APOLLO; OR, A PROBLEM SOLVED. 1731. APOLLO, god of light and wit, Could verse inspire, but seldom writ, Refined all metals with his looks, As well as chemists by their books; As handsome as my lady's page; Sweet five-and-twenty was his age. His wig was made of sunny rays, He crown'd his youthful head with bays; Not all the court of Heaven could shew So nice and so complete a beau. No heir upon his first appearance, With twenty thousand pounds a-year rents, E'er drove, before he sold his land, So fine a coach along the Strand; The spokes, we are by Ovid told, Were silver, and the axle gold: I own, 'twas but a coach-and-four, For Jupiter allows no more. Yet, with his beauty, wealth, and parts, Enough to win ten thousand hearts, No vulgar deity above Was so unfortunate in love. Three weighty causes were assign'd, That moved the nymphs to be unkind. Nine Muses always waiting round him, He left them virgins as he found them. VOL. XIV. R His singing was another fault ; THE PLACE OF THE DAMNED. 1731. ALL folks who pretend to religion and grace, Damn'd senators bribed, damn'd prostitute slaves; Damn'd lawyers and judges, damn'd lords and damn'd squires; Damn'd spies and informers, damn'd friends and damn'd liars ; Damn'd villains, corrupted in every station; Damn'd ignorant prelates, and counsellers privy. For we know by these marks the place of the damn'd: And HELL to be sure is at Paris or Rome. How happy for us that it is not at home! THE DAY OF JUDGMENT.* WITH a whirl of thought oppress'd, I saw the graves give up their dead! ་་ By nature, reason, learning, blind; You who, through frailty, stepp'd aside; * This poem was first printed (from the Dean's MS.) in a letter from Lord Chesterfield, addressed to Mr. Voltaire, dated August 27, 1752.-N. JUDAS. 1731. THIS seems to have been written when the majority of the Irish bishops were meditating what Swift considered as encroachments upon the rights of their clergy. By the just vengeance of incensed skies, Which though his conscience forced him to restore, Come headlong tumbling from their mitred chariots; Drop from the tree with all his bowels burst; And let his bishopric another take!” AN EPISTLE TO MR. GAY.* 1731. How could you, Gay, disgrace the Muse's train, Say, had the court no better place to choose * The Dean having been told by an intimate friend, that the Duke of Queensberry had employed Mr. Gay to inspect the accounts and management of his grace's receivers and stewards, (which, however, proved to be a mistake,) wrote this Epistle to his friend.-H. Through the whole piece, under the pretext of instructing Gay in his duty as the duke's auditor of accounts, he satirizes the conduct of Sir Robert Walpole, then prime minister. † See the libel on Dr. Delany and Lord Carteret.-H. The Countess of Suffolk.-H. § Sir Robert Walpole.-FAULKNER. We have had repeated occasion to remark, that, in courting Mrs. Howard, Pope, Swift, and Gay, never perceived that they were offering incense at the shrine of an inefficient, rather than an unpropitious deity; and that George II., entirely guided by the counsels of Queen Caroline, disregarded all advances made to him through the channel of Mrs. Howard. It was the queen, not the favourite, over whom Sir Robert Walpole, here termed the poet's foe, "obtained an ascendancy, through which he not only preserved, but even augmented, during the reign of George II., the influence he had possessed under George I." The post of gentleman-usher to the Princess Louisa was offered to Gay, which he and his friends considered as a great indignity, her royal highness being a mere infant. |