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THE SPECTATOR CLUB.
No. 1. Thursday, March 1, 1710–11:-The Spectator introduces
himself to the reader.
Non fumum ex fulgore, sed ex fumo dare lucem
HOR, Ars Poet. 143.
I HAVE observed that a reader seldom peruses a book with pleasure, until he knows whether the writer of it be a black or a fair
man, of a mild or choleric disposition, married or a batchelor, with other particulars of the like nature, that conduce very much to the right understanding of an author. To gratify this curiosity, which is so natural to a reader, I design this paper, and my next, as prefatory discourses to my following writings, and shall give some account in them of the several persons that
are engaged in this work. As the chief trouble of compiling, 10 digesting, and correcting, will fall to my share, I must do myself the justice to open the work with my own history.
I was born to a small hereditary estate, which, according to the tradition of the village where it lies, was bounded by the same hedges and ditches in William the Conqueror's time that it is at present, and has been delivered down from father to son whole and entire, without the loss or acquisition of a single field or meadow, during the space of six hundred years. There rurs a story in the family, that when my mother was gone with child
of me about three months, she dreamed that she was brought to 20 bed of a judge: whether this might proceed from a law-suit
which was then depending in the family, or my father's being a justice of the peace, I cannot determine; for I am not so vain as to think it presaged any dignity that I should arrive at in my future life, though that was the interpretation which the neighbourhood put upon it. The gravity of my behaviour at my very
first appearance in the world, and all the time that I sucked, seemed to favour my mother's dream: for as she has often told me, I threw away my rattle before I was two months old, and would not make use of my coral until they had taken away the bells from it.
As for the rest of my infancy, there being nothing in it remarkable, I shall pass it over in silence. I find, that, during my nonage, I had the reputation of a very sullen youth, but was always
a favourite of my schoolmaster, who used to say, that my 10 parts were solid, and would wear well. I had not been long
at the university, before I distinguished myself by a most profound silence; for, during the space of eight years, excepting in the public exercises of the college, I scarce uttered the quantity of an hundred words; and indeed do not remember that I ever spoke three sentences together in my whole life. Whilst I was in this learned body, I applied myself with so much diligence to iny studies, that there are very few celebrated books, either in the learned or the modern tongues, which I am not acquainted with.
Upon the death of my father, I was resolved to travel into foreign countries, and therefore left the university, with the character of an odd unaccountable fellow, that had a great deal of learning, if I would but shew it. An insatiable thirst after knowledge carried me into all the countries of Europe, in which there was any thing new or strange to be seen; nay, to such a degree was my curiosity raised, that having read the controversies of some great men concerning the antiquities of Egypt, I made a voyage to Grand Cairo, on purpose to take the measure of a pyramid;
and as soon as I had set myself right in that particular, returned 30 to my native country with great satisfaction.
I have passed my latter years in this city, where I am frequently seen in most public places, though there are not above halia-dozen of my select friends that know me; of whom my next paper shall give a more particular account. There is no place of general resort, wherein I do not often make my appearance: sometimes I am seen thrusting my head into a round of politicians, at Will's^* and listening with great attention to the narratives that are made in those little circular audiences. Sometimes I smoke
* A note on each passaga distinguished by this n will be found at the end of the volume.
THE SPECTATOR DESCRIBES HIMSELF.
a pipe at Child's, and whilst I seem attentive to nothing but the postman, overhear the conversation of every table in the room. 1 appear on Sunday nights at St. James's coffeehouse, and sometimes join the little committee of politics in the inner room, as one who comes there to hear and improve. My face is likewise very well known at the Grecian, the Cocoa-tree, and in the theatres both of Drury-lane and the Hay-market. I have been taken for a merchant upon the exchange for above these ten
years, and sometimes pass for a Jew in the assembly of stock10 jobbers at Jonathan's: in short, wherever I see a cluster of
people, I always mix with them, though I never open my lips but in my own club.
Thus I live in the world rather as a spectator of mankind n, than as one of the species, by which means I have made myself a speculative statesman, soldier, merchant, and artisan, without ever meddling with any practical part in life. I am very well versed in the theory of a husband or a father, and can discern the errors in
economy, business, and diversion of others, better than those who are engaged in them; as standers-by discover blots, which 20 are apt to escape those who are in the game. I never espoused
any party with violence, and am resolved to observe an exact neutrality between the Whigs and Tories, unless I shall be forced to declare myself by the hostilities of either side. In short, I have acted in all the parts of my life as a looker-on, which is the character I intend to preserve in this paper.
I have given the reader just so much of my history and character, as to let him see I am not altogether unqualified for the business I have undertaken. As for other particulars in my
life and adventures, I shall insert them in following papers, as 30 I shall see occasion. In the mean time, when I consider how
much I have seen, read, and heard, I begin to blame my own taciturnity; and since I have neither time nor inclination to communicate the fulness of my heart in speech, I am resolved to do it in writing, and to print myself out, if possible, before I die. I have been often told by my friends, that it is a pity so many useful discoveries which I have made should be in the possession of a silent man. For this reason therefore, I shall publish a sheet-full of thoughts every morning, for the benefit of
my contemporaries: and if I can any way contribute to the 25 diversion or improvement of the country in which I live, I shall
leave it, when I am summoned out of it, with the secret satisfaction of thinking that I have not lived in vain.
There are three very material points which I have not spoken to in this paper ; and which, for several important reasons, I must keep to myself, at least for some time: I mean, an account of my name, my age, and my lodgings. I must confess, I would gratify my reader in any thing that is reasonable ; but as for these three particulars, though I am sensible they might tend very much
to the embellishment of my paper, I cannot yet come to a 10 resolution of communicating them to the public. They would
indeed draw me out of that obscurity which I have enjoyed for many years, and expose me in public places to several salutes and civilities, which have been always very disagreeable to me; for the greatest pain I can suffer, is the being talked to, and being stared at. It is for this reason likewise, that I keep my complexion and dress as very great secrets; though it is not impossible but I may make discoveries of both in the progress of the work I have undertaken.
After having been thus particular upon myself, I shall, in to20 morrow's paper, give an account of those gentlemen who are
concerned with me in this work; for, as I have before intimated, a plan of it is laid and concerted, as all other matters of importance are, in a club. However, as my friends have engaged me to stand in the front, those who have a mind to correspond with me may direct their letters to the Spectator, at Mr. Buckley's in Little-Britain n. For I must further acquaint the reader, that, though our club meets only on Tuesdays and Thursdays, we have appointed a committee to sit every night, for
the inspection of all such papers as may contribute to the ad30 vancement of the public weal.-C.
No. 2. The Club ;-Sir Roger de Goverley, the Templar, Sir Andrew
Freeport, Captain Sentry, Will Honeycomb, the Clergyman, the
Ast alii sex
Juv. Sat. vii. 167.