I have often thought, that there is no way to effectual for the Cure of this general Infirmity, as a Man's reflecting upon the Motives that produce it. When the Paffion proceeds from the Senfe of any Virtue or Perfection in the Perfon beloved, I would by no means difcourage it, but if a Man confiders that all his heavy Complaints of Wounds and Deaths rife from fome little Affectations of Coquetry, which are improved into Charms by his own fond Imagination, the very laying before himself the Caufe of his Diftemper, may be fufficient to effect the Cure of it.. IT is in this view that I have looked over the feveral Bundles of Letters which I have received from dying People, and compofed out of them the following Bill of Mortality, which I fhall lay before my Reader without any further Preface, as hoping that it may be useful to him in difcovering thofe feveral Places where there it moft Danger, and thofe fatal Arts which are made ufe of to deftroy the Heedlefs and Unwary. LYSANDER, flain at a Puppet-fhow on the third of September. Thirfis, fhot from a Cafement in Pickadilly. T. S. wounded by Zelinda's Scarlet Stocking, as the was ftepping out of a Coach. Will. Simple, fmitten at the Opera by the Glance of an Eye that was aimed at one who stood by him. Tho. Vainlove, loft his Life at a Ball. Tim. Tattle, kill'd by the Tap of a Fan on his left Shoulder by Coquetilla, as he was talking carelefly with her in a Bow-window. Sir Simon Softly, murder'd at the Play-house in Drurylane by a Frown.o Philander, mortally wounded by Cleora, as fhe was adjufting her Tucker. Ralph Gapely, Efq; hit by a random Shot at the Ring. F. R. caught his Death upon the Water, April the 3 1ft. W. W. killed by an unknown Hand, that was playing with the Glove off upon the Side of the Front-Box in Drary-Lane. Sir Chriftopher Crazy, Bart. hurt by the Brush of a Whalebone Petticoat. Sylvius, Sylvius, hot through the Sticks of a Fan at St. James's Church. Damon, ftruck thro' the Heart by a Diamond Necklace. Thomas Trufty, Francis Goofequill, William Meanwell, Edward Callow, Efqrs; ftanding in a Row, fell all four at the fame time, by an Ogle of the Widow Trapland. Tom. Rattle, chancing to tread upon a Lady's Tail as he came out of the Play-houfe, fhe turned full upon him, and laid him dead upon the Spot. Dick Taftewell, flain by a Blush from the Queen's Box in the third Act of the Trip to the Jubilee.ne Samuel Felt, Haberdafher, wounded in his Walk to Iflington by Mrs. Sufannah Crofsftich, as he was elambering over a Stile: R, F. T,W. S, 1. M, P. &c. put to Death in the last Birth-Day Maffacre,. Roger Blinko, cut off in the twenty firft Year of his Age by a White-wash. Mufidorus, flain by an Arrow that flew out of a Dimple in Belinda's Left Cheek. Ned Courtly prefenting Flavia with her Glove (which The had dropped on purpofe) fhe receiv'd it, and took away his Life with a Curtfy. John Goffelin having received a flight Hurt from a Pair of blue Eyes, as he was making his Efcape was difpatch'd by a Smile. Strephon, killed by Clarinda as fhe looked down into the Pit.lowin Charles Careless, fhot flying by a Girl of fifteen, who unexpectedly popped her Head upon him out of a Coach. Jofiah Wither, aged threefcore and three, fent to his long home by Elizabeth Jet-well, Spinster. Jack Freelove, murder'd by Meliffa in her Hair. William Wifeaker, Gent. drown'd in a Flood of Tears by Mell Common. John Pleadwell, Efq; of the Middle Temple, Barrister at Law, affaffinated in his Chambers the fixth Inftant by Kitty Sly, who pretended to come to him for his Advice. I Wednesday, 14 N 378. Wednesday, May 14. Aggredere, O magnos, aderit jam tempus, honores. Virg. I Will make no Apology for entertaining the Reader with the following Poem, which is written by a great Genius, a Friend of mine, in the Country, who is not alham'd to employ his Wit in the praife of his Maker. MESSI A H. A facred Eclogue, compos'd of feveral Paffages of Ifaiak the Prophet. Written in Imitation of Virgil's POLLIO Y To heav'nly Themes fublimer Strains be E Nymphs of Solyma! begin the Song: long. The Moffy Fountains, and the fylvan Shades, RAPT into future times, the Bard begun, Ifaiæ, Cap Whofe facred Flow'r with Fragrance fills the 11. v. I. Skies. Th' Ethereal Spirit o'er its Leaves fhall move, And on its Top defcends the Myftick Dove. Ye Heav'ns! from high the dewy Nectar pour, Cap. 45% And in foft Silence fhed the kindly Show'r! V. 8. Cap. 25, The Sick and Weak, the healing Plant fhall aid, Returning Justice lift aloft her Scale; Cap. 9. v. 7 Peace Cap. 35. V. 2. Cap. 40. C. 42. v. 18. Cap. 25. v. 8. Cap. 40. V. II. Peace o'er the World her Olive Wand extend, Swift fly the Years, and rife th' expected Morn! See nodding Forefts on the Mountains dance, Hear him, ye Deaf, and all ye Blind behold! And leap exulting like the bounding Roe ; C. 2. V. 4. Cap. 65 V. 21, 22. No more fhall Nation against Nation rife, V. 1, 7. Wafte fandy Vallies, once perplex'd with Thorn, Cap. 41. The fpiry Fir and Shapely Box adorn: V. 19. and And Boys in flowry Bands the Tyger lead; V. 6, 7, C. 60. V. 4. Rife, crown'd with Light, imperial Salem rife! C. 60. V. 1. See C. 60. V. |