A VINDICATION OF THE LIBEL: OR, A NEW BALLAD, written by a SHOE-BOY, on an ATTORNEY Who was formerly a SHOE-BOY. "Qui color ater erat, nunc eft contrarius atro." W with inning of buckles, and blacking ITH finging of ballads, and crying of news, of shoes, Did Hartley* fet out, both fhoeless and shirtless, A FRIENDLY APOLOGY. FOR A CERTAIN JUSTICE OF PEACE, By Way of Defence of Hartley Hutchinson, Ffq "But he by bawling news about, "And aptly using brush and clout, "A juftice of the peace became, "To punish rogues who do the fame." HUD. By JAMES BLACK-WELL, Operator for the Feet. I SING the man of courage try'd, O'er-run with ignorance and pride, The fact was glorious, we muft own, Thus vampt and accoutred, with clouts, ball, and So vile a fubject for the Mufe? brufb, He gallantly ventur'd his fortune to push : To live by the fweat of his hands and his fpittle: Another as loudly-" Here blacken your shoes!" Such baftings effect upon bim could have none; The dog will be patient, that 's struck with a bore. Sir Thomas, obferving this Hartley withal A youth should be loft, that had been fo witty : That he took up two netus-boys for crying the See the next poem. 'Twas once the nobleft of his wishes So Ajax, who, for aught we know, And fo th' Ephesian villain fir'd *Colonel Ker, a mere Scotchman, Lieutenant Colonel to Lord Harrington's regiment of dra Sir T. Domvile, patentee of the Hanaper-goons, who made a news-boy evidence against the office. N. printer. IRISH ED. DR. A DR. SHERIDAN's BALLAD ON BALLYSPELLIN*: LL you that would refine your blood, By waters clear, come every year, Though pox or itch your skins enrich With rubies paft the telling, "Twill clear your fkin before you 've been A month at Ballyfpellin. If lady's cheek be green as leek When the comes from her dwelling, The footy brown, who comes from town, Then back the goes, to kill the beaux Our ladies are as fresh and fair As Rofe, or bright Dunkelling; And Mars might make a fair mistake, We muft fubmit as they think fit, By matchlefs charms, unconquer'd arms, Cold water turns to fire, and burns, I know, because I fell in A ftream which came from one bright dame Fine beaux advance, equipt for dance, With fo much grace, I'm fure no place No politicks, no fubtle tricks, No man his country felling: We eat, we drink; we never think The troubled mind, the puff'd with wind, Though dropfy fills you to the gills, * A famous fpa in the county of Kilkenny, where the Doctor had been to drink the waters with a favourite Lady. N. Death throws no darts through all these parts, No fextons here are knelling: Come, judge and try, you 'll never die, But live at Ballyspellin ; Except you feel darts tipt with steel, Which here are every belle in: When from their eyes fweet ruin flies, Good cheer, fweet air, much joy, no care, Within this ground we all fleep found, BY DR. SWIFT. * DARE you difpute, you faucy brute, And think there's no refelling Howe'er you bounce, I here pronounce, Your water's mud, and fours the blood, Thofe pocky drabs, to cure the scabs, You thither are compelling, Will back be fent, worse than they went, Llewellyn why? As well may I Name honeft doctor Pellin; So hard fometimes you tug for rhymes, No fubject fit to try your wit, When you went colonelling, But dull intrigues 'twixt jades and teagues Our laffes fair, fay what you dare, At Market-hill more beaux can kill, Would I was whipt, when Sheelah ftript A bum fo white ne'er came in fight, *This anfwer was refented by Dr. Sheridan, as an affront to hinfelf and the lady he attended to the spa. N. Your Your mawkins there fmocks hempen wear, Of Holland not an ellin; No, not a rag, whate'er you brag, Is found at Ballyspellin. But Tom will prate at any rate, There's bonny Jane, in yonder lane, How would you stare to see her there, The foggy mist dispelling, Now as live, I would not give To towse and kifs the fairest mifs Deferves a good cudgelling; At dirty Ballyfpellin. My rhymes are gone, to all but one, Which is, our trees are felling; As proper quite as thofe you write, To force in Bally spellin. HORACE, PART OF BOOK I. SAT. VI. F PARAPHRASED. I. if he both for "That he would anfwer both for church and state; "And, further to demonftrate his affection, "Would take the kingdom into his protection;" All mortals must be curious to inquire, Who could this coxcomb be, and who his fire? "What! thou, the fpawn of him who sham'd our ifle, "That traitor, affaflin, informer