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On Sunday, a cargo of British faints were landed at the Pigeonhoufe, by a Welch boat; they are part of the Miffionary Society for propagating the gospel in foreign parts, and among idolatrous nations. The good men have not acted agreeable to their inftitution, for God help us, we are neither foreign nor idolatrous. Whatever progrefs we have made, either in politics or religion, it must be acknowledged the Reformation has diftributed an immenfe light over the fifter country:-we have no greater proof of it, than in this great commiffion of grace, appointed to give us a call; it confifts of thirty be, and fourteen he preach ers, their fools, bibles, and hymn books. Among the company are eleven Birmingham nailors, two pilots from Liverpool, two jugmakers from Staf ford, a fowgelder and two weavers from Leeds. The he preachers are jenny-fpinners from Manchefler.

It is faid, on account of the great number of loyal men lately become bankrupts, that an additional number of Police magiftrates will be appointed; and, as a confiderable number of filent young lawyers faunter in the courts under the weight of large wigs, and great apprehenfions from the ill nature of taylors and tavern keepers, that a large detachmentwill be employed as a board of inftruction, to aflift the broken tradefimen in their judicial appointments.

A few days ago, in Wales, in a meeting houfe of Jumpers, one of the Congregation bouncing from the floor, declared he had Jefus by the garment; this fignal attracted the attention of one Gwyndy, a barber, who

had spent the laft fortnight in purfuit of the holy drapery without fuccefs; the poor fhaver was fo impatient to share the cloth with his happy brother, that he tumbled over the gallery and killed two old women in

the fall. The accident fo difconcerted the affembly, that the grappling man of light let go his hold, the garment efcaped, and thus things remain unfettled until the martyrs are depofited.

Some malicious perfon having af ferted, that Sir James Bobbin, of Ball-alley, was ftruck with a tennis racket instead of a fword, on receiving the title of knighthood, we are defired to contradict fuch idle reports, as the inftrument ufed had not an inch of either catgut or wood in its compofition, being of real Birmingham fteel, which the public can be fatisfied in, by looking into the middle pane of Alderman Archer's fhop window, who is a competent judge in fuch cafes, being a sword cutler and a magiftrate, as by corpora tions and law established.

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precede all gentlemen's coaches, and compel the wretches to remain down in their dwellings during the tranfit of their masters and miftreffes.

GREAT TRADE.

Yesterday, a veffel arrived at our Cuftom houfe, laden with 118 hogf heads of whiting, 8,000 firebricks, and two troops of dragoons, from Liverpool, which caufed the greatest activity amongst the clerks on the eftablishment who happened to be in town. Expreffes were forwarded by order of the Board, for the return to their bufinefs, of two quay furveyors, at prefent on a vifit to the Lakes of Killarney.

The Irish Catholics are made to understand, they will be admitted to all the advantages of the conftitution if they turn Proteftants. Mr. Grattan and Lord Grenville make the demand; they forget, that when Catho. Jics might have preferved their properties, and have equal rights in an independent country, and could have avoided Hell and Connaught' they refifted any temptation: the conditions held out at this day must be very inferior to former ones. Mr. Grattan, who advises, has faid our country is dead, for he followed her to the grave.' So we are to turn fwadlers, jumpers. feekers, muggle tonians, any thing but papifts, for the honor of going into the tomb with departed Ireland!

This morning the fwelled and disfigured remains of a man well drefsed were taken out of the river; a large concourse of people unanimoufly decided that the body was the Mu

jor's, and were proceeding to evince their joy, by giving it a clasic funeral, with the affiftance of a burning heap of furze; but alas! their feftivity anď piety were stopped, to their great regret, by two evidences: one proved the dead man to have been a country alderman; and another affured the crowd, that he faw the MAJOR a few minutes before, placing a blue centinel over the ftone urinary in Exchange court.

Mr. Broome, the bailiff, entertained a felect party of legal friends, at his feat in Schoolhouse-lane.Mefirs. Day, Bd, Caffidy, Mangan, and others of equal rank, were of the party. After the gentlemen were properly furcharged with whiskey, fome misunderstanding occurred, which terminated in a row'; like fire, the noify contagion spread to the adjoining houfes; and imme. diately a colony of fweeps, who inhabit an ancient tenement, formerly the refidence of Aughrim Luttrell, joined iffue-not as profeffional men ufually do, by propofing any adjustment, on the contrary, they widened the breach, in proportion to the weight they threw in to the contending parties. hough poor Day had his face well blackened by the fifts of his enemies, and the caps of his friends, we hear he efcaped without any great injury: B

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caped better, as he happened to have in his pocket a mitten full of penny pieces that he received for an opinion on his way to dinner; that seasonable article had its influence, as the moft athletic of the fable champions gave his protection in exchange for the glove, and Latitat got fafe to Sally's-park, near Dundrum,

SALE

SALE OF

MAJOR S'S LIBRARY.

