there, Judge Cone and his wife, from Nashville, arrived to pass the night, and Mr. Bolton being a little embarrassed, said to the old minister, as he brought out the Bible, that he had better be short, as the Judge was probably not accustomed to such things.

"Very well, very well," said he; and reading a single verse, he knelt down and prayed, "O Lord, we are very poor and needy creatures, and we know thou art able and willing to supply all our

"How high do they come?"

quire the price, blushed to his brows, and stamThe clerk, not thinking that she meant to inmered out, "Well, really, Miss-Madam-I think about to the knee!"

The astonished lady's eyes flashed fire, and as she was a little of a blue withal, she cried out,

I didn't know there could be such a fool," and "Well, you are the 'ne plus ultra' of all clerks. leaving the hose on the counter, she sailed away.

"KEEP in good humor. It is not great calamities that embitter existence," says an excellent writer; "it is the petty vexations, the small jealousies, the little disappointments, the minor miseries, that make the heart heavy and the temper sour. Don't always foolish, and always disgraceful, except in let them. Anger is a pure waste of vitality; it is some very rare cases, when it is kindled by seeing wrong done to another; and even that noble rage seldom mends the matter. Keep in good humor.

"No man does his best except when he is cheerful. A light heart makes nimble hands, and keeps the mind free and alert. No misfortune is so great as one that sours the temper. Until cheerfulness is lost, nothing is lost. Keep in good humor.

petual feast; he is welcomed every where-eyes "The company of a good-humored man is a perglisten at his approach, and difficulties vanish in his presence. Franklin's indomitable good humor did as much for his country in the old Congress as Adams's fire or Jefferson's wisdom; he clothed wisdom with smiles, and softened contentious minds into acquiescence. Keep in good humor."

But this counsel is scarcely needed for the readers of this department of our Magazine, for how is it possible that the readers of the Drawer should do otherwise than keep in good humor?

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