Here shift the scene, to represent How those I love my death lament. Poor Pope would grieve a month, and Gay St. John himself will scarce forbear The fools, my juniors by a year, Are tortur'd with suspense and fear; Who wisely thought my age a screen, When death approach'd, to stand between: The screen removed, their hearts are trembling; They mourn for me without dissembling. My female friends, whose tender hearts Have better learn'd to act their parts, Receive the news in doleful dumps: "The Dean is dead: (Pray what is trumps?) Then, Lord have mercy on his soul! (Ladies, I'll venture for the vole.) Six deans, they say, must bear the pall: No, madam, 'tis a shocking sight: Why do we grieve that friends should die? No loss more easy to supply. One year is past; a different scene! Some country squire to Lintot goes, 1 A place in London, where old books are sold.-Dubl. ed. The Dean was famous in his time, His way And had a kind of knack at rhyme. But spick and span I have enough. Next, here's Sir Robert's vindication,1 The hawkers have not got them yet; Your honour please to buy a set? "Here's Wolston's tracts, the twelfth edition; 'Tis read by every politician; 1 Walpole hath a set of party scribblers, who do nothing but write in his defence.-Dublin ed. 2 Henley is a clergyman, who, wanting both merit and luck to get preferment, or even to keep his curacy in the established church, formed a new conventicle, which he called an Oratory. There, at set times, he delivereth strange speeches, compiled by himself and his associates, who share the profit with him. Every hearer payeth a shilling each day for admittance. He is an absolute dunce, but generally reported crazy.-Dub. ed. 8 Wolston was a clergyman, but for want of bread hath, in several treatises, in the most blasphemous manner, at The country members, when in town, I And while they toss my name about, tempted to turn our Saviour's miracles into ridicule. He is much caressed by many great courtiers, and by all the infidels, and his books read generally by the court ladies. -Dublin ed. 1 Wolston is here confounded with Woolaston.-H. سا "The Dean, if we believe report, Nor can I tell what critics thought 'em : To cure the vices of mankind: 1 Exposed the fool, and lash'd the knave. But what he writ was all his own.2 "He never thought an honour done him, ✔ Because a duke was proud to own him; Would rather slip aside and choose To talk with wits in dirty shoes ; Despised the fools with stars and garters, The lines inserted as notes were those rejected by Swift, when he revised the piece. 1 And, if he often miss'd his aim, The world must own it to their shame, Can we the Drapier then forget? 'Twas he that writ the Drapier's letters! "He should have left them for his betters; We had a hundred abler men, Nor need depend upon his pen. |