Which was the model of that Danish seal; [day he has laid a great wager on your head: Sir, this is the matter, Ham. I beseech you, remember [Hamlet moves him to put on his hat. The changeling never known. Now, the next Osr. Nay, in good faith; for mine ease, in Was our sea-fight; and what to this was good faith. Sir, here is newly come to court, Thou know'st already. [sequent Laertes; believe me, an absolute gentleman, Hor. So Guildenstern and Rosencrantz go full of most excellent differences, of very soft to't. [this employment; society, and great showing: indeed, to speak Ham. Why, man, they did make love to feelingly of him, he is the card or calendar of They are not near my conscience; their defeat gentry; for you shall find in him the continent Does by their own insinuation grow: of what part a gentleman would see. 'Tis dangerous, when the baser nature comes Between the pass and fell incensed points Of mighty opposites. Hor. Why, what a king is this! [damn'd, [England, Hor. It must be shortly known to him from Hor. Peace! who comes here? Or. Your lordship is right welcome back Ham. I humbly thank you, sir.-Dost know this water-fly? Hor. No, my good lord. Ham. Thy state is the more gracious; for 'tis a vice to know him. He hath much land, and fertile let a beast be lord of beasts, and his crib shall stand at the king's mess: 'tis a chough; but, as I say, spacious in the posses sion of dirt. Osr. Sweet lord, if your lordship were at leisure, I should impart a thing to you from his majesty. Ham. I will receive it, sir, with all diligence of spirit. Your bonnet to its right use; 'tis for the head. Osr. I thank your lordship, 'tis very hot. Ham. No, believe me, 'tis very cold; the wind is northerly. Osr. It is indifferent cold, my lord, indeed. Ham. But yet, methinks, it is very sultry, and hot; or my complexion Ham. Sir, his definement suffers no perdition in you:-though, I know, to divide him inventorially, would dizzy the arithmetic of memory; and yet but raw neither, in respect of his quick sail. But, in the verity of extolment, I take him to be a soul of great article ; and his infusion of such dearth and rareness, as, to make true diction of him, his semblable is his mirror; and who else would trace him, his umbrage, nothing more. Osr. Your lordship speaks most infallibly of him. Ham. The concernancy, sir? why do we wrap the gentleman in our more rawer breath? Osr. Sir? Ham. Is't not possible to understand in another tongue? You will do't, sir, really. Ham. What imports the nomination of this gentleman? Osr. Of Laertes ? Hor. His purse is empty already; all his golden words are spent. Ham. Of him, sir. Osr. I know you are not ignorant Ham. I would you did, sir; in faith, if you did, it would not much approve me. Well, sir. Osr. You are not ignorant of what excellence Laertes is Ham. I dare not confess that, lest I should compare with him in excellence; but, to know a man well, were to know himself. Osr. I mean, sir, for his weapon; but in the imputation laid on him by them, in his meed he's unfellowed. Ham. What's his weapon? Osr. Rapier and dagger. Ham. That's two of his weapons: but, well. Osr. The king, sir, hath wagered with him six Barbary horses: against the which he has imponed, as I take it, six French rapiers and poniards, with their assigns, as girdle, hangers, and so three of the carriages, in faith, are very dear to fancy, very responsive to the hilts, most delicate carriages, and of very liberal conceit. Ham. What call you the carriages? Hor. I knew you must be edified by the margent, ere you had done. Osr. The carriages, sir, are the hangers. Ham. The phrase would be more german to the matter, if we could carry cannon by our sides: I would it might be hangers till then. Osr. Exceedingly, my lord; it is very sultry, But, on six Barbary horses against six French as 'twere,-I cannot tell how.-But, my swords, their assigns, and three liberal-conlord, his majesty bade me signify to you, that ceited carriages; that's the French bet against the Danish. Why is this imponed, as you If it be now, 'tis not to come; if it be not to call it? come, it will be now; if it be not now, yet it will come: the readiness is all: since no man, of aught he leaves, knows what is't to leave betimes? Let be. Osr. The king, sir, hath laid, that in a dozen passes between yourself and him, he shall not exceed you three hits: he hath laid, on twelve for nine; and it would come to im mediate trial, if your lordship would vouchsafe the answer. Ham. How, if I answer, no? Osr. I mean, my lord, the opposition of your person in trial. Ham. Sir, I will walk here in the hall: if it please his majesty, it is the breathing time of day with me; let the foils be brought, the gentleman willing, and the king hold his purpose, I will win for him, if I can; if not, I will gain nothing but my shame, and the odd Osr. Shall I deliver you so? [hits. Ham. To this effect, sir: after what flourish your nature will. Osr. I commend my duty to your lordship. Ham. Yours, yours.