SCENE I.-The Forest of Arden. Enter DUKE Senior, AMIENS, and other Lords, like Foresters. Duke S. Now, my co-mates, and brothers in exile, Hath not old custom made this life more sweet, Than that of painted pomp? Are not these woods More free from peril than the envious court? Here feel we not the penalty of Adam, The seasons' difference; as, the icy fang, And churlish chiding of the winter's wind, Which when it bites, and blows upon my body, Even till I shrink with cold, I smile, and say, This is no flattery: these are counsellors That feelingly persuade me what I am. Sweet are the uses of adversity, Which, like the toad, ugly and venomous, Ami. I would not change it. grace, That can translate the stubbornness of fortune Into so quiet and so sweet a style. Duke S. Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me, the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should, in their own confines, with forked heads, Have their round haunches gor'd. 1 Lord. Indeed, my lord, The melancholy Jaques grieves at that; And, in that kind, swears you do more usurp Than doth your brother that hath banish'd you. To-day, my lord of Amiens and myself Did steal behind him, as he lay along Under an oak, whose antique root peeps out Upon the brook that brawls along this wood; To the which place a poor sequester'd stag, Duke S. 1 Lord. O! yes, into a thousand similes. First, for his weeping into the needless stream; "Poor deer," quoth he, "thou mak'st a testament As worldlings do, giving thy sum of more To that which had too much." Then, being there alone, Left and abandon'd of his velvet friend; ""Tis right," quoth he; "thus misery doth part The flux of company." Anon, a careless herd, Full of the pasture, jumps along by him, And never stays to greet him: "Ay," quoth Jaques, Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens; 66 'Tis just the fashion: wherefore do you look Duke S. And did you leave him in this contemplation? 2 Lord. We did, my lord, weeping and commenting Upon the sobbing deer. Duke S. Or with a base and boisterous sword enforce 2 Lord. I'll bring you to him straight. [Exeunt. Yet this I will not do, do how I can. I rather will subject me to the malice Adam. But do not so. I have five hundred crowns, SCENE II.-A Room in the Palace. 1 Lord. I cannot hear of any that did see her. SCENE III. Before OLIVER's House. Enter ORLANDO, and ADAM, meeting. Orl. Who's there? Adam. What! my young master?—O, my gentle O, my sweet master! O, you memory The thrifty hire I sav'd under your father, Orl. O, good old man! how well in thee ap pears The constant service of the antique world, Adam. Master, go on, and I will follow thee SCENE IV.-The Forest of Arden. Enter ROSALIND for Ganymede, CELIA for Aliena, and Clown, alias TOUCHSTONE. Ros. O Jupiter! how weary are my spirits! Touch. I care not for my spirits, if my legs were not weary. Ros. I could find in my heart to disgrace my man's apparel, and to cry like a woman; but I must comfort the weaker vessel, as doublet and hose ought to show itself courageous to petticoat: therefore, courage, good Aliena. Cel. I pray you, bear with me: I can go no further. Touch. For my part, I had rather bear with you, than bear you: yet I should bear no cross, if I did bear you, for, I think, you have no money in your purse. Ros. Well, this is the forest of Arden. Touch. Ay, now I am in Arden; the more fool I: when I was at home I was in a better place, but travellers must be content. Ros. Ay, be so, good Touchstone.-Look you; who comes here? a young man, and an old, in solemn talk. Enter CORIN, and SILVIUS. Cor. That is the way to make her scorn you still. Sil. O Corin, that thou knew'st how I do love her! Cor. I partly guess, for I have lov'd ere now. Sil. No, Corin; being old, thou canst not guess, Though in thy youth thou wast as true a lover As ever sigh'd upon a midnight pillow: But if thy love were ever like to mine, As sure I think did never man love so, How many actions most ridiculous Hast thou been drawn to by thy fantasy? Cor. Into a thousand that I have forgotten. Sil. O! thou didst then ne'er love so heartily. If thou remember'st not the slightest folly That ever love did make thee run into, Thou hast not lov'd: Or if thou hast not sat, as I do now, Wearying thy hearer in thy mistress' praise, Or if thou hast not broke from company, O Phebe, Phebe, Phebe ! [Exit SILVIUS. Ros. Alas, poor shepherd! searching of thy wound, I have by hard adventure found mine own. Touch. And I mine. I remember, when I was in love I broke my sword upon a stone, and bid him take that for coming a-night to Jane Smile: