; Her true perfection, or my falfe tranfgreffion, SCENE changes to a Street. Enter Speed and Launce. [Exit. Speed. L4UNCE, by mine honefty, welcome to Milan. Laun. Forfwear not thy felf, fweet youth; for I am not welcome: I reckon this always, that a man is never undone, 'till he be hang'd; nor never welcome to a place, till fome certain fhot be paid, and the hoftefs fay, welcome. Is it mine, or Valentino's Praise. The Verfe halts fo, that fome one Syllable must be wanting; and that Mr. Warburton has very ingeniously, and, as I think, with Certainty fupply'd, as I have reflor'd in the Text. Proteus had just seen Valentine's Miftreis; Valentine had prais'd her fo lavishly, that the Defcription heighten'd Proteus's Sentiments of her from the Interview; fo that it was the lefs Wonder that he should not know certainly, at first, which made the ftrongeft Impreffion, Valentine's Praises, or his own View of the Original. It is Padua in the former editions. See the note on Act 3 Mr. Pope. Speed. Come on, you mad-cap; I'll to the ale-house with you presently, where, for one shot of five-pence, thou shalt have five thousand welcomes. But, Sirrah, how did thy mafter part with madam Julia? Laun. Marry, after they clos'd in earnest, they parted very fairly in jeft. Speed. But fhall fhe marry him? Laun. No. Speed. How then? fhall he marry her? Laun. No, neither. Speed. What, are they broken? Laun. No, they are both as whole as a fish: Speed. Why then how stands the matter with them? Laun. Marry, thus: when it ftands well with him, it ftands well with her.. Speed. What an afs art thou? I understand thee not. Laun. What a block art thou, that thou canst not? My staff understands me. Speed. What thou fay'ft? Laun. Ay, and what I do too? look thee, I'll but lean, and my staff understands me. Speed. It stands under thee indeed. Laun. Why, ftand-under, and understand, is all one.. Speed. But tell me true, will't be a match? Laun. Ask my dog: if he fay, ay, it will; if he say, no, it will, if he thake his tail, and fay nothing, it will. Speed. The conclufion is then, that it will. Laun. Thou shalt never get fuch a secret from me, but by a parable. Speed. 'Tis well, that I get it fo; but, Launce, how fay'ft thou, that my mafter is become a notable lover? Laun. I never knew him otherwise. Speed. Than how? Laun. A notable Lubber, as thou reporteft him to be. Speed. Why, thou whorfon ass, thou mistak'ft me. Laun. Why, fool, I meant not thee; I meant thy master. Speed. I tell thee, my master is become a hot lover. Laun. Laun. Why, I tell thee, I care not tho' he burn. himself in love: If thou wilt go with me to the alehouse, fo; if not, thou art an Hebrew, a Jew, and not worth the name of a Christian. Speed. Why? Laun. Because thou haft not fo much charity in thee, as to go to the ale-houfe with a Chriftian: wilt thou go? Speed. At thy fervice, Enter Protheus folus. [Exeunt, Pro. To leave my Julia, fhall I be forfworn; To love fair Silvia, fhall I be forfworn; To wrong my friend, I fhall be much forfworn: Love bad me fwear, and love bids me forfwear: Unheedful vows may heedfully be broken; But there I leave to love, where I fhould love: If I keep them, I needs muft lofe my felf: I will forget that Julia is alive, Remembring that my love to her is dead: And Valentine I'll hold an enemy, N 3 Aiming Aiming at Silvia as a fweeter friend. Now presently I'll give her father notice SCENE changes to Julia's House in Verona. Enter Julia and Lucetta. Ful. Counfel, Lucetta; gentle girl, affift me; And, even in kind love, I do conjure thee, Who art the table wherein all my thoughts Luc. Alas! the way is wearifome and long. Luc. Better forbear, 'till Protheus make return. food? Pity the dearth, that I have pined in, Luc. Luc. I do not feek to quench your love's hot fire, But qualifie the fire's extream rage, Left it fhould burn above the bounds of reafon. Jul. The more thou damm'ft it up, the more it burns: The current, that with gentle murmur glides, He makes fweet mufick with th' enamel'd ftones; He overtaketh in his pilgrimage: And fo by many winding nooks he ftrays, Luc. But in what habit will you go along? Luc. Why then your ladyship muft cut your hair. Of greater time than I fhall fhew to be. Luc. What fashion, Madam,fhall I make your breeches? "What compass will you wear your farthingale? Jul. Out, out, Lucetta! that will be ill-favour'd. Luc. A round hofe, Madam, now's not worth a pin, Unless you have a cod-piece to stick pins on. |