[Exit Osrick.] He does well to commend it himself; there are no tongues else for's turn. Hor. This lapwing runs away with the shell on his head. Ham. He did comply with his dug, before he sucked it. Thus has he (and many more of the same breed, that, I know, the drossy age dotes on) only got the tune of the time, and outward habit of encounter; a kind of yesty collection, which carries them through and through the most fond and winnowed opinions; and do but blow them to their trial, the bubbles are out. Enter a Lord. Lord. My lord, his majesty commended him to you by young Osrick, who brings back to him, that you attend him in the hall: he sends to know, if your pleasure hold to play with Laertes, or that you will take longer time. Ham. I am constant to my purposes; they follow the king's pleasure: if his fitness speaks, mine is ready; now, or whensoever, provided I be so able as now. Lord. The king, and queen, and all are coming down. Ham. In happy time. Lord. The queen desires you to use some gentle entertainment to Laertes, before you fall to play. I Ham. She well instructs me. [Exit Lord. Hor. You will lose this wager, my lord. Ham. I do not think so; since he went into France, I have been in continual practice; shall win at the odds. But thou wouldst not think, how ill all's here about my heart: but it is no matter. Hor. Nay, good my lord,Ham. It is but foolery; but it is such a kind of gain-giving, as would perhaps trouble a woman. Hor. If your mind dislike anything, obey it: I will forestall their repair hither, and say you are not fit. Ham. Not a whit, we defy augury: there is a special providence in the fall of a sparrow. Enter King, Queen, Laertes, Lords, Osrick, [The King puts the hand of Laertes into Ham. Give me your pardon, sir: I've done you wrong; But pardon't, as you are a gentleman. This presence knows, and you must needs How I am punish'd with a sore distraction. tion, Hamlet : If Hamlet from himself be ta'en away, Then Hamlet does it not; Hamlet denies it. Let my disclaiming from a purpos'd evil Laer. Osr. Ay, my good lord. [They prepare to play. King. Set me the stoops of wine upon that If Hamlet give the first or second hit, [table: Or quit in answer of the third exchange, Let all the battlements their ordnance fire; The king shall drink to Hamlet's better breath; And in the cup an union shall he throw, Richer than that which four successive kings And let the kettle to the trumpet speak, Now the king drinks to Hamlet !"-Come, Laer. Ham. Laer. Ham. One. Laer. Why, as a woodcock to mine own I am justly kill'd with mine own treachery. King. She swoons to see them bleed. Queen. No, no, the drink, the drink,-O my dear Hamlet !- The drink, the drink ;-I am poison'd. [Dies. Treachery! seek it out. Laer. It is here, Hamlet: Hamlet, thou art No medicine in the world can do thee good; Come, my lord. [They play. I can no more :-the king, the king's to blame. Osr. A hit, a very palpable hit. No. Well ;-again. King. Stay; give me drink.-Hamlet, this pearl is thine; Here's to thy health. Give him the cup. [Trumpets sound; and cannon shot off King. O, yet defend me, friends; I am but Drink off this potion :-is thy union here? [King dies. Ham. I'll play this bout first; set it by a me. Queen. Come, let me wipe thy face. I do not think it. thee; [Dies. Ham. Heaven make thee free of it! I follow thee. I am dead, Horatio. Wretched queen, adieu ! Never believe it: Laer. [Aside.] And yet it is almost against Give me the cup: let go; by heaven, I'll my conscience. The potent poison quite o'er-crows my spirit: [Dies. Hor. Now cracks a noble heart :-good night, sweet prince; And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest! [March within. Why does the drum come hither? Enter Fortinbras, the English Ambassadors, and others. Fort. Where is this sight? Hor. What is it ye would see? If aught of woe or wonder, cease your search. Fort. This quarry cries on havoc. O proud death, What feast is toward in thine eternal cell, That thou so many princes at a shot So bloodily hast struck? I Amb. To tell him his commandment is fulfill'd, Are here arriv'd, give order that these bodies And from his mouth whose voice will draw on more: But let this same be presently perform'd, The soldiers' music, and the rites of war, Take up the bodies: such a sight as this the [A dead march. Exeunt, bearing