A DIALOGUE BETWEEN SIR WILLIAM HANDCOCK AND THADY FITZPATRCK, IN THE DEVIL'S ANTI-CHAMBER. Also from the Whimsical Miscellany. THADY. YOU'RE welcome, Sir William; by my shoul and salvation, I rejoice for to see one from my own nation. We have long wanted news: Was it growing wealthy Come, never look squeamish, nor be out of order, And speak a good word for you here to the Devil. SIR WILLIAM. Oh, thank you, dear Thady, and must own, for my Or on my right hand I had always my brother, THADY. You see how he trudges At the head of a shoal of unrighteous judges. By oppression and cheating, by rapine and lust, We shall in good time have the rest of the Trust. But our Master, the Devil, has solemnly swore, Till they're out of commission, not to admit more. If you speak me but fair, you shall not go far To meet with your friends of the Bench or the Bar; Look at Reynolds, and Lyndon, and Whitshed, and Keating, The four rogues are all got together a-prating. SIR WILLIAM. Pr'ythee, where is fat Hely? I durst lay my life, THADY. You'll ever be urging a reason that's faint; * John Moore, of Croghan, in the King's county; created in 1715, Baron Moore of Tullamore: in 1716, and again in Feb. 1722-3, appointed one of the Lords Commissioners for holding the great seal during the absence of Lord Chancellor Middleton. -BARRETT. * But what is become of Sir Toby and Stephen? The calling them rogue, and rascal, and blockhead ? SIR WILLIAM. Faith, Thady, our judges are grown very humble; THADY. Pox take me, Sir William, why was not I asking, All this time you've been here, for poor Clara Gascoyne? The woman that lay so long by my side;- SIR WILLIAM. She still is thy widow, thou barbarous teague; * Probably Sir Theobald Butler, and Sir Stephen Rice. The latter was Lord Chief Baron of the Exchequer.-BARRETT. THADY. That thou e'er wert a blockhead, you need not now own, But this thy last action all others does crown ; This Dialogue is taken from the same MS.; and ascribed to Swift on conjecture. It must have been written about 1703, about which time Sir William Handcock, Recorder of Dublin, died, and was succeeded in that office by Mr. John Forster. Thady Fitzpatrick represented the town of Maryborough, in King James's Parliament.-BARRETT. TO LORD HARLEY, ON HIS MARRIAGE. OCTOBER 31, 1713. LORD HARLEY married Lady Henrietta Cavendish Holles, the daughter and sole heiress of John Duke of Newcastle. Bolingbroke malignantly called this match "the ultimate end of a certain administration." It was certainly the only advantage which the Earl of Oxford's family derived from his possession of ministerial power. AMONG the numbers who employ Their tongues and pens to give you joy, Forgive me, when I fondly thought The God of Wit, and Light, and Arts, Whose harp could savage beasts enchant, Had Bacchus after Daphne reel'd, The nymph had soon been brought to yield; The nymph would ne'er have been a prude. They fly from learning, wit, and light; How then, dear Harley, could I guess |