Continued from Page 129.

Memoirs of Sir Thomas Maudcontaining the Public and Private Hiftory of Father Sheehy, and the sudden death of all his Jurymen, explained in a philofophic way, confuting the fuperftitious notion that "God punishes Priestmurder;' with a Mezzotinto Picture of Sir Thomas giving the profecutor a fhirt. Octavo-neatly bound

The Loyal Irish Plutarch-contain

ing the Lives of Jemmy O Brien, Lord Carhampton, the ajor, Claudius, Crawley, Lame Drury, Judge Bladderchops, Hepenftal the Walking Gallows, Tom Reynolds, and Sheers Armstrong the infamous informer. 10 vols. folio, neatly bound-Milliken. Treatife on the Morbus Pedicularis, or the Loufy Difeafe-with a number of cafes ancient and modern, viz that of Antiochus, of Herod, and of Sylla, in whofe refpect it is proved, that this disease was not the effect of God's curfe upon villainy, but was owing to a certain verminificent quality in the atmosphere. The modern cafes of Lord Clare, Hepenftal, Cornet Lawder, 9th Dragoons, called the Devil befeared, he fhews were not the real pure Morbus Pedicularis, or Loufy Malady, that the ancients referred to heavenly vengeance; but arofe merely from a loyal difpofition of the humours, and from a certain crafis of the blood and defect in the lymphatics. By Dr. Trevor. I vol, royal paper

Memoirs of Prieftcatching-being an authentic hiftory of the loyal and

religious men who perfecuted Popery, with comments on their lamentable ends. By a Proteftant. 8vo. boards.

Mullifmaft, a Tragi-Comedy, in one

act-in which all the papift families that were murdered at the Hartpole gala, are proved to have deferved the jeft that was played on them.

The Battle of Carnew, a Poem, in

twelve Cantos-dedicated to Mrs. Clarke. The hero of this piece is the renowned patriot, Colonel Wardle, of the ntient Britons. The poet finely defcribes his running away, and attributes his want of fpirit to the over-fpirit of his charger; hi hooting the old beggarwoman that ran out to afk him for alms in his hurry is very poetical

"Straight he beheld oppofe him an old hag,

"And out his loyal piftol he did drag,

"He shot about her bloody Irish braios,

"The fpot her name and his exploit retains."

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Canto vi. line 330. This Poem is very fcarce, it being bought up by the Colonel before he opened the campaign against the Luke of York.

The Orange Loyalift's Catechifmby J. Jackfon, Serjeant of Berefford's Bloodhound Corps, execufor houfe-breaking. Cooper's Reafons for leaving the trade of a Carpenter, and becoming a Doctor of Divinity. Ditto on the Pleafures of Eternil

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Red Jones's (the Methodist Preacher,) Apology for leaving Honora, the Popish Kitchen Maid, that he married, to cleave to a Metho. dift widow, whom God had chofen as a tabernacle of fanctity, and whom through his goodness he predeftined to get a prize in the lottery. Printed by himself, and fold at the Methodist Bookroom, in Whitefriar-ftreet,

Paftoral Letter to the Faithful Barbers of Dublin, on the Sin of Lathering and Shaving Sinners on the Sabbath day and Bank. Holidays. By Mr. Latouche. Lives of Attornies that were hanged,

that were not hanged, and that ought to be hanged. By om D- -.33 vols. folio.

The Plates are beautifully colour-
among the best are Billy Kel-

ed
ler, Bob C.
-, Crosby Morgel,
Mr. B- -d, the Author, and
Old Yates that died in the pillory
many years ago. This is a valuable
collection of law anecdote.

Lord Redefdale's Thoughts on the Portion of Grace requifite to confitute a Conftable fit for his Of. fice; alfo, the quantity effential to a Popish Peer to be vefted with the fame honor.

Treatife on the Efficacy of no Medi

D. D. and Chaplain to the Mad-
houfe of Finglass.

Treatife on the Ear of the Judge in
Cafes of Nifi Prias. By . W.
Barrister at Law.

Thoughts upon the words Morality,
Scurrillity, and Profeffional De-
cency. By Ditto.