away dead bodies: after which, a peal of ordnance is shot off. ROMEO AND JULIET. Escalus, Prince of Verona. DRAMATIS PERSONÆ. [Prince. Sampson, Servants to Capulet. Paris, a young Nobleman, Kinsman to the Gregory, Montague, Heads of two Houses at variance Peter, another Servant to Capulet. with each other. An Old Man, Kinsman to Capulet. Romeo, Son to Montague. Mercutio, Kinsman to the Prince, and Friend to Romeo. Abram, Servant to Montague. An Apothecary. Three Musicians. Chorus. Page to Mercutio; Page to Paris; an Officer. Lady Montague, Wife to Montague. Benvolio, Nephew to Montague, and Friend Lady Capulet, Wife to Capulet. to Romeo. Tybalt, Nephew to Lady Capulet. Friar Laurence, a Franciscan. Friar John, of the same order. Balthasar, Servant to Romeo. Juliet, Daughter to Capulet. Citizens of Verona; male and female Rela- SCENE.-Verona: Once, (in the Fifth Act) at Mantua. PROLOGUE. Chorus. Two households, both alike in dignity, remove, Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage; The which if you with patient ears attend, What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend. ACT I. SCENE I.-Verona. A public Place. Enter Sampson and Gregory, armed with swords and bucklers. Sam. Gregory, o' my word, we'll not carry coals. Gre. No, for then we should be colliers. Sam. I mean, an we be in choler, we'll draw. [of the collar. Gre. Ay, while you live, draw your neck out Sam. I strike quickly, being moved. Gre. But thou art not quickly moved to strike. [moves me. Sam. A dog of the house of Montague Gre. To move is to stir; and to be valiant is to stand therefore, if thou art moved, thou run'st away. Sam. A dog of that house shall move me to stand I will take the wall of any man or maid of Montague's. Gre. That shows thee a weak slave; for the weakest goes to the wall. Sam. True; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to the wall: -therefore, I will push Montague's men from the wail, and thrust his maids to the wall. Gre. The quarrel is between our masters, and us their men. Sam. 'Tis all one, I will show myself a tyrant when I have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the maids, I will cut off their Gre. The heads of the maids? [heads. Sam. Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads; take it in what sense thou wilt. Gre. They must take it in sense, that feel it. Sam. Me they shall feel, while I am able to stand and 'tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh. Gre. 'Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou hadst been poor John. Draw thy tool; here comes two of the house of the Montagues. Gre. How! turn thy back, and run? Gre. No, marry; I fear thee! Sam. Let us take the law of our side; let them begin. [take it as they list. Gre. I will frown as I pass by; and let them Sam. Nay, as they dare. will bite my thumb at them; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it. Enter Abram and Balthasar. Abr. Do you bite your thumb at us, sir? Sam. I do bite my thumb, sir. Abr. Do you bite your thumb at us, sir? Sam. [Aside to Gre.] Is the law of our side, Gre. [Aside to Sam.] No. [if I say ay ? Sam. No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir; but I bite my thumb, sir. Gre. Do you quarrel, sir? Abr. Quarrel, sir? no, sir. Sam. If you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you. Abr. No better. Sam. Well, sir. Gre. [Aside to Sam.] Say, better; here comes one of my master's kinsmen. Sam. Yes, better, sir. Sam. Draw, if you be men. member thy swashing blow. Abr. You lie. Enter Benvolio. Gregory, re[They fight. Ben. Part, fools! put up your swords; you know not what you do. [Beats down their swords. Enter Tybalt. Tyb. What, art thou drawn among these heartless hinds? Turn thee, Benvolio; look upon thy death. Ben. I do but keep the peace put up thy sword, Or manage it to part these men with me. Tyb. What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee: Have at thee, coward! [They fight. Enter several persons of both Houses, who join the fray; then enter Citizens, with clubs and partisans. Citizens. Clubs, bills, and partisans ! strike! beat them down! [tagues! Down with the Capulets ! down with the MonEnter Capulet, in his gown; and Lady Capulet. Cap. What noise is this? Give me my long sword, ho! La. Cap. A crutch, a crutch! Why call you for a sword? [come, Cap. My sword, I say! Old Montague is And flourishes his blade in spite of me. Enter Montague and Lady Montague. Mon. Thou villain Capulet!-Hold me not, let me go. [seek a foe. La. Mon. Thou shalt not stir one foot to Enter Prince, with Attendants. Prin. Rebellious subjects, enemies to peace, Profaners of this neighbour-stainèd steel, |