XI. ANOTHER, IN CHESTER. THE walls of this town Are full of renown, And strangers delight to walk round 'em ; 3 But as for the dwellers, Both buyers and sellers, For me you may hang 'em or drown 'em. XII. ANOTHER, AT HOLYHEAD. O NEPTUNE! Neptune! must I still O'er mountains steep, o'er dusty plains, Half chok'd with dust, half drown'd with rains, To let me kiss your other shore? XIII. EPIGRAM. As Thomas was cudgell'd one day by his wife, He took to the street, and fled for his life; 6 5 ΤΟ Tom's three dearest friends came by in the squabble, And sav'd him at once from the shrew and the rabble; Then ventur'd to give him some sober advice- 5 But Tom is a person of honour so nice, Too wise to take counsel, too proud to take warning, That he sent to all three a challenge next morning: Three duels he fought, thrice ventur'd his life; Went home, and was cudgell'd again by his wife. 10 AN INSCRIPTION, INTENDED FOR A COMPARTMENT IN DR. Designed by Cunningham, on College-Green, Dublin. XIV. AN EPIGRAM, OCCASIONED BY THE ABOVE INSCRIPTION. WHICH gave the Drapier birth two realms contend, 3 Thro' life's low vale she, grateful, gave him bread; Her vocal stones shall vindicate him dead. B. N. XV. A French gentleman, dining with some company on a fast-day, called for some bacon and eggs: the rest were very angry, and reproved him for so heinous a sin; whereupon he wrote the following lines extempore. "PEUT en croire avec bon sens "Songe t'il bien de nos soupé ?" IN ENGLISH. WHO can believe, with common sense, XVI. THE BALANCE OF EUROPE. Now Europe's balanc'd, neither side prevails, For nothing's left in either of the scales. 3 6 2 I. AN ELEGY On the supposed death of PARTRIDGE THE ALMANAC-MAKER. WELL, 'tis as Bickerstaff has guest, Patridge is dead: nay, more, he dy'd Some wits have wonder'd what analogy 5 10 15 20 How Partridge made his optics rise The horned moon, which heretofore 25 36 35 (A great refinement in barometry) Thus Partridge, by his wit and parts, At once did practise both these arts : L 45 |