Yet, when we fee thee thus array'd, Of cleanly houfes who will doubt, DICK'S VARIET Y. DULL uniformity in fools, I hate, who gape and fneer by rules.. You, Mullinix, and flobbering C Of piffing in the rabble's eyes. Such paftimes, when our tafte is nice, Nor fcowers the ftreets without a fhirt; Let the boys pelt him if they dare; He 'd He'd have them try'd at the affizes But Dick can fart, and dance, and frisk, Then, woe be to my lord lieutenant, Again. he 'll tell him, and again on 't. AN E PITAPH TO'N GENERAL GORGES* AND LADY MEATH†. UN NDER this ftone lie Dicky and Dolly; Doll dying firft, Dick grew melancholy; For Dick without Doll thought living a folly. * Of Kilbrue, in the county of Meath. N. Dorothy dowager of Edward earl of Meath. She was married to the General in 1716; and died Apr. 10, 1728: her husband furvived but two days. N. 2 Dick Dick loft in Doll a wife tender and dear: But Dick loft by Doll twelve hundred a year; A lofs that Dick thought no mortal could bear. Dick figh'd for his Doll, and his mournful arms croft; Thought much of his Doll, and the jointure he loft: The first vex'd him much, the other vex'd most. Thus loaded with grief, Dick figh'd and he cry'd ; To live without both full three days he try'd: But lik'd neither loss, and so quietly dy’d. Dick left a pattern few will copy after: Then, reader, pray shed some tears of falt-water; Meath fmiles for the jointure, though gotten fo late; VERSES ON I KNOW NOT WHAT. MY latest tribute here I fend, With this let your collection end. Thus I confign you down to fame *John Cuffe of Defart, Efq; married the general's eldest daughter. N. VOL. II. DR. SWIFT'S COMPLAINT, ON HIS OWN DEAFNES.S. WITH AN ANSWER. DOCTOR. DEAF, giddy, helpless, left alone; ANSWER. Except the firft, the fault 's your own. DOCTOR To all my friends a burthen grown : ANSWER. Because to few you will be fhewn. DOCTOR. No more I hear my church's bell, ANSWER. Then write and read, 'twill do as well. A woman's clack, if I have skill, DR. DR. SWIFT TO HIMSELF, GRA ON SAINT CECILIA'S DAY. RAVE Dean of St. Patrick's, how comes it to pass, That you, who know mufic no more than an ass, That you, who fo lately were writing of Drapiers, Should lend your cathedral to players and scrapers ? To act fuch an opera once in a year, So offenfive to every true Protestant ear, With trumpets, and fiddles, and organs, and finging, * Dr. Sheridan was publisher of the "Intelligencer," a weekly paper, written principally by himfelf; but Dr. H 2 Swift |