So canting coblers, while from tubs they teach,
Buffoon the gospel they pretend to preach.)
Boaft petty courts, whence rules new rigour draw,
Unknown to Nature's and to Statute-law;
Quirks that explain all faving rights away,

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To give th' attorney and the catchpoll prey.

Is there where law too rigorous may descend,
Or charity her kindly hand extend?

Thy courts, that, shut when pity would redress,
Spontaneous open to inflict diftrefs.

Try misdemeanours !-all thy wiles employ,
Not to chaftife th' offender, but destroy;
Bid the large lawless fine his fate foretel;
Bid it beyond his crime and fortune fwell ;
Cut off from service due to kindred blood,
To private welfare and to public good,
Pitied by all, but thee, he fentenc'd lies;
Imprifon'd languishes, imprifon'd dies.

Boaft fwarming veffels, whofe plebeian state
Owes not to merchants but mechanics freight.
Boaft nought but pedlar-fleets-in war's alarms,
Unknown to glory, as unknown to arms.

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Boaft

Boaft thy base Tolfey, and thy turn-spit dogs,
Thy Halliers horfes and thy human hogs;
Upftarts and mushrooms, proud, relentless hearts;
Thou blank of fciences! thou dearth of arts!
Such foes as learning once was doom'd to fee!
Huns, Goths, and Vandals, were but types of thee.
Proceed, great Bristol, in all-righteous ways,
And let one Juftice heighten yet thy praise;
Still fpare the catamite, and swinge the whore,
And be, whate'er Gomorrha was before.

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*A place where the merchants used to meet to tranfact their affairs before the Exchange was erected. See Gentleman's Magazine, Vol. XIII. p. 496.

Halliers are the perfons who drive or own the fledges, which are here used instead of carts.

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On the Vice-Principal of St. Mary's Hall, Ox-

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