I am as peremptory as she proud-minded; For I am rough, and woo not like a babe. Bap. Well mayst thou woo, and happy by thy speed! But be thou arm'd for some unhappy words. Pet. Ay, to the proof; as mountains are for winds, That shake not, though they blow perpetually. Re-enter HORTENSIO, with his head broken. Bap. How now, my friend? why dost thou look so pale? Bap. What, will my daughter prove a good musician? Bap. Why, then thou canst not break her to the lute? Frets, call you these? quoth she: I'll fume with them: As on a pillory, looking through the lute: And-twangling Jack; with twenty such vile terms, Pet. Now, by the world, it is a lusty wench; I love her ten times more then e'er I did: O, how I long to have some chat with her! Bap. Well, go with me, and be not so discomfited: Or shall I send my daughter Kate to you? [Exeunt BAPTISTA, GREMIO, TRANIO, and HORTENSIO. And woo her with some spirit when she comes. Say, that she rail; Why, then I'll tell her plain, She sings as sweetly as a nightingale: Say, that she frown; I'll say, she looks as clear When I shall ask the banns, and when be married :- Enter KATHARINA. Good morrow, Kate; for that's your name, I hear. Kath. Well have you heard, but something hard of hearing; They call me-Katharine, that do talk of me. Pet. You lie, in faith; for you are call'd plain Kate, And bonny Kate, and sometimes Kate the curst; Kath. Moved! in good time: let him that moved you hither, Remove you hence: I knew you at the first, You were a moveable. Pet. Why, what's a moveable? Kath. A joint stool. Pet. Thou hast hit it: come, sit on me. Kath. Asses are made to bear, and so are you. Pet. Should be? should buz. Kath. Well ta'en, and like a buzzard. Pet. O, slow-wing'd turtle! shall a buzzard take thee? Pet. Come, come, you wasp; i' faith, you are too angry. Pet. My remedy is then, to pluck it out. Kath. Ay, if the fool could find it where it lies. Pet. Who knows not where a wasp doth wear his sting? In his tail. Kath. In his tongue. Pet. Whose tongue? Kath. Yours, if you talk of tails; and so farewell. Pet. What, with my tongue in your tail? nay, come again, Good Kate; I am a gentleman. Kath. That I'll try. Pet. I swear I'll cuff you, if you strike again. Kath. So may you lose your arms: If you strike me, you are no gentleman; Pet. A combless cock, so Kate will be my hen. [Striking him. Kath. No cock of mine, you crow too like a craven. Pet. Nay, come, Kate, come; you must not look so sour. Kath. It is my fashion when I see a crab. Pet. Why, here's no crab; and therefore look not sour. Kath. There is, there is. Pet. Then show it me. Kath. Had I a glass, I would. Pet. What, you mean my face? Kath. Well aim'd of* such a young one. Pet. Now, by Saint George, I am too young for you. Pet. 'Tis with cares. Kath. I care not. Pet. Nay, hear you, Kate: in sooth, you 'scape not so. Kath. I chafe you, if I tarry; let me go. Pet. No, not a whit; I find you passing gentle. For thou art pleasant, gamesome, passing courteous; Nor hast thou pleasure to be cross in talk; Why does the world report, that Kate doth limp? As Kate this chamber with her princely gait? And then let Kate be chaste, and Dian sportful! Kath. Where did you study all this goodly speech? Kath. A witty mother! witless else her son. Pet. Am I not wise? Kath. Yes; keep you warm. Pet. Marry, so I mean, sweet Katharine, in thy bed: And therefore setting all this chat aside, Thus in plain terms:-Your father hath consented * For. Conformable, as other household Kates. Re-enter BAPTISTA, GREMIO, and TRANIO. Bap. Now, Signior Petruchio: How speed you with Pet. How but well, Sir? how but well? It were impossible I should speed amiss. Bap. Why, how now, daughter Katharine? in your dumps? Kath. Call you me, daughter ? now I promise you, You have show'd a tender fatherly regard, To wish me wed to one half-lunatic; A mad-cap ruffian, and a swearing Jack, That thinks with oaths to face the matter out. Pet. Father, 'tis thus,-yourself and all the world, For she's not froward, but modest as the dove; And to conclude,-we have 'greed so well together, Kath. I'll see thee hang'd on Sunday first. Gre. Hark, Petruchio! she says, she'll see thee hang'd first. Tra. Is this your speeding? nay, then good night our part! Pet. Be patient, gentlemen; I choose her for myself; If she and I be pleased, what's that to you? "Tis bargain'd 'twixt us twain, being alone, That she shall still be curst in company. I tell you, 'tis incredible to believe How much she loves me: O, the kindest Kate! She hung about my neck; and kiss on kiss A meacock‡ wretch can make the curstest shrew.- Bap. I know not what to say: but give me your hands; Gre. Tra. Amen, say we; we will be witnesses. I will to Venice, Sunday comes apace : * Wagered, as at cards. + Well worth. + Effeminate. We will have rings, and things, and fine array; [Exeunt PETRUCHIO and KATHARINA severally. Gre. Was ever match clapp'd up so suddenly? Bap. Faith, gentlemen, now I play a merchant's part, And venture madly on a desperate mart. Tra. 'Twas a commodity lay fretting by you: "Twill bring you gain, or perish on the seas. Bap. The gain I seek is-quiet in the match. Tra. And I am one, that love Bianca more Gre. But thine doth fry. Skipper, stand back; 'tis age, that nourisheth. Tra. But youth, in ladies' eyes that flourisheth. Bap. Content you, gentlemen; I'll compound this strife: Say, Signior Gremio, what can you assure her? Gre. First, as you know, my house within the city Is richly furnished with plate and gold; Basins, and ewers, to lave her dainty hands; My hangings all of Tyrian tapestry:* Fine linen, Turkey cushions boss'd with pearl, -Sir, list to me, * Probably the tapestry of Tiria, in Natolia, is here referred to. + Counterpanes. |