A Collection of Hunting, Drinking, and Loyal Songs, as fung for Judge Bladderchops when drunk, half drunk, and ftupid. By Ditto. Effay on the Shaving, Powdering,

Gesticulation, and Gravity, neceffary to make a Lawyer have weight with a Court of Law in Criminal Cafes. By B-——. An Enquiry into the Neceffity of allowing Leg Bail in cafes of a Debt under a Dollar. By Phil. "arrifter at Law.

Capt. Stab M'Donogh's (the Tra-
ding Second,) Laws of Duelling;
Vindication of Honorable Mur-
der, and Reasons against Paying
Debts but through a Conftable.
vol. octavo.

Effay on Ways and Means, by Do.
Syftem of Hazard, by Do.
Leaft in Sight, by Do.
Hiftory of Sligo Men of Honour,
by Do. in 4 vols.

Vol. 1. contains the Lives of Men
who fhot Creditors in
Duels.

cine in Jail Fever, and the Good Vol. 2. Men of Honor who starved

Effects of Whiskey in all Complaints incident to Prifoners in Newgate. By Dick Hayden, Turnkey, and Pro-Doctor to Sur geon L, the man who doc. tors Newgate.

A Sermon, preached on the General Faft to the beggars of Channelrow, on the Neceffity of Mortify. ing the Flesh, and Subduing the Outward san, and exhorting then against Intemperance. By the Rt. Hon. Hackbal r——

Vol. 3.

Vol. 4.

for want of Credit.

Men who escaped starving by Loyalty and Plunder. Efquires now alive, who will ftarve unless there be a i'roclamation of Free Quarters. The Honorable Hiftory of Galway, containing the Lives of Shop-boys who died in the Bed of Honor as Duelists; and the Life of uriofo Phenix, Efq. who lived there fixty years, and died in the debt of Nobody.

Baron

Baron Power's Apology for Drown ing himself.

Apology for Not Shooting Lord Clare, before he committed that best act of his life, by Ditto. Account of a Whiteboy's Gholt that appeared to him the night before he took his laft cold bath, by Do. Treatife on Stable Jurifprudence, or Legal Jockeying. By Judge Bladderchops.

Speeches round about Catholic Affairs. By Tralee H, Efq. against the Catholic Bishops by Ditto.

against the Irish Magazine, by Ditto.

The Works of Tom Reynolds, the Informer, in 5 vols. Vol. 1. contains his Reasons for turning Proteftant, and his Treatife on the Ufe of Arfenic. Vol. 2. His Letters to the Major. Vol. 3 His Defence of erjury. Vol. 4. His Life of Jemmy O'Brien. Vol. 5. His Vindication of his Principles and of his becoming a Methodift.

DIALOGUE

IN THE

CANAL PACKET.

zine-his colour changed, and he called for the captain in a fury :— "Sir,' faid he, "how dare you have this Magazine in the boat of a loyal Company by G-. Sir, you must be a rebel and a fcoundrel, to circulate fuch a villainous piece of flander, and I fhall report you to the Company." The captain faid that "it was left there yesterday in a mistake by a gentleman." "You lie, you rafcal," cried he, "no gentleman would carry an affaffinating, ftabbing, mur derous, cowardly piece of difloyalty, like that rafcally Magazine; vou have it here as an agent of the French party in Ireland, as Mr. Grattan has remarked, and to bring loyal men into disrepute." The captain had retired before he had half concluded his fentence, turning up his nofe and fhaking his head, as much as to fay, "I'm fure you don't like it." He called the captain back, and gave him the Magazine, and commanded him to burn it. An English officer of dragoons returned in fome time with a blue book, and he was observed when reading it to laugh immoderately; it was foon recognized to be the book that had been fentenced to the flames

curiofity was awakene, and not one in the boat but evinced a defire to read this infernal compofition, and

To th. Editor of the Irish Magazine: before dinner the whole company

SIR,

On my paffage from Carlow, in the Canal oat, your Name, and your Magazine, afforded a topic that beguiled fome miles of that tedious jour ney. I fhall detail the circumftances as the company of a canal boat is fo afforted as to give a tolerable idea, from its prevailing notion, what may be the fentiments of fociety upon ordinary fubjects.

A gentleman requested the waiting girl to ask her mafter for fome book, and the brought him the Irish Maga

were in poffeffion of the volume of Cox's last year's Magazine. It was read by an itinerant Swadler who had been a fhoemaker; two atheistical Veto Orange Papifts; three gentlemen from Mountrath that murdered the priest, Father Duane; Mr. Beft from Carlow; Bob C the attorney, Bum's green; English officers; two prichts; Tom D, who was going fpecial to arreft a gentleman in Connaught;.. Ned B-, the bill of coft maker; four ladies: a failor, and a clergyman, a diffenter from Belfast. After dinner

four

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