COUNT Raymond rules in Languedoc, And the mouths of the Rhone; And his Lyonnois silks and his Narbonne honey, A thousand lances, stout and true, And Isabel of Arragon He weds, the Pride of Spain, You might not find so rich a prize, A Dame so " healthy, wealthy, and wise;" In all that wide domain. March.-VOL. LXX. NO. CCLXXIX. N Then his cellar is stored As well as his board, With the choicest of all La belle France can afford; "" neat As imported,"-" fine sparkling," and not over sweet; At such turtle, such turbot, John Dory, and plaice; Such victuals and drink, Are precisely the traps by which Satan makes men his own, And grieving o'er scores Of huge barbecued Boars, Which he thinks should not darken a Christian man's doors, He was right, I must say, For at this time of day, When we're not so precise, whether cleric or lay, (We spell the word now with an E, not an A;) And as honest Père Jacques was inclined to spare diet, he Gave this advice to all grades of society, "Think less of pudding-and think more of piety." As to his clothes, What lots the Count had of cloaks, doublets, and hose, Each as big as a rose, And such shirts with lace ruffles, such waistcoats, and those Indescribable garments it is not thought right To do more than whisper to oreilles polite. Still in spite of his power, and in spite of his riches, As they walk'd the Parades, The Crescents, the Squares, and the fine Colonnades, As their promenade through the good town of Thoulouse. He was tired of hawking, and fishing, and hunting, Quails, woodcocks, and-peasants; Of smoking, and joking, Such headaches next day Though the best of all Rhone wines can never repay, This was his song, "Oh, dear! what will become of us? Oh, dear! what shall we do? We shall die of blue devils if some of us Meanwhile his sweet Countess, so pious and good, So was ale, or a glass of Port wine after cheese. As to tipple, was wrong; She stuck to "fine Hyson," "Bohea," and Souchong, In vain does the family doctor exhort her To take with her chop one poor half-pint of porter; She's taken the pledges! In a gen'ral Crusade Against publicans, vintners, and all of that trade, And to bring in sherbet, ginger-pop, lemonade, Eau sucrée, and small drinkables mild and home made; So she claims her friends' efforts, and vows to devote all hers Solely to found "The Thoulousian Teatotallers." Large sums she employs In dressing small boys In long duffle jackets, and short corduroys, And she boxes their ears when they make too much noise; Filling with drugs and brown Holland the county full. Now just at the time when our story commences, Past the common took place, To entail on her ladyship further expenses, |