vile! "Though by the female fide‡ you proudly bring, "To mend your breed, the murderer of a king; "What was thy grandûre|| but a mountaineer, "Who held a cabin for ten groats a year; On a PRINTER's being fent to NEWGATE. BETTER we all were in our graves "han live in flavery to flaves, Worse than the anarchy at sea, Sir Thomas Prendergast. IRISH ED. The father of Sir Thomas P, who engaged in a plot to murder king William III; but, to avoid being hanged, turned informer againft" his affociates, for which he was rewarded with a good eftate, and made a baronet. Ibid. Cadogan's family. Ibid. A poor thieving cottager, under Mr. Moore, condemned at Clonmell allizes to be hanged for ealing cows. Ibid. Vol. V. § The grandfather of Guy Moore, Esq. who procured him a pardon. Ibid. Guy Moore, Efq. was fairly elected member of parliament for Clonmell; but Sir Thomas, depending upon his intereft with a certain party then prevailing, and fince known by the title of parfon-hunters, petitioned the house against him; out of which he was turned, upon pretence of bribery, which the paying of his lawful debts was then voted to be. Ibid. ** Save a thief from the gallows, and he will cut your throat." Ibid. §§ Mr. George Faulkner. See the fucceeding verfes N. That this poem is the genuine production of the Dean, Lord Chesterfield bears ample teftimony in his Letter to M. Voltaire, August 27, 1752. N. lii 66 Offending Offending race of human-kind, "By nature, reafon, learning, blind; "You who, through frailty, ftepp'd afide; "And you who never fell, through pride; "You who in different fects were shamm'd, "And come to fee each other damn'd (So fome folk told you, but they knew "No more of Jove's defigus than you); "The world's mad business now is o'er, And I refent thefe pranks no more. "I to fuch blockheads fet my wit! "1 damn fuch fools!-Go, go, you're bit.” VERSES SENT TO THE DEAN ON HIS BIRTH-DAY. With Pine's Horace, finely bound. BY DR J. SICAN. * OU'VE read, Sir, in poetic ftrain, Have on my birth-day been invited (But I was forc'd in verse to write it) Upon a plain repaft to dine, And tafte my old Campanian wine And, though I'm us'd to right Falernian, What though your Oxfords and your St. Johns *This ingenious young gentleman was unfortunately murdered in Italy. N. Since Athens brought forth Socrates, You'll plead perhaps, at my request, Your hearing 's bad!"-But why fuch fears They would have partly miss'd their aim ; You best know how-which way?—TRANSLATE. AMES BRYDGES and the Dean had long been friends: James is beduk'd; of courfe their friendship ends * Mrs. Sican, a very ingenious well-bred lady, mother to the author of the preceding poem. N. His wings are clipp'd: he tries no more in vain From bailiffs' claws thou fcarce could't keep thy bum free. A Duke to know a Dean! go, smooth thy crown: ON DR. RUNDLE, BISHOP OF DERRY.* M® AKE Rundle bifhop! fie for fhame! A bishop in the ifle of Saints! How will his brethren make complaints! Confer on him the Holy Ghoft; In mother-church to breed a variance, Yet, were he Heathen, Turk, or Jew, Rundle a bithop ! well. he may ; He's ftill a Chriftian more than they. We know the fubject of their quarrels ; The man has learning, fenfe, and morals, There is a reason still more weighty; 'Tis granted he believes a Deity; Has every circumstance to please us, Though fools may doubt his faith in Jefus. But why fhould he with that be loaded, Now twenty years from court exploded? And is not this objection odd From rogues who ne'er believ'd a God? For liberty a champion flout, Though not fo gofpel-ward devout ; While others, hither fent to fave us, Came but to plunder and enflave us; Nor ever own'd a power divine But Mammon and the German line. Say, how did Rundle undermine 'em? Who fhew'd a better jus divinum? From ancient canons would not vary, But thrice refus'd epifcopari. Our bishop's predeceffor, Magus, Would offer all the fands of Tagus, Promoted to that fee in Feb. 1734-5. N. Or fell his children, house, and lands, Said furly Peter, "Magus, pr'ythee, Dear Baldwin chafte, and witty Croffe, Α SIftroll the city, oft' I See a building large and lofty, Not a bow-fhot from the college; Half the globe from fenfe and knowledge: Plac'd against the church direc, Near the church"-you know the reft. Could I from the building's top Hear the rattling thunder drop, While the devil upon the roof (If the devil be thunder-proof) lii a Should |