and I remember the kissing of her batler, and the cow's dugs that her pretty chapped hands had milked: and I remember the wooing of a peascod instead of her; from whom I took two cods, and, giving her them again, said with weeping tears, "Wear these for my sake." We, that are true lovers, run into strange capers; but as all is mortal in nature, so is all nature in love mortal in folly. Ros. Thou speakest wiser than thou art 'ware of. Touch. Nay, I shall ne'er be 'ware of mine own wit, Till I break my shins against it. Ros. Jove, Jove! this shepherd's passion Is much upon my fashion. Touch. And mine; but it grows something stale with me. Cel. I pray you, one of you question yond' man, If he for gold will give us any food: I faint almost to death. My master is of churlish disposition, Besides, his cote, his flocks, and bounds of feed, Ros. What is he that shall buy his flock and pasture? Cor. That young swain that you saw here but erewhile, That little cares for buying any thing. Ros. I pray thee, if it stand with honesty, Buy thou the cottage, pasture, and the flock, And thou shalt have to pay for it of us. Cel. And we will mend thy wages. I like this place, And willingly could waste my time in it. Cor. Assuredly, the thing is to be sold. [Exeunt. SCENE V.-Another part of the Forest. Enter AMIENS, JAQUES, and others. SONG. Under the greenwood tree, Unto the sweet bird's throat, Come hither, come hither, come hither: But winter and rough weather. Ami. Jaq. More, more! I pr'ythee, more. Ami. It will make you melancholy, monsieur Jaques. can Jaq. I thank it. More! I pr'ythee, more. I ca suck melancholy out of a song, as a weasel sucks eggs. More! I pr'ythee, more. Ami. My voice is ragged; I know I cannot please you. Jaq. I do not desire you to please me; I do desire you to sing. Come, more; another stanza. Call you 'em stanzas? Ami. What you will, monsieur Jaques. Jaq. Nay, I care not for their names; they owe me nothing. Will you sing? Ami. More at your request, than to please myself. Jaq. Well then, if ever I thank any man, I'll thank you: but that they call compliment is like the encounter of two dog-apes; and when a man thanks me heartily, methinks, I have given him a penny, and he renders me the beggarly thanks. Come, sing; and you that will not, hold your tongues. Ami. Well, I'll end the song.-Sirs, cover the while; the duke will drink under this tree.-He hath been all this day to look you. Jaq. And I have been all this day to avoid him. He is too disputable for my company: I think of as many matters as he, but I give heaven thanks, and make no boast of them. Come, warble; come. ACT. II. SCENE 6.-Dear master, I can go no further. 1 Lord. My lord, he is but even now gone hence: Here was he merry, hearing of a song. Duke S. If he, compact of jars, grow musical, We shall have shortly discord in the spheres.Go, seek him: tell him, I would speak with him. Enter JAQUES. 1 Lord. He saves my labour by his own approach. Duke S. Why, how now, monsieur! what a life is this, That your poor friends must woo your company! What, you look merrily. Jaq. A fool, a fool!I met a fool i' the forest, SCENE VI.-The Same. Adam. Dear master, I can go no further: O! 1 die for food. Here lie I down, and measure out my grave. Farewell, kind master. Orl. Why, how now, Adam! no greater heart in thee? Live a little; comfort a little; cheer thyself a little. If this uncouth forest yield any thing savage, I will either be food for it, or bring it for food to thee. Thy conceit is nearer death than thy powers. For my sake be comfortable; hold death awhile at the arm's end. I will here be with thee presently, and if I bring thee not something to eat, I will give thee leave to die; but if thou diest before I come, thou art a mocker of my labour. Well said! thou look'st cheerily; and I'll be with thee quickly.-Yet thou liest in the bleak air: come, I will bear thee to some shelter, and thou shalt not die for lack of a dinner, if there live any thing in this desert. Cheerly, good Adam. [Exeunt. A motley fool; (a miserable world!) Thus may we see," quoth he, "how the world wags: And I did laugh, sans intermission. A worthy fool! Motley's the only wear. Duke S. What fool is this! And all th' embossed sores, and headed evils, Jaq. O, worthy fool!-One that hath been a That can therein tax any private party? 1 Doth it not flow as hugely as the sea. courtier, And says, if ladies be but young and fair. Duke S. Thou shalt have one. 30! The why is plain as way to parish church: Duke S. Fie on thee! I can tell what thou Jaq. 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